Aug 22, 2024
Everyone whose story I've rewritten to have them live (so far)!
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Everyone whose story I've rewritten to have them live (so far)!
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Friederich: This Ouija board knows all and tells all. Kaspar: What should we ask it? Friederich: Let's ask it which of us is smarter. Kaspar: OK, go ahead. Friederich: Oh great Ouija board, who is smarter, Friederich or Kaspar? Kaspar: Quit resisting, you! It's heading for the "K"! Friederich: Ha! It's obviously TRYING to (mmf) go to "F", you cheater! … Kaspar: Let's ask the Ouija board another question. Friederich: Ok, I've got one. Oh great Ouija board, will I grow up to be chancellor? Kaspar: It's moving! Friederich: "G… O…" Kaspar: "D… F… O… R… B… I… D." Friederich: When I want an editorial, I'll ASK for it, you stupid board! … Kaspar: How is it that this Ouija board knows all the answers to life's mysteries? Friederich: Let's ask it. Oh great Ouija board, how do you know all the answers? Kaspar: It's moving! It's moving! Friederich: What's it say? Kaspar: "3." Friederich: You know, I didn't ask for this last Christmas. I asked for a computer.
May I please request number 17 (Beach) with Kaspar learning his lesson and eating the soup again?
Consider it done!
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Why do all three of these duos give me the same friend group vibes?
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The Struwwel kids are singing All Star by Smash Mouth
Who started it?
Philip Lehmann
Who joined first?
Kaspar Fuchs
Who is singing a parody of the lyrics?
Paulinchen Meyer
Who convinced someone to join?
Hans Schuster
Who had to be convinced to join?
Friederich Wagner
Who is disgusted?
Peter Hoffmann
Who left?
Konrad Zimmermann
Kaspar: AAAAAA!
Kaspar's mother: What on earth are you screaming about?
Kaspar: Look at my alphabet soup!
(The letter-shaped noodles in the soup spell out the words "HELLO KASPAR".)
Kaspar: I swear I didn't do this! It formed the words on its own! It's like a greeting from the spirit world! Ghosts are real! Ghosts are real! AAAAAA!
Kaspar's mother: Calm down. Random letters are bound to form words every now and then.
Kaspar: But "HELLO KASPAR"?! That's like one in a gazillion!
Kaspar's mother: Kaspar, think about how many bowls of soup you eat in a week.
Kaspar: OK, good point.
Three more of my poems over illustrations of their protagonists.
The Kaspar illustration was drawn by my good friend @mochi-bunii (again, thanks for it!), the Pauline picture was made in Gacha Life, and also by her, and the Peter one is, of course, one of my old Picrews.