"Weird is Lovely"
*this is my first ever school au fic so if it doesn't look like a school au then I'm sorry i tried anyways I got inspiration from @maineventshinku "adult school au" drawings so hope yall enjoy!*
*the ships involved are BrYuta, HangMox and my little rarepair I created of Claudio Castagnoli and Harley Cameron! Hardio? Harlio? Clarley? SwissKitty? Idk...*
Doughnut Team: @afterdarkprincess @thlayli-ra
âWhy he does this every Friday I have no ideaâ Claudio says as he walks down the hallway to the principal's office. He has to leave class early so he can pick his best friend Mox up from detention. He might not like having to bail Mox out every Friday but they've been friends for nearly twenty years and he'd go to war with that guy if Mox asked. âHey Claudio, wait up!â someone says from far away. Claudio hears the familiar tapping of boots on linoleum and sees it's Mox's boyfriend, âHangmanâ Adam Page.
Claudio waits until Adam is right beside him. âJesus, you're hard to catch! Gimme a minuteâ Adam says as he tries to catch his breath. âI assume you're coming with me to pick up Mox again?â Claudio asks, causing Adam to laugh. âDon't I always? Wouldn't be a good boyfriend if I didn't bail that dumbass out every week! Plus getting out early guarantees us the best spots in the library during free period!â Adam says excitedly as they start walking down the halls.
Free period is one of Claudio's favorite classes other than Home Economics cause he gets to catch up with friends, work on some homework and most importantly hang out with his girlfriend, Harley Cameron. Him and Harley have been together for five years and she's made his life exciting every time he's with her. She's the splash of color he needed in his boring life and he's loved her ever since. âUmm hello? Earth to Claudio!â Adam says, snapping Claudio out of his thoughts.
âOh my apologies! I spaced out! What were you saying?â Claudio asks embarrassingly, causing Adam to laugh. âI was asking if you think Mox would like my outfit today?â Adam asks as he shows off what he's wearing. He's currently wearing his steel tipped cowboy boots, denim bell bottoms with a rose design on the side and a white tank top with flames on the bottom. âI'm sure he'll love it Adam. Is the shirt a homage to when you âaccidentallyâ set a trash can on fire?â Claudio says with a laugh, causing Adam to blush.
âIt was an accident! I thought I stubbed the blunt out! I still feel bad about it!â Adam says embarrassingly, causing Claudio to pat him on the back to comfort him. âI'm sure it was Adam anyways we're hereâ Claudio says as they make it to the principal's office. Claudio knocks on the door and pops out vice principal Christopher Daniels. âLemme guess, you came to pick up Moxley?â Mr.Daniels asks tiredly, Adam and Claudio nodding in response.
âOf course you are⊠Moxley! Castagnoli and Page are here! For the billionth time this yearâ Mr. Daniels says under his breath as Mox walks out the door. âSee you next Friday Mr. Daniels!â Mox says with a smirk, causing Mr.Daniels to let out a groan and shut the door. âThanks for bailing me out like always manâ Mox says as he fist bumps Claudio. âMy pleasure Mox but you're forgetting someone else came with me to helpâ Claudio says sweetly as he mentions to Adam.
âCowgirl!â Mox says happily as he picks up Adam and swings him around. âBabe put me down! You're gonna ruin my outfit!â Adam says with a laugh as Mox kisses him then puts him down. âSorry princess but I haven't seen you since lunch and now that I'm looking at you⊠you look pretty darn cute right nowâ Mox says affectionately, causing Adam to blush. âStop looking at me like ya wanna eat me!â Adam says as Mox smirks at him. âWith the way you're dressed it makes me wanna get a second detentionâ Mox says seductively but before he does anything he gets stopped by Claudio.
âAs much as I would love to third wheel this sexual act I believe we should start walking to our lockers so we can meet up with the othersâ Claudio offers so he doesn't get severely traumatized. âOh fuck you're right! We gotta get our seats in the library before those Elite snobs do!â Mox says as he fixes his leather jacket and they all start walking down the hallway. âCare to explain why you got detention this week?â Claudio asks, curious on what bizarre thing Mox did to get sent there this week.
âI may or may not have slashed Mr.Callisâ tires on his new carâ Mox says with an innocent look as he holds Adam's hand. âThat new blue Lamborghini he just bought?!? You fucking didn't!â Adam says excitedly, Mox nodding in response. âYou're gonna ruin that man's life until we graduate aren't you?â Claudio asks, receiving a devilish smile from Mox in return. âHe deserves it for trying to fail me in woodshop because making wooden nunchucks isn't safe on school premises or some shitâ Mox explains, causing both guys to laugh.
