When Sonar became Robert's Problem
Sonar gets high while at work...And for some wild reason, Robert's now stuck babysitting a high Sonar while everyone else is on patrol. And naturally, things get a little batshit crazy...Pun 100% intended.
Hi everyone! I swear I'm not dead!! I'm just busy and still lacking inspiration lately...It's been weird. I've been getting into a few other fandoms, and it's affected my interest in writing for the fandoms I'm known for. Also, my relationship with FNAF has been...complicated lately...Every other fandom I'm still happy writing for, but I keep losing interest and getting writers block when the fanfic is about FNAF. And...I feel so bad about that. I really wish things were different...But, I think I'm still heavily burnt out from FNAF stuff. I've managed to get 2 and a half FNAF fanfics done, which is good. But...I may have to take a break from FNAF again for a while.
Robert was grumbling to himself as he sat in the office on dispatch duty. Dispatching? More like babysittingâŚThe Z-Team has a tendency to goof off or wreak havoc at the worst possible times. It was like looking after a daycare full of power-wielding toddlers. It can be nearly impossible to keep them on the straight and narrowâŚ
But right nowâŚOnly one of the troublemakers came to mind: Sonar. The half-bat conman obsessed with crypto and being smarter than anyone else, had gotten high during his break again. Naturally, anyone that gets high on shift has to go to the infirmary to get checked out. So, Robert sent him to do just that. He knew it was a bad idea to trust Sonar to go to the infirmary on his ownâŚBut god dammit, he had no choice. He has work to do, and heâs not equipped to deal with someone during a high.Â
Oh, how hard the irony would end up hitting himâŚ
âHey Bobby.â That familiar voice spoke up.Â
Robert looked up at Sonar, surprised he was already back. âHeyâŚDid you make it to the infirmary?â He asked, taking off his headphones and muting the call momentarily.Â
Sonar nodded and sat down. âYeahâŚI did.â He admitted to him.Â
Robert blinked, staring at him. â...And? What did they say?âÂ
Sonar shrugged his shoulders. âWellâŚThey said I was well enough to be discharged.â Sonar admitted.Â
Robert stared at him with raised eyebrows. Well enough to be discharged. â...Are you serious?â Robert asked him.Â
Sonar nodded. âYup, quite serious.â Sonar admitted.Â
Robert gently placed the headphones onto the table and held his head with his hands. âAnd you have no way to get homeâŚdo you?â He asked.Â
Sonar shook his head. âNope.â He popped the P.Â
Robert let out a long sigh. God dammit⌠âGreatâŚâ Was all that left his mouth.Â
âSorry, RobbieâŚIâm gonna have to stay until it wears off.â Sonar explained, chuckling. âCause I may be an idiot, but Iâm not stupid enough to go home in this state.â He told him.Â
Robert tried to hide the slight smile that filled his cheeks from that comment. In Robertâs mind, he was both an idiot, AND stupid. And to make matters worse, this isnât the first time heâs gotten high at work. And knowing himâŚIt certainly wouldnât be the last.Â
âFine.â Robert muttered. âBut youâd better be on your best behaviour while I work. You understand?â Robert warned, pointing to him like a Dad disciplining his child.Â
Sonar chuckled. âSorry, no promises.â He admitted.Â
Robertâs finger pulled back into a fistâŚbefore he dropped it with a resigned sigh. Smartass. âAt least youâre honest about itâŚâ He mumbled.Â
Sonar smiled more and pulled out his phone for a moment. With that, Robert put his headphones back on. âSorry, team. Iâm back. Sonar had been discharged and showed up in the office.â Robert explained.Â
âWait, discharged?â Malevola asked.Â
âWho the fuck discharged him?!â Chase reacted.Â
âYeah, and on what grounds?â Punch-up spoke up.Â
âThey said everythingâs stable.â Sonar spoke up in the voice call. âAnd they said to head home and make sure someone keeps an eye on meâŚWhich is gonna be Bobbie.â Sonar spoke up in the group call.Â
