#sweaterdork

And so the caring Manectric’s heart grew six times that day… until she reviewed the paperwork for Green’s reserve, in which she proceeded to huff and puff until she could puff and huff no more.  But then she had an idea… an awful idea.  “Red was here,” she wrote with a cackle.  “Green is a loser.”  Please have him ready to argue by February 13th!

You can! Come on back with his account by the 9th. If you need help, we’ll be happy to do so! :D

Dirk is now reserved!

You have been assigned the class of:

Cattle Spy

The three sections of your skill tree are:

Bovine Camouflage

Overherd Information

Grazing Blows

ohhhhhhhh my goddddddddd subway is literally TH EWORST i am so sorry that happened to you!!!!! at the very very least you wont have to deal with the fucks who made you so miserable

they asked me to pour the juice from the bam onto the sandwich….I almost passed out

AS A JOKE I CALLED THE MANAGER OVER AND SAID “HEY I CANT FIND THE BUTTON FOR THE OLIVE SANDWICH” LMAOOO

I KNOW AND THEN THEY ASKED FOR OLIVE JUICE TOO WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE