No but True Blood/SVM x Twilight crossover would be so funny
The TB vampires are out of the coffin but the Cold Ones (Twilight vampires) remain secret to humans. In fact most TB vampires donât believe they exist; theyâre boogeymen. Te Cold Ones are waaaaaay stronger, the sun, stakes, and silver donât hurt them; they never sleep, some of them have crazy extra powers, and they donât need invitations to enter human homes. Their venom causes excruciating pain for vampires. Between the frenzying and the fact that synthetic blood does nothing for them, the AVL knows they are not good optics.
Sookie hears rumors about these Cold Ones every so often and sheâs NOT eager to meet any. Vampires are afraid of them, even if theyâre loathe to admit it. No thank you. Luckily it sounds like theyâre incredibly rare.
âŚEnter the Cullens, all well-mannered and wearing light neutral tones. Sure theyâre a little unsettling, but Sookie doesnât understand why Eric and Pam look like their hackles would be pointing straight to the sky if they had any