#swcw

oh captain my captain

Like it’s a chaotic fever dream -

Obi-Wan flirts with a hot Sith assassin chick who takes off pieces of her outfits when fighting him

Obi-Wan once says “What a lovely sight to wake up to” to said hot chick assassin.

Obi-Wan and Anakin wake up confused on an unknown floor saying “Maybe it was that strong”

Maul takes over a planet as its shadow leader through an elaborate political plot

Maul talks like a guy with a literature PhD.

Hot sith assassin chick from earlier holds Grievous’ face in her hand. Later Grievous grabs her arm while mentioning the word “escort”

They have their own version of space Jack Sparrow

There was a talking snake.

Anakin flirts with the queen of a slave empire.

Anakin holds a whip behind a tied Obi-Wan

Plo Koon kills Grievous’ animal pet

Maul was like a spider .

One clone had two twi’lek children

Grievous fights witches and zombies

One character’s first name is “Mother” and characters such as Obi-Wan refer to her as “Mother”

Padme says “it’s heavier than I expected” to Anakin

Yoda talks with Darth Bane

A pale guy shapeshifts into a flying big bat

Hot sith assassin chick stuffs Boba Fett in a box

Hot sith assassin chick kisses a clone in-front of Grievous

Padme almost uses a lightsaber

Dooku had 3 hot witch chicks in his bedroom

Zombie clones because of worms

Anakin’s student says “I will help you” to Darth Maul who had his hand extended to her

Obi-Wan shaves his head and beard willingly

They almost had a galaxy wide pandemic

Order 66 happens early

Darth Vader happens early

Jar Jar had a girlfriend

Windu works with Jar Jar

Anakin’s student kisses an ex separatist

Anakin’s student got her ass slapped by a Mandalorian terrorist

The same Mandalorian terroist uses Obi-Wan’s lightsaber

The Adventures of Trooper Wooley and Knitting!

Who is bby? He is bby and must be protected at all costs. Also i hc that his full birth number literally just says wooley