#swaggapino

megumi is your moody emo cousin that has that underlying resentment for some of your titos and titas. someone always tells him “anak smile!” every family party and he is constantly told that he needs to eat more. also plays basketball, but just looks menacing and scary when he does which sets him apart. he gets along VERY WELL with like two little cousins bc they’ve bothered to talk to him when he’s in his corner with the other teenagers. fucker probably plays on his switch most of the time at a party, but it’s ok bc someone always comes up and plays against him in smash bros. you cannot get this man to do karaoke no matter how much money tita offers him.

nobara is the gay cousin that has beef with some of the aunties. “what are you going to be when you grow up anak? a nurse?” and she goes “lol no” in the nastiest tone. they need to go to church for a little dedication for a new baby? her goal is to wear something that scares the priest. the little girls actually look up to her bc she’s very assertive while also being nice to them. will not hesitate to call out an auntie for being a bitch. someone tells her she’s getting dark and needs to stop going outside?? yeah she’s calling tita out on colorism. some titas like her because she says what’s on her mind instead of tolerating those backhanded ass comments. some titas hate her bc they’re the ones being called out. she gets along well with drunk uncles somehow tho?