They hear the bell ring signaling that class is over and walk a bit faster as students are filing out. âHey guys! Over here!â Wheeler yells from the lockers as he waves his hand to get the three's attention. They make it to the lockers where Wheeler and Bryan are standing. When they make it to the lockers, Wheeler hugs all three guys with excitement like he does everyday. They would protect Wheeler at all costs if needed.
âYou guys excited for free period? I got a new pack of baseball cards I've been waiting to open to show you guys!â Wheeler says excitedly as he shakes the pack in his hand. âYou know I'm excited for anything that doesn't involve homework! Also put those away before someone tries to steal them!â Mox warns, causing Wheeler to put the pack of cards back into his bag. âOk! Geez! You're such a big brother but anyways you guys like my outfit?â Wheeler asks as he twirls in place.
He's currently wearing a pink sweater with cherries on it, a pink and white checkered skirt, white see-through leggings with white bows and pink converse. âYou look absolutely adorable like always Wheelerâ Claudio says, causing Wheeler to blush. âYeah, did your sugar daddy buy it for ya?â Mox asks, making Wheeler laugh. âYeah he did but don't tell Bryan though because he'll get madâ Wheeler says jokingly, receiving a gentle slap on the ass by Bryan in return.
âI love how I buy you cute things yet you still act like a little shitâ Bryan says as Wheeler giggles and gives him a kiss on the cheek. âThink you can find me a sugar daddy Wheeler? I think I milked mine dry a while agoâ Adam says teasingly, causing Mox to growl at him. âKeep talking like that and I'll make your ass sore for the rest of the yearâ Mox says seductively, making Adam tremble a bit. âMaybe I should join the cycling team considering I've been third wheeling almost the whole dayâ Claudio says jokingly, causing everyone to laugh.
âSpeaking of that⊠where's Harley?â Wheeler asks curiously. âYeah, she's usually with us and ranting about what weird thing her hamster did the night beforeâ Mox says as he looks around the hallway. âShe was in the art room with me before I left to pick you up Mox. I wonder what's taking her so long?â Claudio asks worryingly, but he didn't have to worry long before worry turned to annoyance when he heard two familiar voices of people he didn't like.
âHelloooo Claudio!â Mariah says in a sing-song tone that sounds like nails to a chalkboard. âWhat are you guys doing? Having a jerking session with your pathetic packages?â Mina asks teasingly with a laugh. âShouldn't you two be on a post scaring away the crows?â Adam asks, which causes Mariah and Mina to glare at him. âShouldn't you be shoveling pig shit somewhere you filthy hick?â Mariah asks with a sneer. âI don't think he understood you Mariah! You probably need to say it slower so his tiny brain can understand!â Mina says, causing both women to laugh.
Adam felt himself start to cry as Mox pulled him to his chest and growled at the girls. âYou two came over here to bother us for a reason so might as well spit it out now before you waste any more of mother earth's precious oxygenâ Bryan says with his arms crossed. âUgh fine you weird little goat man! Claudio, your freaky little girlfriend was in the art room right?â Mariah asks with a devilish smile. âYou better go check on her! I heard she had an accident!â Mina says with faux worry.
âAccident? What kind of accident?â Claudio asks, worry setting back in. âThat's for you to find out! Anyways ta-ta weirdos!â Mariah says as she pulls out her lighter. âLater losers!â Mina says harshly as both girls walk away, setting their sights on an unsuspecting Kris Statlander to set aflame nearby. âGod, they're the worst!â Adam says through sniffles as Mox kisses his forehead.
âHey Claudio, I got some balloons filled with cow's blood that I got from work in the trunk of my car. Just give me the word and we'll get on the school roof after-school and ruin their whole dayâ Mox says seriously as Wheeler and Bryan nod in agreement. âNo, not yet Mox first I gotta go find Harley and see what happenedâ Claudio says as he grabs his backpack. âShe's probably in the library! We can go with you if you want!â Wheeler offers, but Claudio refuses.
âShe likes to be by herself when things happen to her so I'll go talk to her but you guys can stay close by in the projector room next doorâ Claudio says, with the others nodding in agreement. âSounds like a plan dude! Now go get your girl or I'm kicking your ass all the way there myself!â Mox jokingly threatens, causing Claudio to let off a little salute as he runs down the hallway. He makes it down the stairway but stops when he sees hall monitor Marina Shafir on patrol. He sees her with a kendo stick in hand and shudders at the thought of being beaten with it.
