I wrote some Bad RPG Classes
Classes -
Bureaucromancer - A type of Caster who deals in Bureaucratic Agreements and signs Triplicate Forms to get anything accomplished. A type of Business class. Not fun to be around. Usually has little to no friends.
Science Researcher - A book smart know-it-all who always has the right answer and is never done learning. Studies things to Learn about them then Recall’s knowledge to help self and others later. Not a big risk taker, unless a published paper or funding is on the line.
Jump and Shoot Dude - A nimble and graceful Acrobat, but only when in the air. Also skilled is Projectile Launching, but must be in the air to do so. Generally likes to hang out in high places, just in case he needs a few more seconds of being airborne to pull off his greatest move yet.
Fitzard - A type of Caster whom is not so interested in “learning” or “being helpful” but more about being Buff and Shredded and then Punching Things Into Oblivion. Getting big has it’s drawbacks, usually Charisma or Intelligence, but sometimes things like Luck or Survivability. Usually the first to get drunk at parties.
Liar - A charming rogue who would do anything to get what they want. Using Deception and Dumb Luck they bumble through situations, that is until they come up short and/or are caught then they tend to do great at being Quick and Hiding. Voted most likely to “not get voted for a most likely to do anything” in High School.
Cursed - A being of Sorrow and Pain. Usually uses these things to Guilt others to accomplish bidding, but this leads to Relief, so they must keep the cyclical chain of events going by getting into danger. The kind of friend who always tries to tell you how much things suck without ever doing anything about them.
Creative - Unique individual who sees fit to change the world around them to fit their ideas and their concepts of Beauty. Has a Powerful Imagination and can Shape Reality around them, so long as they don’t run out of Time. Running low on Time creates Stress which lowers their ability to function like a normal being and must sleep to reduce Stress but also reduces Time. Only way to get more time is to finish a “Job” Contract or Beg for and extension.











