#swisskitty

“Why he does this every Friday I have no idea” Claudio says as he walks down the hallway to the principal's office. He has to leave class early so he can pick his best friend Mox up from detention. He might not like having to bail Mox out every Friday but they've been friends for nearly twenty years and he'd go to war with that guy if Mox asked. “Hey Claudio, wait up!” someone says from far away. Claudio hears the familiar tapping of boots on linoleum and sees it's Mox's boyfriend, “Hangman” Adam Page.

Claudio waits until Adam is right beside him. “Jesus, you're hard to catch! Gimme a minute” Adam says as he tries to catch his breath. “I assume you're coming with me to pick up Mox again?” Claudio asks, causing Adam to laugh. “Don't I always? Wouldn't be a good boyfriend if I didn't bail that dumbass out every week! Plus getting out early guarantees us the best spots in the library during free period!” Adam says excitedly as they start walking down the halls.

Free period is one of Claudio's favorite classes other than Home Economics cause he gets to catch up with friends, work on some homework and most importantly hang out with his girlfriend, Harley Cameron. Him and Harley have been together for five years and she's made his life exciting every time he's with her. She's the splash of color he needed in his boring life and he's loved her ever since. “Umm hello? Earth to Claudio!” Adam says, snapping Claudio out of his thoughts.

“Oh my apologies! I spaced out! What were you saying?” Claudio asks embarrassingly, causing Adam to laugh. “I was asking if you think Mox would like my outfit today?” Adam asks as he shows off what he's wearing. He's currently wearing his steel tipped cowboy boots, denim bell bottoms with a rose design on the side and a white tank top with flames on the bottom. “I'm sure he'll love it Adam. Is the shirt a homage to when you “accidentally” set a trash can on fire?” Claudio says with a laugh, causing Adam to blush.

“It was an accident! I thought I stubbed the blunt out! I still feel bad about it!” Adam says embarrassingly, causing Claudio to pat him on the back to comfort him. “I'm sure it was Adam anyways we're here” Claudio says as they make it to the principal's office. Claudio knocks on the door and pops out vice principal Christopher Daniels. “Lemme guess, you came to pick up Moxley?” Mr.Daniels asks tiredly, Adam and Claudio nodding in response.

“Of course you are… Moxley! Castagnoli and Page are here! For the billionth time this year” Mr. Daniels says under his breath as Mox walks out the door. “See you next Friday Mr. Daniels!” Mox says with a smirk, causing Mr.Daniels to let out a groan and shut the door. “Thanks for bailing me out like always man” Mox says as he fist bumps Claudio. “My pleasure Mox but you're forgetting someone else came with me to help” Claudio says sweetly as he mentions to Adam.

“Cowgirl!” Mox says happily as he picks up Adam and swings him around. “Babe put me down! You're gonna ruin my outfit!” Adam says with a laugh as Mox kisses him then puts him down. “Sorry princess but I haven't seen you since lunch and now that I'm looking at you… you look pretty darn cute right now” Mox says affectionately, causing Adam to blush. “Stop looking at me like ya wanna eat me!” Adam says as Mox smirks at him. “With the way you're dressed it makes me wanna get a second detention” Mox says seductively but before he does anything he gets stopped by Claudio.

“As much as I would love to third wheel this sexual act I believe we should start walking to our lockers so we can meet up with the others” Claudio offers so he doesn't get severely traumatized. “Oh fuck you're right! We gotta get our seats in the library before those Elite snobs do!” Mox says as he fixes his leather jacket and they all start walking down the hallway. “Care to explain why you got detention this week?” Claudio asks, curious on what bizarre thing Mox did to get sent there this week.

“I may or may not have slashed Mr.Callis’ tires on his new car” Mox says with an innocent look as he holds Adam's hand. “That new blue Lamborghini he just bought?!? You fucking didn't!” Adam says excitedly, Mox nodding in response. “You're gonna ruin that man's life until we graduate aren't you?” Claudio asks, receiving a devilish smile from Mox in return. “He deserves it for trying to fail me in woodshop because making wooden nunchucks isn't safe on school premises or some shit” Mox explains, causing both guys to laugh.

