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Day 8 of SuperChat September

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Part two of Fake Dating

Ao3 ~~~ First

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To say he was nervous was the understatement of the millennium. John was practically bouncing as he waited for the French class to arrive at the daily planet. He was there because he was meeting up with his mom but he need you knew this would be the perfect moment to try and pull that little witch off of him. Damian and Bruce were here too, one because he was being interviewed and the other because he hasn’t seen his girlfriend in the in person for about a month now. And honestly I might be his best friend but he should know that it was almost torture having him pine over his sister for not seeing her in so long. Okay you know what it’s Damian we are talking about he is probably only doing it to spite me.

That’s when they walked in. Jon and Damian were chatting when they saw them in there as mother to class.

“Hello there everyone you guys are French class that is touring correct?”

“OMG your Lois Lane!” a tanned skinned girl with ombré hair wearing glasses yelled. “Lila, Come on girl, your practically her daughter after all he don’t you introduce everyone?” that was when she began to pull a girl towards his mother.

“Who?” That was when she looked at Marinette, who shook her head. “Anyways we should really start the tour. Since the Daily Planet prides it’s self by always being on time with the news” she saved and the tour was about to begin.

And he didn’t think he could hold Damian any longer, kryptonite or not you were not getting between him and his ‘habibti’.

“Lois” Damian called out and his mom stopped. She was in on their plan and so far all was going smoothly. Jon looked over at Adrien and he was looking like a kitten who wanted to run and hide. But once they made eye contact he seemed to visibly relax.

“Damian, Jon I was just starting a tour would you like to join us?”

“We would love to mom” Jon answered for the two of them.

“Okay but no funny business you two.” She gave them a look before calling out to the class “That goes for you too Marinette”

“Hey that was one time”

“Yes the one time the three if you were together we had to redo the front page twice” she gave Mari a look.

“Mom we were like 10, and Jon and I are always here anyways”

“Yes but since then Damian hasn’t so no troublemaking you three.”

The entire class was was silent during their exchange until Adrien spoke up. “Mari isn’t your name Dupain-Cheng not Kent?” This wasn’t part of the plan and the shock was evident on Adrien’s face. He didn’t know she was my sister in fact he thought she knew me only because of Damian, but it’s the other way around.

“It is Kent actually. I went by Dupain-Cheng to not attract attention as well as it is the name of my host family in France” she shrugged walking up to me, mom, and Damian “by the way you two stop being so weird your not being your usual sugary sweet selves” she poked me in the chest before pecking Damian on the cheek.

I knew from the heat in my cheeks I must be scarlet and looking at Adrien, he wasn’t faring any better against her jabs.

“Tt. Honestly Kent go to your boyfriend” Damian spoke while pushing him towards Adrien.

“Well now that that is settled let’s start.” Mom called and they began the tour.

Once the group disbanded for lunch hell broke loose. Marinette and Damian seemed to have disappeared before they entered the cafeteria. Almost as if they knew what was going to happen, but he continued with the plan.

"Adrien why don't we" he was cut off again by that fan girl of his mom's.

"So your the reason Adrien can't hang out with us or Lila?" She practically sneered at him.

"I'm sorry what?" he turned to face Adrien. "Babe what's going on?" he tilted his head to the side to emphasize his confusion, but not missing how he flushed scarlet.

'sigh' "Remember when I told you someone couldn't understand the word 'No' and didn't take a hint, my knight" he responded and now was his turn to blush.

"Yes I remember you mentioning it. Wait they didn't try anything did they. You know that if I could I'd stay by your side..." he began to ramble but was again cut off by the fangirl.

"You told him not to hang out with us and that is awful. We have bareIy seen him these past two weeks. And since he told us he was dating you last week we've seen him less!" by the end she was yelling.

"You are all ridiculous, utterly ridiculous" a blonde in yellow began. "Really you haven't even let the poor boy speak and your blaming him for things he has no idea are going on." she finished, okay not part of the plan but okay.

"I don't think I would have said this before but I agree with Chloe." Marinette and Damian made a reappearance.

"Your teaming up with them too Mari. I thought you loved Adrien, but you don't care that he can't be with his friends" the fangirl was still yelling.

"How dare you insinuate anything" Damian was beginning to fume.

"Dami" she pulled him back. "Let me make this clear Alya, Adrien is practically my brother, and if my actual brother makes him happy so what of it? Damian and I are together and he makes me happy. And Adrien are you at liberty to say why you have been so busy lately?" she started in a bored tone but finished in a bubbly voice.

"I can't say more than this" he started "I am taking part in a movie and the past two weeks I have been on set." the entire class was beginning to perk at the news. "other than that I can't say more." he finished most seemed disappointed that they didn’t get more.

The rest of the tour was filled in awkward silence by the class. When the tour finally ended Mari dragged the three of them away before boarding the bus.

"We are still meeting up later for game night but Lila still won't give this up and Alya is close so time to sell it movie star" she nudged Adrien and left with Damian following her.

"Adrien, I" he didn't know how this was going to go. "I, you don't mind if I kiss you. Do you?" he was now mentally facepalming and it didn't help that Mari was giggling soon followed by her telling Damian and him chuckling.

"I" he was looking down his ears faintly pink. "I don't mind"

The two of them walked to the bus hand in hand and before he let go of his hand Jon pulled and spun Adrien towards him and kissed him.

"I'll see you soon my prince" with that he let a blushing Adrien go as he boarded the bus.

"How sweet, you called him your prince" Jon jumped.

"Dad!" now it was his turn being a blushing mess. Dad messed up my hair but both of us heard her.

"You two are hopeless" Mari stated in a volume too low to hear, unless you were Kryptonian or at least in part.

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Day 1: Meet Cute/First Meeting

I know im not the BEST artist but i decided to do a little drawing for each prompt.

Btw i will be hiding a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) in all of my drawings so see if you can find them heheh.

Can you guess who the red speech bubble is?

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Adrien was having a bad day.

Actually, it's more of a bad month.

Not to mention that he was also so incredibly TIRED.

He's been doing a ton of late night photoshoots lately as well as eating less

Aka just really living up to that vampire esthetic

as there was a fashion show coming up and his father needed him to be as skinny as possible in order to fit into the tiny clothes.

That bitch.

Couldn't he just make the clothes bigger???

He's literally the designer.

Oh well.

Earlier that morning his father's slave

I mean Natalie

informed him that he was going to an interview later and that his father wanted him to look his best to represent the Gabriel brand.

Ya

Hard to do that when youre looking like a skeleton that hasnt slept in 45 years but okay.

Adrien was in his limo trying to get as much shut eye as he could while being driven over to the studio where the interview would take place when all of a sudden the ground shook.

All he could think about at the moment was 'Fudge you Hawky'

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Jon was taking in his surroundings with wonder.

He was with his mom in Paris in order to interview some big designers son or something like that later but right now he was enjoying exploring the city of love.

'Heh i wonder if I'll find my *true love* here'

He was about to go into this nice cozy bakery and try some of their amazing smelling pastries when all of a sudden the ground shook.

'I guess these treats will be a ground breaking discovery for me haha, no bad Jon! Time to focus on the possible danger.'

As he looked around for a place to change into his suit he noticed that everyone else wasn't really bothered with what was happening and either calmly went inside the builings to hide or just straight up didn't care and continued to do what they were doing .

He was gonna ask short asian woman at the counter what was happening when he saw some bright yellows beams of light coming from the Eiffle tower.

'Action now, questions later i guess' he thought in his head.

Jon asked to use the bathroom, changed, and headed over to the tower.

'What the heck is going on??'

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Chat Noir was falling.

In his defense he wasnt exactly at his 100% at the moment and this is all his father's fault.

He was fighting off the akuma and trying to avoid getting hit by their lasers on like 2 hours of sleep.

Not falling off the eiffle tower wasn't one of his priorities at the moment but it seems like that was a mistake.

As he was falling he heard Ladybug yell but all he could focus on was his empty stomache and the sound of it growling

And his screams of terror since he was falling of the fucking eiffle tower of course.

'Maybe it's about time for me to sue my father for child neglect.

