#sweetotoons

Tommy: Yeah, I think "Phil would be so mad" And then I say it.

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Gavin: We all know you're in love with them.

Stephen: I'm not in love with Hosuh, who gave you guys that idea??

Pau: Gavin never said who.

Gavin:

Stephen:

Pau:

Maaz:

Wolfychu:

Stephen:

Stephen: Okay, hold on guys, JUST LISTEN-

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Wilbur: Babies kick pregnant moms all the time, but ohhhhhh I do it once and I'M the one who gets arrested.

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Kid Wilbur, Kid Tommy, and Kid Techno: *All screaming*

Philza: *Running into the room* What's wrong, Techno!?

Wilbur: Why are you asking him, we're all screaming!

Philza: Because he doesn't scream unless he's in danger. You two scream whenever you get the chance.

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Ranboo: Hey Techno! So how's that book you're writing going?

Techno: Eh, it's okay. But it was getting kinda boring so I decided to kill off one of the characters.

Ranboo:

Ranboo: B-but aren't you.

Ranboo: Writing an auto-biography???

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Philza: I just asked Tommy where he thought people go when they die.

Philza: He said, "They get to be happy and in peace forever and ever." :)

Philza: And I asked Tubbo the same thing.

Philza: He looked at me, smiled, and screamed, "HELL!"

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Purpled: *Choking*

Tommy: Help! I need to call 911 but the 9 button isn't working!

Tubbo: Just turn it upside down and use the 6!

Tommy: Genius!

Ranboo: *Looks at the two with a disappointed expression*

Purpled: *Stops choking* What the fuck??

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Mira Angel: Ranboo always looks so cool and calm and collected, I wonder how he does it.

Ranboo: *Internally, every day* fuck fuck fuCK FUCK FUCK FUCK-

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Wilbur: *After Tommy hit his head and passed out* Oh my god, he's bleeding!! Quick Fundy, call 911!!

Fundy: *Panicking* What's the number?

Tommy: *Opening his eyes* WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "WHAT'S THE NUMBER"???

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*In Wilbur's car*

Jack (Manifold): What happens if you hit both the gas pedal and the brakes?

Tubbo: The car would take a screenshot.

Wilbur: Literally can both of you get the fuck out??

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George: The only thing fucking me really hard is my life.

Sapnap: Not anymore ;)

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(Dan and Phil Games) Dan: Can Kahoot fuck off with the bright red screen after I get a question wrong? I don't need everyone behind me knowing I'm a fucking idiot.

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Jonah: Just learned that a dentist down the block was arrested for helping murderers bury dead bodies.

Jonah: Shows just how wrong you can be about people.

Jonah: I have been going to him for ten years.

Jonah: Never knew he was a dentist.

Wolfychu ve Jordan 💗

*Go to Part 1 and 2 to see the different names*

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Stephen: Wilbur hasn't stopped staring through the window since the storm started.

Stephen: *Looking directly at Wilbur* Maybe it's about time I let him in.

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Kip: My blood fell out!

Mira Angel: What?! Well put it back in then!

Kip: Oh, I don't know how, I'm not a doctor!

Mira Angel: Wha- Kip, that's not your blood, it's bLUE!

Kip: Well, how do you know? You're not a doctor either!

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Mira Angel: There are five members and four chairs. What do we do?

Karmaspidr: Bring two more chairs?

Kip: I can sit on someone's lap?

Oversensitive-whore & Memersfemers: Kill Mira.

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Tinychu E-boy: *Does anything*

Tinychu snowflake: I GET IT, YOU'RE ADORABLE.

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Memersfemers: Excuse me, I lost my friend. Can I make an announcement?

Clerk/Ranboo: Sure

Memersfemers: *Into mic, to Tinychu snowflake* Bye, you little shit.

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Wilbur: You lied to me!

Philza: Like I've never done that before.

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OG-Charli: *Wakes up from deep sleep* Where am I?

Luca: *Sarcastically* Heaven.

OG-Charli: Oh...

OG-Charli: Didn't think you'd be here.

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JoCat: Yeah, it's 4,000 horsepower.

Tubbo: That's like 7,000 ducks.

Puffin(Forest): What?

Tommy: What??

Tubbo: What?

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Pat: I have changed all my passwords to 'incorrect'

Dream: Why?

Pat: Because if I ever forget, it will remind me 'your password is incorrect'

Dream:

Dream: That is the most genius piece of idiocy I've ever heard.

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Stephen: Here is my wall of inspirational men.

DanTDM:

DanTDM: Is that-

DanTDM: Is that a picture of you?

Stephen: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I'm always inspired by myself.

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Tommy: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Mira Angel: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Purpled: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Mira Angel: But I heard a siren?

Tubbo: That was Ranboo.

Ranboo: Sorry, I got nervous.

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Tommy: I have only punched one person, but the night is still young.

Techno: Forgive him, he has no manners.

Tommy: I get on by good looks.

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Badboyhalo: I want to be called cute 21/7

Sapnap: Why not 24/7?

Clarification:

Dans: Daniel(Danplan), DanTDM(DanTDM), Dan(Dan and Phil Games)

Phils: Phil(Dan and Phil Games), Philza(Philza Minecraft)

Dream: *Hitchhiking* Hey thanks for the ride! But how do you know if I'm a serial killer?

Jay: Oh please, the chances of TWO serial killers in the same car would be astronomical!

