“Well, looky who we have here, outside this specialty grocery store on the hunt for some rare ingredients - the culinary legend himself, Swee T.! So, tell us, Mr. T… are the allegations true? Are you enemies with a food-heisting cat? And what about your love life, is it true you have an admirer from the Stars above? Spill the tea now, you’re LIVE in front an audience of thousands of invested viewers!”

Swee: “…”