I wouldn't even need any proof.

The authorities would just take one look at me and they would understand.

Of course, that's if i dont go splat on the pavement right about now.'

As Chat noir was preparing to finally get some sleep in the form of being dead he landed on something.

Well, it wasn't the pavement considering that it wasnt cold and painful.

Oh poo

He was looking forward to finding out what sound he would make when he hit the ground.

'Would it be more of a splat or more of a crunch?'

Welp, it looks like he hit the sleep deprieved random thoughts stage.

Chat opened his eyes only to be welcomed with the sight of eyes bluer than anything he has ever seen before.

Even bluer that that one cookie monster balloon that he had when he was like 6 that his father popped because he claimed that our family was above playing with rubbery bags of air.

When his savior smiled

Oh gosh his adorable smile that just made his stomache do flips,

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Ao3

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Adrien walked into the office where he would be assisting in for the summer. His father thought it would be best so he could take over the buisness aspect of the Gabriel brand. What his Father failed to mention was that he would be in Metropolis, even more at the Daily Planet.

Well getting to know the PR side to the buisness would be smart. After all fashion is built on the perception of the population on the brand.

So Adrien walked up to the desk to figure out where he had to go for the next month and a half. The woman told him to wait as someone was going to come and get him. Someone took him up the elevator and they then showed him to an office on the fourth floor from the top.

What he wasn't expecting was for the room to have so many people inside, granted there were four people inside before he and his guide entered. His guide introduced him and promptly walked out.

"Perry White, Editor-in-chef of the Daily Planet" he introduced himself "So your the intern we are hosting?"

"Yes Sir" he answered as if he were speaking with his father.

"Why don't we do a trial for the two of you?" Perry said with a smile and turned to the other three! What do ya say Lois? Clark? Let them get their feet wet by throwing them in."

"Wouldn't see why that wouldn't be a problem" the woman Lois answered, wait Lois. Daily Planet, that is Lois Lane and Clark Kent so who is?

That was when he truly noticed the other boy in the room. He looked to be around his age but was taller than him. But what blew him away were his eyes they were an amazing electric blue, almost like they were balls of lightning, pitty they were hidden behind his glasses.

"Then it's settled Kent and Agreste your partners. I hope you will have something to offer by the end of the week." Perry stated and the three reporters and model walked out of the room.

"Sorry for the test by fire, but Perry does n't like to waste time" Lois said once they were at a pair of desks with a third empty one next to them. "Im Lois Lane-Kent, sorry for the late in troduction. That is Clark Kent" she pointed at the man, who gave him a smile and wave when addressed, and that she pointed at the boy setting things up on the empty desk. "Is Jonathan Kent."

The boy looked up and gave him a smile "Jon is fine."

with introductions aside the two left the building in search of a story.

By noon they hadn't found anything completely news worthy, but they did stop at a little cafe for lunch. Jon set down the two bays he was carrying and placed the smaller one on the table which he began fiddling with. He opened it, and to Adrien's surprise inside was a camera. Jon was fiddling with it at took a few pictures but in the end set it down dis a pointed.

"What's wrong?" Adrien asked.

Jon huffed, "I may be a decent reporter but I am at a loss with a camera" then he looked at him his blue eyes shining. "You wouldn't know would you?" He had leaned forward and was staring at him hopefully.

Adrien was lucky he didn't turn into a blushing stuttering mess. In fact he wore a cheshire grin "In front or behind the camera, because I can do both." Adrien was a model, yes, the face of Gabriel Brand, yes, future buisness executive of said brand, yes.

What many don't know is that he is the infamous photographer who is the only one who is allowed to shoot for M.D.C. both for her website or any publication, known simply as A.N..

Jon's face lit up, by this time Adrien already had the camera set up, positioned, at took the picture.

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By the end of their internship Jon was signed as a reporter and began working alongside his

parents. But what had surprised him the most was when he first met the supers.

He and Jon were about to call it quit for the day when a meta attacked the store near them. Jon had excused himself, something about an emergency text from his brother when Superman and Superboy. Adrien hoped that Jon was still

nearby because Superboy had the situation handled before the man of steel. So, Adrien did what any good photographer did, he took photos. Jon was still close and that turned into their first featured article.