Robert sighed. âYeahâŚGreat.âÂ
âHey, donât feel too bad, Robert. Youâre gonna have company for a while.â Flambae spoke up.Â
Sonar smirked. âYeahâŚIâm gonna be the best company heâs ever had.â He declared.Â
âDonât do anything stupid, Sonar.â Invisigal ordered.Â
âYeah I knowâŚIâm not planning on itâŚyet.â Sonar teased, smirking with his bat teeth showing.Â
Punch-up could be heard chuckling a little. âHow high are ya, bud?âÂ
Sonar laughed a bit. âOh you knowâŚthe usual amount.â Sonar responded.Â
Punch-up stuttered. âThat-âÂ
âSonar, I donât mean to be that guyâŚBut the usual amount is zero.â Flambae told him.Â
âOh, thenâŚVery high.â Sonar admitted.Â
âHow many lines did you do this time?â Malevola asked.Â
âHeheâŚA little more than one.â He admitted. âI uhhhâŚmay have made an extra long line this time.â He said, sounding proud of it.Â
âOh fuckinâ hell!â Punch-up reacted.Â
Robert looked at Sonar with horror. âYouâre joking meâŚâ Robert looked ready to punch the guy. âWhy would you do that?!â Robert raised his voice.Â
âCause I was stressed! Fuck off!â Sonar argued back.Â
âIf you were stressed, then you couldâve talked to me, or Chase, or someone else on the team!â Robert shot back.Â
âHA! Talk to you, Mr. Walking-ball-of-nerves?â Sonar teased.Â
âThatâs besides the point.â Robert told him.Â
Chase chuckled. âI hate to say it, but Batguyâs got a point.â He admitted.Â
âChase, this doesnât involve you.â Robert argued.Â
âOh really? Are you sure about that, fucker?â Chase shot back.Â
âChase, itâs not the time!â Robert argued.Â
âIt appears the fathers are fighting again.â Phenomaman spoke up, making Prism and Punch-up laugh.Â
âY-Yeah, hahaha! Th-They kind of do t-talk like-...YeahâŚâ Waterboy spoke up.Â
Golem also chuckled a bit. âShould we leave them alone?â Golem spoke up.Â
âNah, theyâll hash it out.â Sonar responded. âWatching Robert get mad in 4K is kinda hilarious.â
Robert quickly glared at Sonar, which only made the batguy laugh more. âGuys, he just glared at me like a fuckinâ Dad.â Sonar admitted.Â
Invisigal could be heard stifling a laugh, with Punch-up and Flambae also chuckling a little.Â
âRobert, youâve been a ball of nerves ever since the day I met you. Donât you give me that shit.â Chase argued.Â
Robert grumbled. âPlease, just drop it.â Robert grumbled.Â
âWait, was he actually?â Sonar asked.Â
âHell yeah, he was! Robert used to overthink everything. If I had a nickel for everytime Iâve had to calm this man down because of his overthinking, Iâd be able to retire tomorrow.â Chase explained.Â
Robert grumbled. âChase, please.â He hid his face in his hands.Â
âAwww, was Robert a little scaredy kid?â Flambae teased.Â
âH-Hey, I was t-too, actuallyâŚHehe.â Waterboy admitted.Â
âDonât tell me he had a fear of monsters as well.â Punch-up asked with a laugh.Â
Chase chuckled. âNah, he was a little too old for that.â He admitted.Â
âGuysâŚI swear to Go-aAH!â Robert yelped as his chair was tipped back.Â
âYou okay?â Chase asked.Â
âThe fuck was that?â Flambae spoke up.Â
Almost immediately, Robertâs eyes fell onto Sonar, with an evil little grin on his face. âI can think of one monster he might still be scared of.â He admitted wiggling his fingers at him.Â
Robert widened his eyes. âHuh? What-!â Robert jumped and let out a high-pitched squeal. Oooh no, this isnât good.Â
âWhat the fuck was that?â Invisigal asked.
âLooks like Robbie here is a little squealer.â Sonar teased, going for his sides and ribs right away.Â
Robert yelped and tried in vain to cover up his middle. âS-Sonar-!â Robert tried fighting him off. âDonât you dahare!â A stupid smile began filling his face, as a wheeze left his mouth before he could stop it.Â
âWhat the hell am I hearing right now?â Punch-up asked.Â
âWait, is he laughing?â Malevola spoke next, giggling.Â
âHeh, I think he is. Whatâs so funny, Robbo?â Flambae spoke up.
