#susha

Jaune: Oh, uh, I was just being polite. It'd be rude to stare- b-because your hair is so shiny today! Not that it's greasy, just that it has a natural shine to it and-

Yang: (Grabs his face) Look at me. Now... SPILL IT.

Jaune: (Face squished) Okay, okay! I was looking at your muscles! They're really big and I was kinda jealous, so I was trying to figure out-

Yang: (Flares) MY MUSCLES OR MY TITS, JAUNE?! ANSWER ME!

Jaune: YOUR TITS! YOUR TITS, OKAY?! I WAS STARING AT YOUR TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS!

Yang: ...

Jaune: (Holding Yang back) Yang, please! Calm down! Just relax and breathe deep! (Thinking) Dammit! She's gone crazy! I need to figure out a way to snap her out of this! Argh, it feels like my arms are going to break...

Yang: ARGH! Huh?

Yang: Heh heh~ (Throws Jaune off)

Jaune: WAH! Oof! Ugh... Yang? Are you oka-

Yang: (Pounces Jaune, Panting) Get ready, Lady Killer, because I'm gonna ride you and that longsword of yours to oblivion~!

Jaune: I know, I know. (Yawns) But I need to get through this for an upcoming class. The students are counting on me, so I can't-

Yang: Yoink! (Looks at the book) Page two three seven. (Shuts book) Now get upstairs and go to bed. It's lonely up there without you.

Jaune: (Yawns) Okay, you win. Some sleep does sound nice right now.