They hear the bell ring signaling that class is over and walk a bit faster as students are filing out. “Hey guys! Over here!” Wheeler yells from the lockers as he waves his hand to get the three's attention. They make it to the lockers where Wheeler and Bryan are standing. When they make it to the lockers, Wheeler hugs all three guys with excitement like he does everyday. They would protect Wheeler at all costs if needed.

“You guys excited for free period? I got a new pack of baseball cards I've been waiting to open to show you guys!” Wheeler says excitedly as he shakes the pack in his hand. “You know I'm excited for anything that doesn't involve homework! Also put those away before someone tries to steal them!” Mox warns, causing Wheeler to put the pack of cards back into his bag. “Ok! Geez! You're such a big brother but anyways you guys like my outfit?” Wheeler asks as he twirls in place.

He's currently wearing a pink sweater with cherries on it, a pink and white checkered skirt, white see-through leggings with white bows and pink converse. “You look absolutely adorable like always Wheeler” Claudio says, causing Wheeler to blush. “Yeah, did your sugar daddy buy it for ya?” Mox asks, making Wheeler laugh. “Yeah he did but don't tell Bryan though because he'll get mad” Wheeler says jokingly, receiving a gentle slap on the ass by Bryan in return.

“I love how I buy you cute things yet you still act like a little shit” Bryan says as Wheeler giggles and gives him a kiss on the cheek. “Think you can find me a sugar daddy Wheeler? I think I milked mine dry a while ago” Adam says teasingly, causing Mox to growl at him. “Keep talking like that and I'll make your ass sore for the rest of the year” Mox says seductively, making Adam tremble a bit. “Maybe I should join the cycling team considering I've been third wheeling almost the whole day” Claudio says jokingly, causing everyone to laugh.

“Speaking of that… where's Harley?” Wheeler asks curiously. “Yeah, she's usually with us and ranting about what weird thing her hamster did the night before” Mox says as he looks around the hallway. “She was in the art room with me before I left to pick you up Mox. I wonder what's taking her so long?” Claudio asks worryingly, but he didn't have to worry long before worry turned to annoyance when he heard two familiar voices of people he didn't like.

“Helloooo Claudio!” Mariah says in a sing-song tone that sounds like nails to a chalkboard. “What are you guys doing? Having a jerking session with your pathetic packages?” Mina asks teasingly with a laugh. “Shouldn't you two be on a post scaring away the crows?” Adam asks, which causes Mariah and Mina to glare at him. “Shouldn't you be shoveling pig shit somewhere you filthy hick?” Mariah asks with a sneer. “I don't think he understood you Mariah! You probably need to say it slower so his tiny brain can understand!” Mina says, causing both women to laugh.

Adam felt himself start to cry as Mox pulled him to his chest and growled at the girls. “You two came over here to bother us for a reason so might as well spit it out now before you waste any more of mother earth's precious oxygen” Bryan says with his arms crossed. “Ugh fine you weird little goat man! Claudio, your freaky little girlfriend was in the art room right?” Mariah asks with a devilish smile. “You better go check on her! I heard she had an accident!” Mina says with faux worry.

“Accident? What kind of accident?” Claudio asks, worry setting back in. “That's for you to find out! Anyways ta-ta weirdos!” Mariah says as she pulls out her lighter. “Later losers!” Mina says harshly as both girls walk away, setting their sights on an unsuspecting Kris Statlander to set aflame nearby. “God, they're the worst!” Adam says through sniffles as Mox kisses his forehead.

“Hey Claudio, I got some balloons filled with cow's blood that I got from work in the trunk of my car. Just give me the word and we'll get on the school roof after-school and ruin their whole day” Mox says seriously as Wheeler and Bryan nod in agreement. “No, not yet Mox first I gotta go find Harley and see what happened” Claudio says as he grabs his backpack. “She's probably in the library! We can go with you if you want!” Wheeler offers, but Claudio refuses.