âSonarâŚwhat are you doing?â Chase asked, sounding slightly defeated.Â
Sonar was smirking, moving way too fast for Robert to catch up with. âOh, just tickling him.â He admitted. One of Sonarâs hands was still gripping the back of the chair, while his other hand was tickling the dispatcher wherever he could reach.
âOkayâŚWhy?â Chase asked, confused. âFor science.â Sonar responded. âLaughter can lower stress hormones and boost the mood at once.â Sonar explained. âBasically, Iâm trying to calm his nerves.âÂ
âWith ticklingâŚâ Chase sighed and chuckled a little. âOf all the ways to lessen stressâŚâ Chase could be heard snickering into his earpiece.Â
Even with both hands, Robert couldnât stop his fingers in time. A blush was filling his cheeks in a matter of secondsâŚAnd giggles began bubbling out of him almost immediately. âNonoNOhohoho! GahaHAA! Let mehehe goho!â Robert reacted, squirming against the orange chair.Â
âIâm sorry, Robertâs ticklish?!â Punch-up spoke up. âSince fuckinâ when?!âÂ
âOh my god! Hahaha!â Prism reacted. âThis is gold! Go Sonar go!â Prism cheered.Â
âAwwwâŚTh-This is k-kinda cuhuhute.â Waterboy spoke up, giggling alongside him.Â
âGive him a few tickles for me too, okay?â Malevola spoke up.
âDohohonât encourage hihim!â Robert yelled, trying to curl up as best he could in the chair.Â
Sonar could be heard laughing alongside him. âToo late, buddy! This is way too funny to pass up.â Sonar reacted with a big smile on his face.Â
Chase could be heard laughing. âHey, hey Sonar: Do me a favor, will ya? Tickle his belly for me.â Chase asked him.Â
âWaitNO!â Robert yelled out, his blush deepening slightly.Â
âIâll just lower his volume for the group-â Chase lowered Robertâs volume just as Robert let out a loud shriek.
âGAAHAHAHA! STAHAHAP IHIT! SONARSTAHAP! HEHELP MEHEHEHEEE!â He begged.Â
âShould we help him?â Golem spoke up.
âEh, donât worry. Heâs in good hands here.â Sonar teased. âWell, good hand, actually.â He added, referring to him tickling Robert with one hand.Â
âYouâre telling meâŚThis pain in the ass has been ticklish this whole timeâŚâ Flambae spoke up.Â
âHehehe! Why? Thinking about trying it out?â Prism asked.Â
âOh, you bet I am.â Flambae teased.Â
Robert suddenly threw his head back with another shriek, followed by a fit of cackles. âNAHAT THEHEHEHERE! HAHAHAHAA!â Robert shouted.Â
âHoly fuck!â Punch-up reacted, laughing. âAnd Bob says IâM the loud one!âÂ
âYou still areâŚBut Robert is a close second.â Coupe spoke up, suddenly making herself known on the call.Â
âEyy! Hey Coupe!â Punch-up reacted. âYa hearinâ this shite?â He asked.Â
âYupâŚhear it loud and clear.â Coupe admitted.Â
âGood thing I turned down the volume when I didâŚâ Chase admitted. âYou all wouldâve lost your hearing.â He admitted.Â
âFUHUCK OFF CHAHAHASE!â Robert shouted at him.Â
âHey now, no need to get all smart with me. Otherwise, I might tell Sonar about your little snort button.â Chase mentioned.Â
Sonar widened his eyes. âIâm sorry, what?!â He asked, before going right for his belly button.Â
Robert snorted almost immediately, causing his blush to deepen even more. âFUHUHUCK!â He snorted again.Â
Flambae broke down laughing. âOho my god, he snorts too?!âÂ
âAwwwwâŚâ Prism teased. âHow cute!âÂ
Punch-up giggled a little. âMiss Piggy joined the call.â Punch-up teased, making the others laugh.Â
Robert covered his mouth in an attempt to hide his snorts. âShut upâŚâ He mumbled, slightly blushing.