Luckily or well actually unluckily, thank you Plagg, Adrien and Jon were always near an attack and that was something. Yet every time Superboy went to him to ask if he were alright.

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As Adrien was getting ready to board a plane back to Paris Jon greeted him at the airport. Jon asked him out and that confused him, apparently he was going to be working in Daily Planet's sister location in Paris for a white, TVi. So after a month and a half he learned about the inner workings of the press and how to run it with some time with Perry. But the best part was that for the whole flight back he got to stay with his boyfriend.

Bonus:

Once in Paris Adrien developed his favorite photo of Superboy, he was helping someone unseen out of the rubble of a collapsed wall. And the photo he took of Jon on the first day.

Once he looked at the photos side by side many of his excuses and disappearances suddenly made a lot more sense.

Bonus 2:

To say that Jon was surprised when a guy dressed like Catwoman came into his appartment would be an understatement. One how the hell did he not see or hear him. Two why, wait what did he say.

"Okay I totally understand why you didn't tell me but seriously, Superboy" the cat guy said to him. "I'm not! Your wrong. I can't be Superboy"

A flash of green filled the room and there stood a

Adrien and he did not look convinced, "Want to try that again?"

"How?"

"Magic artifact." he said "but really just glasses won't work forever" he smirked. An explosion sounded and glitter flew past the window. "Well guess that's my cue"

In another flash of green there he stood again in all black looking like a blonde Selina. "Wait then why don't you need a disguise?"

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It had been an average day so far for Jon. He was meeting up with Damian and his girlfriend along with one of her friends. Thank god that meant he wouldn't be an awkward third wheel.

But really when did things ever go that smoothly for him. He was at the ice cream shop early but to his surprise he couldn’t find Damian. Just his luck the one time he was early his best friend was no where in sight.

Instead he went got an ice cream sundae and sat near the door to wait. Not even ten minutes later a blonde boy with mint green eyes entered the little shop. He looked around as if looking for someone, but didn’t find them, as he approached the counter. He placed his order in perfect English and oh god he had such a melodic French accent as he had ordered, damn you super hearing, as he as now a blushing mess, that he tried and failed to hide with his cap. The boy went to leave but as he reached the door, a little girl and her father rushed though.

He was falling backwards from the suddenly open door. And without thinking Jon stood up and caught not only the boy but his milkshake before it had fallen.

“Well! If I didn’t know any better I would think you were falling for me.” Jon stated as he helped the French boy to his feet. When he looked at him, his green eyes stared at the ground, and his entire face was almost as red as Robin’s suit. And that was when his mind caught up to his mouth. OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!! Why did I say that oh he is going to hate me.

But he was pulled out of his thoughts pretty fast by the boy’s next words. “Well that wouldn’t be so bad would it?”

“I’m Jon by the way,” he said extending his hand.

“Adrien,” the blonde stated. After that the two sat and talked for what seemed like the rest of the day. Surprisingly he was supposed to meet up with his friend and their boyfriend as well as someone else. Weird coincidence right.

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“What time did you tell Jon to be here?” Marinette asked while looking through a pair of binoculars on the roof of a building across the street from the ice cream shop.

“He should be here. That is a surprise he is early. He is as bad as you at times” Damian responded next to her with another pair of binoculars.

“Very funny Birdie. Adrien should be here soon, too” they soon spotted Adrien as he entered the shop, but when he was about to leave they sent in Dick and Kor’i. He nearly fell backwards but Jon had caught him and they seemed to hit it off.

“Operation Sunshine is a success. Wouldn’t you say habibi?”

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“Save me please I am begging you” Adrien ‘dramatic’ Agreste pleaded during the FaceTime they were on.

“What happened this time?” Jon knew he shouldn’t have asked but he did.

“Well the liar started up again, clinging to me like a cactus, and I skied her to let me go but then she started crying and I didn’t know what to do cause the class started to yell at me that I was wrong to make her cry and I was cornered and I don’t know why I said it.” Now Jon was both confused and concerned. Confused because he was clearly upset but still hadn’t told him why and concerned cause his sunshine was so upset that he was visibly shaken.