He's heard the screams of his fellow classmates being beaten senseless by her when they got caught running. He sneakily gets past Marina and when the close is clear he runs to the library. He goes to the little coffee corner in the library and makes him and Harley's usuals. He searches around and hears his girlfriend crying behind a bookshelf which breaks his heart. âMarcoâ Claudio says quietly on the other side of the bookshelf. âP-PoloâŠâ Harley says quietly as Claudio comes around and sits next to her.
âI got you your usual Kittyâ Claudio says sweetly as he hands Harley her cup. âRegular coffee with extra sugar and caramel creamer?â Harley asks through sniffles. âJust the way you like it meine liebeâ Claudio says with a small smile. Harley lays her head on Claudio's shoulder as he wraps his arm around her to pull her closer. They drink their drinks in silence for a few minutes until Claudio speaks up. âAre you ready to talk about it?â Claudio asks, causing Harley to sigh.
âI was working on our art project and you know everything was going great! Then you left and Mr.Nana went to get something from the back room and that's when bad things happened! Mariah cornered me in the classroom while Mina got the class fan and turned it on. Then they dumped wet paint on the blade and it splattered all over me and ruined my outfit!â Harley explains rapidly while moving her hands around.
Claudio looks over his girlfriend's outfit so he can see the damage. She was wearing a green turtleneck shirt with a denim overall romper with embroidered mushrooms on the sides and middle with pink and blue knee-high socks and pink converse. She looked absolutely beautiful in it when he saw her this morning but now he sees her clothes are covered with splotches of dried paint. âOh kitty, I'm so sorry that I wasn't there to protect youâ Claudio apologizes quietly as he wipes away Harley's tears.
âThat's not even the worst part they didâ Harley says quietly as she shoves her face into Claudio's chest. âWhat else did they do?â Claudio asks as he gently scratches Harley's scalp. âThey said a weirdo like me doesn't deserve to be with a perfect person like youâ Harley says truthfully, which makes Claudio a bit angry. âabscheuliche DĂ€monenâ he says under his breath but the time for revenge on them is later, right now he needs to comfort his girlfriend.
âHarley, let me tell you now that what those two did to you was vile and they'll get their comeuppance. Secondly, do you remember what happened on our first date?â Claudio asks, causing Harley to blush. âYeah, I invited you to my house! I tried to make crepes to impress you but it just ended up with you helping me air the smoke out the house and us ordering pizzaâ Harley says with a laugh. âThat was also when I realized that dessert pizza is very delicious! But do you remember what you said to me after that?â Claudio asks with a smile.
âI apologized and asked you why you even accepted to go on a date with a weirdo like meâ Harley says as she looks into Claudio's eyes. âWhat did I say after you said that?â Claudio asks, causing Harley to blush even more. âThat you didn't mind being with me and that weird was lovelyâ Harley says happily. âThat's right, you being weird has changed my life for the better. You were the splash of color I needed in my boring life and I never wanna change that. Love, you being weird is one of the reasons why I fell in love with you among other thingsâ Claudio says truthfully.
Without hesitation, Harley wrapped her arms around him and squeezed. âYou are the best boyfriend ever!!!â Harley says through happy tears. âI wouldn't say the best considering I'm weird myselfâ Claudio says which causes Harley to spring up and look at him. âYou? Weird? Impossible!â Harley says enthusiastically, causing Claudio to blush. âHarley, I'm a nerd who loves to play video games, make my own clothes from scratch, bake pastries and knit outfits for my cat⊠I'm not exactly perfect like everyone thinks I amâ Claudio explains sweetly.
âWell, maybe that's why I fell in love with you! Your weirdness is lovely to me tooâ Harley says affectionately. Claudio leans in and kisses Harley deeply. âI love you so much Harleyâ Claudio says affectionately. âI love you too Claudioâ Harley says back. âThe others are waiting in the projector room and Mox said he has balloons full of cow's blood in the trunk of his car⊠how about we go get the others and throw them at Mariah and Mina on the roof of the school?â Claudio offers with a smirk, making Harley instantly stand up.
âYes! Let's do it but what about my outfit?â Harley asks as Claudio gets up as well. Claudio then proceeds to take off his turtleneck jacket and puts it on Harley, covering up her paint covered outfit. âNow everyone will know that your the girlfriend of someone people shouldn't fuck withâ Claudio says proudly.
âAlways a gentleman aren't you? Now come on my Swiss sweetheart! Revenge awaits!â Harley says with a huge grin as she grabs Claudio's hand and runs to the projector room. Claudio just laughs as he gets whisked away by the most weirdest and amazing girl he's ever loved.














