My cousin got married and I was instantly reminded of why I rarely show up to family events.
WTF do you mean, my ex I broke up with ten years ago still hasn’t stopped showing up to my family events? The same ex that cheated on me with my cousin ended up having a baby with my other cousin’s step sister. Wild.
I saw my aunt who slept with my 19 year old brother when she was in her thirties and had a baby with him. I have a cousin who is also my niece at the same time, weird. Not to mention her 17 year old son walked in on her fucking my 19 brother. But she wants to walk around like she’s so fucking high and mighty.
I felt bad for my cousin because his mom wasn’t there because she tried to murder her boss and then got deported after her prison sentence was up.
My best friend from high school was also there because she has 5 kids with my cousin, but they’re like not even together, but they’re together? The fifth kid isn’t his but he is raising the kid and the actual dad of that kid dated my cousin’s sister first. Anyway, that guy ended up beating up one of her kids when he was like two years old and he almost died and my aunt had to get custody of the kids. But she wants to act like mother of the year on social media.
Anyway, safe to say I have 0 desire to interact with any of them.