“What did you say that has you up in a tizzy?”

“I said I was in a relationship”

“So she backed off” said that’s good right that means he is still available.

“Well” his sunny best friend started to rub the back of his neck, oh no not a good sign, “yes and no”

“I think your gonna need to explain this further or maybe I could get Mari to tell me?” Now Adrien looked like he was about to jump off of the Daily Planet roof while knowing that Superman wasn’t on the planet earth. This is not going to go well.

“They kept pushing and they wanted a name and a description, so I said that they had black hair and blue eyes.” He used they not she maybe he might be, “But that just got the entire class to start yelling at Mari. And then I panicked when she started laughing.”

“And why would… Oh Damian is going to kill you” Jon started to laugh but then looked at his friend and he saw a small sheepish smile.

“That is exactly what she said to the class” at this Jon completely fell out of his seat and rolled on the ground laughing, he was soon able to sit back up still having bursts of laughter.

“You are so stuck” Jon was able to say between laughter.

“Ya well we both are actually” Jon stopped laughing, Wait What?How?, and stared at his friend.

“What do you mean?” He was almost to scared to ask.

“My guess is that Mari has been hanging out with Jason to much cause she said and I quote ‘You and Jon are way too cute for this world’” he mimicked his sister’s voice but that was when his mind stopped working. He looked down hiding his face and if he had looked up he would have seen his same reaction on the blonde on the screen. After what seemed like an eternity of awkward silence, Adrien rushed his words out “We don’t really need to date, it could be fake no one needs to know that but us” Jon still hadn’t looked at the screen but Adrien’s voice was hesitant, and his words hurt Jon more than the blonde could know.

Reluctantly he looked up and Adrien was fidgeting with his ring, even if it is fake I could still enjoy the feeling of calling him mine. “Okay, I’ll do it Adrien… So how are we going to do this?” They stared plotting all they knew so far was that the class trip to Metropolis would be the perfect opportunity to strike.

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Adrien was glad that Jon had agreed to help him but at the same time upset that the boy he loved didn’t seem to reciprocate his feelings.

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Ao3

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"Akuma!" someone yelled in the distance. Adrien and Jon looked at each other and in an instant the two changed and flew over the Paris roof tops.

When they reached the battle Ladybug and Robin were already fighting. "Nice for you two love bids to join us!” Ladybug commented, causing the two boys to become stuttering blushing messes.

"Any ideas for defeating the Akuma" Jon, Superboy, recovered first.

"Not at the moment" Robin responded.

"Lucky Charm" Ladybug called and an umbrella fell from the ladybug swarm. “How?" In that moment the Akuma seemed to decide it wasn't getting enough attention. She yelled and let out a burst of energy the four heroes covered their eyes. As the whole of Paris was engulfed in light.

"If you continue to ignore me then try to ignore me now without your powers." the akuma yelled. "SAY WHAT!!!" Adrien yelled. But his yell was cut off by a scream of terror as Superboy fell out of the sky.

Robin grappled and caught the Half-Kryptonian and landed on the roof next to Ladybug and Chat Noir.

"Noir take Superboy somewhere safe." Robin ordered while handing Ladybug his extra grappling hook.

"We can still fight..." Superboy began to argue however Ladybug cut in.

"Chat take Supes out of here" Ladybug began.

"Without his powers he is a liability and we all know it" Robin finished. Chat nodded his head and dragged him off while Ladybug and Robin dealt with the akuma.

"This sucks" Jon pouted once he had changed and was sitting at the park with a de-transformed Adrien. "How could they say that I'm a liability I have just as much experience." Adrien sat and listened to his boyfriend.

“Yes but..." Jon looked at Adrien hurt clearly in his eyes, but Adrien continued." You rely on your strength too much and without it you could be seriously injured"

"Yes, but the cure" Jon scooted closer to Adrien in order to hear him, as well as to hide the hurt on his face.