“She likes to be by herself when things happen to her so I'll go talk to her but you guys can stay close by in the projector room next door” Claudio says, with the others nodding in agreement. “Sounds like a plan dude! Now go get your girl or I'm kicking your ass all the way there myself!” Mox jokingly threatens, causing Claudio to let off a little salute as he runs down the hallway. He makes it down the stairway but stops when he sees hall monitor Marina Shafir on patrol. He sees her with a kendo stick in hand and shudders at the thought of being beaten with it.

He's heard the screams of his fellow classmates being beaten senseless by her when they got caught running. He sneakily gets past Marina and when the close is clear he runs to the library. He goes to the little coffee corner in the library and makes him and Harley's usuals. He searches around and hears his girlfriend crying behind a bookshelf which breaks his heart. “Marco” Claudio says quietly on the other side of the bookshelf. “P-Polo…” Harley says quietly as Claudio comes around and sits next to her.

“I got you your usual Kitty” Claudio says sweetly as he hands Harley her cup. “Regular coffee with extra sugar and caramel creamer?” Harley asks through sniffles. “Just the way you like it meine liebe” Claudio says with a small smile. Harley lays her head on Claudio's shoulder as he wraps his arm around her to pull her closer. They drink their drinks in silence for a few minutes until Claudio speaks up. “Are you ready to talk about it?” Claudio asks, causing Harley to sigh.

“I was working on our art project and you know everything was going great! Then you left and Mr.Nana went to get something from the back room and that's when bad things happened! Mariah cornered me in the classroom while Mina got the class fan and turned it on. Then they dumped wet paint on the blade and it splattered all over me and ruined my outfit!” Harley explains rapidly while moving her hands around.

Claudio looks over his girlfriend's outfit so he can see the damage. She was wearing a green turtleneck shirt with a denim overall romper with embroidered mushrooms on the sides and middle with pink and blue knee-high socks and pink converse. She looked absolutely beautiful in it when he saw her this morning but now he sees her clothes are covered with splotches of dried paint. “Oh kitty, I'm so sorry that I wasn't there to protect you” Claudio apologizes quietly as he wipes away Harley's tears.

“That's not even the worst part they did” Harley says quietly as she shoves her face into Claudio's chest. “What else did they do?” Claudio asks as he gently scratches Harley's scalp. “They said a weirdo like me doesn't deserve to be with a perfect person like you” Harley says truthfully, which makes Claudio a bit angry. “abscheuliche Dämonen” he says under his breath but the time for revenge on them is later, right now he needs to comfort his girlfriend.

“Harley, let me tell you now that what those two did to you was vile and they'll get their comeuppance. Secondly, do you remember what happened on our first date?” Claudio asks, causing Harley to blush. “Yeah, I invited you to my house! I tried to make crepes to impress you but it just ended up with you helping me air the smoke out the house and us ordering pizza” Harley says with a laugh. “That was also when I realized that dessert pizza is very delicious! But do you remember what you said to me after that?” Claudio asks with a smile.

“I apologized and asked you why you even accepted to go on a date with a weirdo like me” Harley says as she looks into Claudio's eyes. “What did I say after you said that?” Claudio asks, causing Harley to blush even more. “That you didn't mind being with me and that weird was lovely” Harley says happily. “That's right, you being weird has changed my life for the better. You were the splash of color I needed in my boring life and I never wanna change that. Love, you being weird is one of the reasons why I fell in love with you among other things” Claudio says truthfully.

Without hesitation, Harley wrapped her arms around him and squeezed. “You are the best boyfriend ever!!!” Harley says through happy tears. “I wouldn't say the best considering I'm weird myself” Claudio says which causes Harley to spring up and look at him. “You? Weird? Impossible!” Harley says enthusiastically, causing Claudio to blush. “Harley, I'm a nerd who loves to play video games, make my own clothes from scratch, bake pastries and knit outfits for my cat… I'm not exactly perfect like everyone thinks I am” Claudio explains sweetly.

