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Ruby: I think it was called a BLOWJOB. Was it good?

Blake: Yes! It's so good! Blowjob is really good!

Yang: BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH- WHAT?!

Ruby: I've been trying to find it, but I don't know if Vale has blowjob. I was asking all over Vale, "How can I get blowjob?" and the people at the story were like, "I don't know" and I was like-

Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Blake: Oh my god!

Ruby: It looks good, though!

Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ruby: What? Wait, where's everybody going?

Yang: OHOHOH GOD!

Ruby: What's going on?

Yang: (Shaking Blake) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! WHAT DID YOU TEACH HER?!

Blake: It's a normal drink!

Yang: YOU WENT TO THE STORE AND ASKED FOR A "BLOWJOB"?!

Blake: IT WAS A BAR! YOU GO TO THE BAR FOR A BLOWJOB! NOT A STORE!

Yang: BUT SHE WENT TO A STORE AND ASKED FOR A BLOWJOB!

Weiss: Wait. Wait. Hold on. Hold on. It's a drink?

Blake: WHAT THE FUCK, WEISS- (Bonk!)

Yang: (Holding Horny Bat™️)

Ruby: I went to the store-

Yang: I mean, technically speaking, you are drinking something. I'm just saying.

Weiss: I just wanna know if it's an actual drink called "blowjob".

Ruby: Yeah, yeah, it's like a pudding kinda drink with whipped cream.

Blake: Yes!

Weiss: Nonononononono- That's cock.

Yang: (PANIC)

Blake: I'll send you what a blowjob looks like, okay? I had a blowjob and it tastes so good. Like- (BONK!)

Yang: (Holding Horny Bat™️) You asked for a blowjob at a store?

Ruby: Yeah! I went to the cashier and I asked them, "Do you know if you sell blowjobs?", and they said I don't know, so then they looked up on their scroll-

Yang: