Jaybastian Call (After Abercrombie Post, Friday, during Huntbastian Texts)
Jay: [dials]
Sebastian: [answers, but doesn't say anything]
Jay: Is this a good time?
Sebastian: [monotone] Sure. I'm texting your Romeo atm, though, FYI
Jay: Oh, then just do that. Talk it out. I love you, Seb. You're handling this as best as you can, I know that. I'm still here for you. I'm proud of you.
Sebastian: [with more energy] I love you, too. You boyfriend is making me cry, don't leave me
Jay: [smiles, looks more cheerful] Oh Seb, I love it when you cry.
Sebastian: I know, Counselor.
Jay: When you say that, I always hear it like a lawyer Councillor. Anyway, I'll go, then. But can I come by for lunch?
Sebastian: Yes. No dick jokes, though.
Jay: [shakes his head, smiling. He's used to Sebastian making random statements he has to ask about later.] Fine. Call me if you want before though, ok?
Sebastian: Sorry I can't hear you through my waterfall of tears.
Jay: Bye
Sebastian: I am a crying emoji. Ciao