“Well, maybe that's why I fell in love with you! Your weirdness is lovely to me too” Harley says affectionately. Claudio leans in and kisses Harley deeply. “I love you so much Harley” Claudio says affectionately. “I love you too Claudio” Harley says back. “The others are waiting in the projector room and Mox said he has balloons full of cow's blood in the trunk of his car… how about we go get the others and throw them at Mariah and Mina on the roof of the school?” Claudio offers with a smirk, making Harley instantly stand up.

“Yes! Let's do it but what about my outfit?” Harley asks as Claudio gets up as well. Claudio then proceeds to take off his turtleneck jacket and puts it on Harley, covering up her paint covered outfit. “Now everyone will know that your the girlfriend of someone people shouldn't fuck with” Claudio says proudly.

“Remind me why the fuck am I here again?” Mox asks with his arms crossed. “Cause you need to be more social at work” Claudio answers, causing Mox to look at him. “What are you talking about? I'm a very social person!” He argues back to his friend. “Jonathan, we've been at this party for almost an hour and the only person you socialized with was me” Claudio tells him bluntly. Both men were at a Halloween party hosted by AEW where everyone on the roster and even people from NJPW were invited.

It was also mandatory to wear costumes which was the only thing Mox enjoys about this whole thing. He was wearing an old bloody t-shirt with some jeans, boots and his leather jacket. He even had a plastic hockey mask with a matching plastic machete. Meanwhile his best friend, Claudio, dressed up like some sort of barista. “You know people hate us right? Can't really socialize if you're hated” Mox points out to his friend. “That's only for the cameras and you know it” Claudio says, causing Mox to glare at him. “You're not gonna leave this alone will you?” He asks him curiously.

“Not until you find the one that will steal your heart” Claudio answers, causing Mox to roll his eyes. “How much punch did you have, big guy?” Mox asks him teasingly. Before Claudio could answer, they both heard footsteps rapidly approaching their way. “There's my Swiss hubby!” Harley yells out as she runs into Claudio's arms, the Swiss easily picking his wife up. “Are you having fun, kitty?” Claudio asks her curiously. “You bet! A lot of people complimented me on my costume, saying it fits my personality” Harley explains with a smile. She was wearing a maid dress with clip-on cat ears and tail.

“They aren't wrong, darling” Claudio admits as he kisses his wife deeply. “Gross” Mox says as the couple break apart. “What are you supposed to be?” Harley asks him as Claudio sets her back down. Mox sighs as he puts his hockey mask on and pulls out his fake machete. “I'm a serial killer, I thought that was obvious” he says a bit annoyingly. “Why are you in a mood?” Harley asks him curiously. “It's because I dragged him here to socialize, darling” Claudio answers truthfully. “Aww, is our third wheel being a grumpy bear?” Harley asks him teasingly.

“I will bite you and also stop reminding me I'm gonna die alone” Mox says as he moves his mask to the side of his head. “It doesn't have to be like that, Jonathan” Claudio tells him nicely. “Yeah Jon, go out there and have a one night stand!” Harley tells him enthusiastically. “Lord, if I agree to this will you both finally leave my love life alone?” Mox asks both of them. “Probably not” Claudio and Harley answer in unison. “Figures, alright what's the game plan?” Mox asks his friends curiously.

“How about seven minutes in heaven? Lots of couples have been doing that tonight” Claudio offers, Harley smiling in response. “Perfect idea! We just shove him in the closet and bing bang boom! He has a boyfriend!” Harley says as she jumps with excitement. “Yeah, good luck finding a guy here that wants to be with me and not just wanna suck my dick” Mox says with a laugh. “Leave that to us, my dear friend” Claudio says with a smile. “Yeah, now put your mask back on and follow us!” Harley says as her and Claudio start walking away.