âOh, heâs trying to hide his snorts.â Sonar mentioned.Â
âWe can still hear them, Robert~â Flambae teased. âYou canât hide your little noises forever~âÂ
Sonar could be heard gasping. âFlambae, youâve officially made him blush.â Sonar reacted.
Flambae laughed a bit. âDid I? Didnât know that was possible.â Flambae teased. Â
âI have heard Robert let out shorter laughs or wheezes on occasion, but I have never heard him laugh this hard before.â Phenomaman mentioned.Â
âYeah, this is a rare moment.â Invisigal admitted.Â
Punch-up chuckled. âGod, this is great. I can even hear Waterboy giggling on his end.â Punch-up mentioned.Â
âIhi canât hehelp ihihitâŚHihis laugh is contagiohohousâŚâ Waterboy could be heard giggling quietly, as if trying to keep his voice down.Â
âAwww, ya hear that Robert? Ya got a fan!â Punch-up reacted.Â
âAlright, I might have to wrap it up.â Sonar said. âHeâs getting a little too red.â He admitted.Â
âAww, really?â Punch-up asked.Â
âRight when it was getting goodâŚâ Malevola spoke up.Â
âYeah, good call. We wouldnât want the ticklish bastard to fall asleep on us.â Chase admitted.Â
Sonar moved the chair upright, leaving Robert in a disheveled mess against the chair. He was breathing heavily, clearing his throat and trying to fix his shirt. âHoly shitâŚâ He muttered.Â
âYou alright, Robert?â Chase asked with a smirk. âShut upâŚâ Robert muttered, earning a laugh from Chase.Â
âWell? Did the tickle bat help your stress?â Malevola asked.Â
Robert was still breathing. âHo-...Hold onâŚ*huff*...â He tried to pull himself together.Â
âGood lord, did ya kill âem or somethinâ?â Punch-up asked.Â
âNo, I donât think so.â Sonar admitted. âMaybe I went a little hard on him, butâŚâÂ
Robert turned to look at him. âYou- *huff* You think?...â He muttered back.Â
âYeahâŚSorry about that.â Sonar patted his back lightly.Â
âYou might need to get him some water.â Coupe spoke up.
âOr something to help his throat.â Invisigal added.Â
Sonar nodded. âWill do.â Sonar walked off to the vending machine, before getting a gatorade. He walked back to the room, handing it to Robert. âHere you go.âÂ
Robert opened up the gatorade and drank back a bunch of it quickly. âFâŚFuckâŚâ He muttered, swallowing one last gulp down before placing it onto the table.Â
âYouâll be fine, I think.â Sonar declared, patting his shoulder. Suddenly, a yelp from Sonar with a slight bottle sound could be heard over their speaker.Â
âUhhhâŚWhat was that?â Malevola asked.Â
âRevengeâŚâ Robert responded with a smirk.Â
Sonar grumbled. âGatoradeâŚOn my suitâŚâ He muttered.Â
Flambae wheezed and tittered. âDid Robert just throw gatorade at you?!â Flambae asked.Â
âYyyyup.â Sonar admitted.Â
âYeahâŚAnd you deserved it.â Robert admitted.Â
Chase chuckled. âYou better now, Robert?â He asked.Â
Robert grumbled a little. âChaseâŚWhen itâs break timeâŚI am making you regret ever speaking.â Robert warned.Â
Punch-up snickered a little. âOh noâŚâÂ
âOhoho! youâre fucked now, grandpa.â Invisigal reacted.Â
Chase grumbled. âShut the fuck up. Youâre not getting anywhere close, ya hear me?â Chase warned.
The sound of the headphones being placed down, followed by a creaking chair could be heard through the background. âRobert? Robert, what-?â Chase gasped as he heard the door open. âFuckFUCKROBERT!â Chase made an ungodly shriek as his earpiece fell out of his ear while being tackled to the ground and absolutely destroyed by Robert on the ground. Chaseâs laughter could be heard quite well, despite where the earpiece had landed, leaving the others laughing and cheering on Robert through the phone call.Â
Note to self: Never talk about a co-workerâs weaknesses without expecting some payback.Â
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