#sw:cw

it's yuza's introduction episode! it was boring at first becaue I just copied a chapter from the fic I'd had about her (it's long since been taken down) but after making some adjustments, I now have an episode that covers these things:

Ridge and Yuza Meeting and becoming besties

A hint at Ridge's past on Kamino, though he dodges the question

Candy trading system that Ridge starts

yuza's problems with her squad

Yuza's difficulties with choosing a name

the important of names in non-clone cultures and how important it is to have one

ALSO how important it is to define it yourself

Them: if you think about it Anakin is basically space jesus

Obi-Wan is an osteopath, mostly doing cranial work (basically using very gentle touch and massage to work with tension and tissue in the body). He inherited a private practice from Qui-Gon and he's well known for being very gentle and talking about his garden while he works

Anakin used to be a popular and talented open wheel racing car driver until he had a life changing crash, lost his arm and his career and had to fall back on being a mechanic. He still experiences a lot of pain throughout his body from the accident

Padmé basically forces Anakin through Obi-Wan's door to get some treatment. (Padmé and Obi have known each other forever, she sometimes comes to him after a really stressful time at work)

Anakin is skeptical. To say the least. He doesn't get how some dude fiddling with his neck is going to help him feel any better, and he says so. Obi-Wan thinks he's hilarious

They spend about 300 years talking about Anakin's various injuries and pain and Obi-Wan is so sweet and makes so many notes in his completely unreadable handwriting

Anakin lies down on the bed thing, and Obi-Wan sits behind him and just. Holds Anakin's head in his hands?? For 10 minutes?? While talking about soil composition?? Anikin is starting to think that this is an elaborate prank.

THEN Obi-Wan asks Anakin to lift up his butt, and puts his hand right there!!! Anakin is lying with his ass on Obi-Wan's hand!!!! He doesn't know why he's blushing so hard, but this time he can see the concentration on Obi-Wan's face and he's just... very pretty

Anakin was expecting a lot more pulling and pushing of his joints but Obi-Wan is just gentle. His hands are so big. Anakin is a MESS

After the appointment Obi-Wan warns Anakin that he might feel some discomfort tomorrow, which Anakin is pretty sure is a joke because come on. Obi-Wan barely touched him!

It is not a joke

Anakin is dying

Obi-Wan has performed some kind of dark wizardry on him

Anakin texts Padmé a combination of his favourite swear words, and she's just like 'lol he did warn you'

But the day after is the most pain free day Anakin has had in years. All the tension has melted out of him. He walks around smiling. Rex and Cody are, what's up with this dude, where's the King of Assholes gone?

Anakin is thinking about Obi-Wan's hands. A lot. Maybe also dreaming about them. It's not a big deal. He books another appointment

Meanwhile Obi-Wan is having a personal and professional crisis because his crush on the grumpy ex racing driver is starting to get out of control. Sue him, Anakin has the nicest ass in town!

Please don't sue him

Queue several months of a very touch-starved Anakin pining after Obi-Wan and his beautiful, beautiful hands. Padmé starts to regret introducing the two of them. They're both unbearable idiots

Obi-Wan has another professional crisis and nearly kisses Anakin while adjusting one of the joints in his back

Anakin thinks Obi-Wan was just concentrating really hard and got a bit too close

Will they ever get their shit together? Not until Padmé personally locks them in Obi-Wan's supply closet

They didn’t find any evidence of Separatist activity at Joshua Tree National Park so they dorked around for a bit.