“This'll be fun” Mox says under his breath as he puts his hockey mask back on and follows his friends. The trio wade through the sea of people until they make it to a random closet in the corner. Harley presses her ear against the door and knocks on it. “I don't hear anyone having sex in there so that's good!” she says happily. “After you, my friend” Claudio says as he opens the door. “You two owe me a chocolate cake after this” Mox tells the couple as he goes inside the dark closet.

“I promise that you won't regret this” Claudio says as he shuts the door on his friend. Mox waits for what feels like an eternity. “I'm starting to regret this” he mumbles as he closes his eyes and leans against the wall inside the closet. He's surprised when he hears the closet door open and shut. “Sorry you got dragged into this, man” Mox says to the mystery person. He hears nothing in response, causing him to sigh. “Staying quiet huh? Alright lemme just pull my dick out and get this shit over with” Mox says a bit sadly.

He grabs the zipper of his jeans and when he's about to whip his dick out, the mystery person grabs onto his hand. Mox was confused as all hell but let the mystery person pull his hand off his zipper. He felt his mask get removed from his face as the mystery man then holds Mox's face with both of their hands. Mox's eyes widen in shock when he feels the other man's lips against his. He instantly leans into it as he wraps his arms around the man's neck. Mox stays silent as he feels one of the guy's hands slither down to his pants.

“You're a gentleman aren't ya?” He asks with a laugh. The laughter turns into a moan when the guy grips on Mox's cock and starts slowly stroking. He then feels the guy's other hand go into his shirt and starts tweaking one of his nipples. “Fuck” Mox says under his breath as he tries to buck his hips. He whimpers when the man pins his whole body against the wall, stopping Mox from moving. He feels lips against his once again as the man strokes his cock even faster. “F-Faster…” Mox says as he feels the familiar burning sensation in his abdomen. All the sensations going on are becoming too much yet Mox still needs that one thing to throw him over the edge.

He starts to whine when his cock starts to hurt. Apparently his mystery lover knows what to do as Mox can feel him move forward and bite into the side of Mox's neck. The sharp pain of the man's teeth piercing his skin is what sent Mox way over the edge. He lets out a loud moan as he cums all over the man's hand and the inside of his underwear. “Fuck, that was amazing” Mox says through pants. He can hear the other man giggling which was the first sound Mox heard the whole time they've been in here.

“Glad to know you had fun! So, do I get to see your face or do you wanna keep it anonymous?” Mox asks the man curiously. He hears a switch being turned on and hisses when the closet is illuminated with light. Once he opens his eyes again, they widen when he sees that he's face-to-face with Hiroshi Tanahashi. “Tana senpai?!?!” Mox says in shock, causing the older man to laugh. “Surprised, Kohai?” Tanahashi asks, causing Mox to blush. “Kinda, never would've suspected you to come in here and do this with me” he answers truthfully.

It's no secret that Mox has a crush on the president of NJPW but there was no way in hell he was ever going to confess in fear of rejection. He still can't believe he just got a hand job from his crush either! “Especially wearing that costume, holy fuck” Mox says as he looks at the older man's costume. Tanahashi was dressed up as a vampire with a black and red kimono on. His face was painted a porcelain white with the exception of red on his lips and eyes. He even had some of his hair in a small bun with a rose hair pin in it.

“Why thank you! I wanted to go all out for such an occasion” Tanahashi says with a smile. “Still confused on why you came in here and gave me a hand job” Mox says, causing Tanahashi to laugh again. “Well, your friends actually found me and asked me to come in here. They told me you have feelings for me” he explains, causing Mox to blush even more. “I'm gonna fucking kill them” he says under his breath. “No need to get worked up Moxley, I think it's cute” Tanahashi tells him, causing the younger man to sigh. “Lemme guess, you're gonna reject me?” Mox asks him sadly.

“I never said that” Tanahashi says, which surprises Mox. “Wait, what?” he asks, Tanahashi leaning into him. “Dare to date? I would love to know how flustered you get when we're on one” the older man says with a smile. “I would love that” Mox says with a small smile of his own. “Perfect, I suppose you wanna stay in here for a few more minutes?” His new boyfriend asks him sweetly.