Dream:

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George: *Drunk* Dream has such beautiful green eyes. I love him.

Dream:

George: Don't tell him I said that, okay?

Dream: *Smiling fondly* Okay, George, I won't.

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Phil: *About Dan* Can you ask him if he likes me?

Anthony:

Anthony: He's your husband. Who you married. Who you live with.

Phil: Yeah, but can you-

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Some asshole: *Shoves Ranboo out of the way while walking*

Ranboo: Oh, sorry.

Stephen: Hey wait, why are you the one that's apologizing? He was the asshole.

Ranboo: I'd rather avoid confrontation, it's fine.

Same asshole: *Shoves Tubbo*

Ranboo: HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU LOWLIFE PIECE OF-

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Tabbes: *Sighs* Hey Emily?

Emirichu: Yeah?

Tabbes: Why do good people always die young?

Emirichu: Well, say you have a garden full of flowers. Which ones do you pick?

Tabbes: The ugly ones.

Emirichu: Exac- Wait what?? Why???

Tabbes: Because ugly fucks don't belong in my garden.

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Bad: Describe yourself with one word.

Skeppy: Yours ;)

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Tommy: Anyone would be lucky to date me. I was a "pleasure to have in class"

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Wolfychu: I get really nervous using my cute stickers for things, like what if I need this sticker later? I won't have it, what will I do then?

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Philza: Sir, tell me what this is a picture of?

Daniel: ....a bird?

Philza: That's right. Now Tubbo, tell him what YOU thought it was.

Tubbo: *Whispering softly* A sky fish.

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Mira Angel: I hope that one day, I'll be as cool as Ranboo!

Tubbo: Mira, I've seen Ranboo drop his mac and cheese and cry over it for at least twenty minutes.

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Oversensitive-whore: There's plenty of fish in the sea, but you know what else there is? Trash. There's a lot of trash in the sea.

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Stephen: *Slowly removes his heart-shaped glasses* I beg your fucking pardon?

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Stephen: I hate this messed up world.

Stephen: *Sees Gavin and Wilbur*

Stephen: Eh, I hate this world a little less.

Stephen: *Sees Hosuh*

Stephen: Holy SHIT this world has been blessed.

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Mira Angel: Tommy, you're such a cute little narcissist.

Tommy: *Slams hands on desk* How DARE YOU CALL ME LITTLE-

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Wilbur/Jshlatt: I truly believe we can all change the world. If some people just shut up and never speak, together we can make this world a better place.

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Mira Angel: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions?

Tommy: No.

Tubbo: I do.

Mira Angel: I know, Tubbo.

Tubbo: I'm sad.

Mira Angel: I know, Tubbo.

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Dan: I hate getting accused of things I actually did.

Dan: Who the fuck told you?

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Stephen: If I were a girl, I'd have such a huge crush on Hosuh.

Wilbur: What do you mean, "If I was a girl"?

Stephen: Like, if I were a girl, I would date him. He's so hot.

Wilbur: You do know that you can date Hosuh and be a boy, right?

Stephen:

Stephen: Wait what-

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Vulpecula: Did you know?

Vulpecula: That if you took out the blood vessels of an adult man and laid them out in a line,

Vulpecula: You'd be sentenced to life in prison and documentaries would be made about your heinous acts, you sick fuck.

[NOTE:I just wanna say that I do not wish to sexualize or romanticize Tommyinit, so for those of you who do (which I hope there isn't) do not blame me just because I called him 'cute'. Although he is my favorite youtuber because I like his personality, does not mean I have any romantic or sexual desires for him. I called him cute for the jokes.]

Character:

March Hare (Danplan)-

"Hello?"

Alex stared at a silhouette in the distance. She wasn't quite sure what it was, but were those... bunny ears?

Hosuh had turned around as well, confused. But it was only then that he understood. Oh, how well he did.

"Alex..." He whimpered, backing up next to the blonde, who didn't break her gaze even for a second. "W-what do we... do?"

She walked closer, an inquisitive expression on her face. "We follow it." Alex said as she turned to Hosuh, who stood there baffled by her curious smile.

"What do you mean 'follow it'??!" His jaw dropped. She wasn't thinking about following it, was she?

"I have to be dreaming, otherwise the March Hare wouldn't be here."

Oh, she was delusional. She probably didn't sleep last night and is hoping that it isn't the wedding day. The silver-haired boy couldn't understand the... March Hare, whatever that was.

" ...he is a little taller than past time I saw him..." The older muttered. She started running towards the shadow figure, calling out to him, as Hosuh was chasing after her. "Hey! March Hare! Can you help us?"

Startled, he turned to his right and started sprinting off.

"Wait Alex!" Hosuh hollered, tripping over a thick tree root and scraping his knee. Wincing in pain, he stood back up to hear Alex yelp, just before a cry for help.

"Hosuh! Help me, quickly!"

Ignoring the pain in his knee, he ran over to the blonde, gasping when he had found her hanging in a hole. It... Looked kind of deep, too. The only thing keeping her up was a small root, but it could come out at any second.

"Give me your hand!" The girl said, struggling to bring her own hand up for him to grab.

He didn't hesitate to grab ahold of hers, and tried pulling her up. But you know something? Hosuh was just not strong enough. The root broke free, and since there was nothing for the boy to stop them, they both fell, deep down into the hole.