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The Grand Master - I have to start off with him. absolutely fabulous. those painted nails? that cape? those sandals? that hair? that liner? that lip look? uniqué. that rich blue tho. a very bold choice but suits him very well. I wanna hang out with him so we can judge awful fashion sense together. 10/10. I understand why Loki was so flustered.

Valkyrie - when she rescued Thor’s ass, that’s when I knew… that’s my wife. those white details really made the look pop. her armour and her cape was just elegant. her hair didn’t budge when she fighting. what kind of hair spray does she use? 10/10.

Thor - I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: that haircut is bangin. the shaved in designs on the side add flavour. the red war paint made him look like a crying prom queen but in a good way. his whole outfit had me fucked up. and his disguise was very convincing. 10/10. I would like to hug him.

Bruce Banner - that’s my husband !! first of all let me just say his Tony Stark disguise really suited him more than it does Tony if we’re being honest out here. and Hulks armour in the arena was just gladiator chic if that’s even possible. hit up vogue. 10/10.

Loki - I mean…I don’t even have to say anything. he always brings the looks. he is the fashion show. his beautiful flowing hair tho. gotta figure out what his routine is. I’m sure being the god of mischief isn’t easy, but he makes it breezy with that style. 10/10.

Hela - best dressed villain. truly the queen. that fucking headpiece is so dramatic, she really brought it. her look really rivals Loki’s. and her sword thing?? ffuck me up. 10/10. wouldn’t mind going to hell if she’s there.

Korg - he stole the show. his look is a little dysfunctional, but he was out there lip syncing for his life anyway. 10/10.

Executioner - GOOD SHIT. still, very dysfunctional. can’t really dance in that armour. but I mean you don’t have to worry about getting stabbed by your brother who you thought was a snake because you love snakes and he was like “BLAA It’s me Loki.” I like that head tats, but I see he stole Okoye’s signature look. 9/10.

Heimdall - pretty sure he’s wearing contacts but we all love a drama queen. really knows how to style hair. 10/10.