#swonline

For anyone who might end up watching Cannon at any point in the foreseeable future, in case I forget to tell you or he doesn't tell you himself, he's big on Bluey these days. And having watched some episodes with him, I can admit that I get it. The show's not half bad.

I love love as much as the next person, but I just finished playing a wedding... and I give this couple six months. Max.

Two more weeks. Then I can finally be back in San Francisco until January. Then I won't have to go back and forth on planes and spend hours and hours on the Senate floor, in stuffy offices, and sweating through blazers. I'm pretty sure I'm single-handedly keeping my neighborhood dry cleaner in business.

So I can't talk much about the foster kiddos much online, but the younger kiddo decided to try and make cookies today.......and it did not go well. The kitchen's a mess, the cookies were disgusting, but honestly just the fact he was trying to surprise us with something was sweet. Now, I guess we need to get him into baking classes or something so that this doesn't happen again, but will still give us a chance to grow his interest.

Know what I miss? A home-cooked meal. And pillows. Pillows are great. And my gorgeous husband and beautiful kids. I miss you guys. What’s the sun look like nowadays? 

Group Chat Text: "Girls Gays & Theys"

Guys. What do teenagers like these days? I thought I was young enough to still be hip but FS1 and FS2 keep saying things and I'm just like "wut." Like am I an old now? I DIDN'T THINK THAT I WOULD BE AN OLD AT 22.

I'm starting 2024 off with gratitude and let me just openly say that I'm thankful the clients I rep aren't Katt Williams are relatively sane and relatively reasonable people.