"Shouldn't need to be used. We all care about you and the Angel and Demon don't want to put you in unnecessary risk." Jon looked like he was going to finally agree. “And wouldn't you say this is nice." Jon looked at Adrien confused but then realized he had been leaning on Adrien listening to only his words and heartbeat.

Day 9 of SuperChat September

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Ao3

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Damian and I were in the city of love, and I still don't know how this had happened.

We were in the park when a portal opened and out came two bundles. On top of Damian's was a note.

"Put these on and meet us at the Eiffel tower at 18:00" it was signed with a ladybug with green spots and golden head.

Just as suddenly Damian grabbed me and pulled me back to our hotel room. In my bundle were a pair of red high tops, a pair of black joggers, and two shirts. One shirt was blue and was short sleeved. The other was a red long sleeve. I walked out and that was when I realized something when I saw Damian. The person who sent these knows our identities.

Damian was wearing dark green converse and black joggers that faded to green at the ankles. His long sleeve shirt was black but the sleeves faded to green at the cuffs similar to the joggers. And he was wearing an athletic sweater vest in burgundy. The hood was black on the outside but golden yellow inside, the zipper and pockets were the same golden yellow.

"Damian?" he tried but failed.

"let's go" with that he walked out.

He followed him all the way to the Eiffel Tower where he began to look around. A girl with midnight black hair tackled him. She was wearing bright red converse with black workout leggings. A long sleeve black shirt and a red spotted shirt that fell off one of her shoulders.

"You look good Dami" she said. And wait is Damian smiling, she called him Dami! And he smiled.

"Of course I do. You designed both my and Kent's outfits, Habibti" he responded and she blushed.

"Okay if your done being lovey dovey I think a race is in order" A boy came up and stood next to me. He was in all black his high tops, joggers and shirt that sleeves ended at his elbows. He had a cap sleeved sweater with cat ears on the hood. The sweater had neon green pipping that matched the pockets, zipper, and the insides of the ears.

"Fine first pair to our meet up at Notre Dame" the girl said to everyone "I'm with Damian, and Adrien your with"

"Jon" Damian finished.

"Your on Mari" Adrien agreed and before I could argue the four of us were runnings across the Paris rooftops towards Notre Dame. It wasn't until Adrien and I got to the meet up, a bell tower overlooking the river below, that we found out we were played.

An entire picnic was set up in the bell tower and on top of one of the boxes was a note.

"Have fun on your date boys" and the same ladybug signed the page, but this time a black and red robin sat next to it.

Adrien started to laugh. "Oh this totally has Marinette's name all over it!"

"I agree"I sat down and opened a

box. "Damian would never do this, unless he were being blackmailed, but I am not sure cause he was actually smiling."

"I wouldn't put it past Mari to blackmail her boyfriend, then again" he paused sitting next to him. "I don't mind the out come. This time" he added as an after thought, I couldn't help but blush. So the two of us enjoyed our date cleaned up and placed the things into two backpacks that Marinette must have left.

"Anything you want to do before the night is over Jon?" Adrien asked me.

"What's the best end to a date in the city of love?" I countered his question.

"Ice cream" he answered immediately. "That is if we can find him." he added.

"What do you mean?"

"Andre's Ice cream cart is said that any couple who enjoys it together will never break apart"

"So why do we need to find him?'

"He is never in the same spot more than once every week."

With that the two of us set off to find the ice cream cart. After an hour of searching we found him at the Trocadero Gardens.

"Good evening Andre" Adrien calls.

"Nice to see you again Adrien" The ice cream man says to him "let me see. Raspberry for his

courageous and passionate heart. Blackberry for his hair. And Blue Moon for his eyes." he handed Adrien his cone and I couldn't help the blush that was on my face from the description. "Now" he turned to me "first time?"

"Yes sir" I answered nodding my head. He chuckled and looked at me from head to toe.

"I've got it. Dark chocolate for his restless energy. Green tea for his calm eyes. And caramel for his sunny personality" I took the cone and I saw Adrien blushing like I was.

Day 7 of SuperChat September 2020

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I didn’t want to write something similar to Meet Cute so I decided I quick draw would be fun