#sweetapple01

Why are you crying? What happened to being the perfect machine?

OH, okay, that makes more sense XD I got really confused for a second there! 

Hmmm, reactions to taking care of a baby... Well, naturally their first instinct would be to toss the responsibility onto Edgar! “You’re the baby expert, aren’t you? You take it!” But Edgar’s got enough babies to take care of already, so he’d firmly refuse. That leaves the rest of them to flounder and try to figure this out on their own. 

Dark, the Host, Bim and Yandere, they’d all get the frickety frack out of there before anyone could open their mouth to try asking them for help; it’s a race to see who can get to their rooms the fastest! Google and Bing would try, but one of the others would use their trigger words, ordering them to stay where they are; they need at least someone with proper medical knowledge around! Dr. Iplier would get pretty offended by that, but he’s willing to admit he probably wouldn’t know everything he needs to.

That’s when they would call in the Septic Boys! Chase and Schneep, being the only ones with actual expertise with babies of their own, would be all over that kid, ordering everyone around with various duties -- cleaning up things it could swallow, safeguarding the stairs, getting some soft foods ready, things like that! 

Schneep is the absolute master of rocking, so he’d be the one to hold the baby most of the time, crooning sweet nothings to it and occasionally checking in with Chase while he gathers up as many soft and fluffy comfort items as he can. This will probably involve raiding Wilford and the King’s rooms; they like to be comfortable, so that’ll take a while depending on how much of a fight they put up. Wilford is very uncomfortable with babies, much to the others’ surprise. If anyone were to ask why, he’d simply say that they “see too much” and hug his arms around his side, where he was once shot.

Meanwhile, Jackieboy takes a turn holding the baby and proceeds to give some of the other caretakers panic attacks by flying up toward the ceiling and twirling around with the baby at a speed that’s way too fast to be safe! The baby will probably end up throwing up on him, so he’ll learn his lesson! Once they manage to get some fur blankets from the King’s room (since Will refuses to give up any of his) they’ll bundle the baby up in Chase’s lap on the couch. This finally gives Jameson his opportunity to play peekaboo with it, as he’s wanted to ever since he lay eyes on it <3 

Ohh I hadn’t seen it earlier hot damn it’s sexual tho! For all fluff people can’t say I’d recommand watching, but for you kinkier people on the other hand...