#super agents

Rules:

Every fourth gif

No cheating

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This is you as a spy:

This is your ally:

Your special abilities: (2 gifs)

This is your boyfriend/girlfriend:

What you wear on missions:

Your catchphrase/signature fight move:

Here is you tailing a New York Mafia boss:

You when he realizes you’re tailing him:

Your reaction to his giant machine gun:

How you defeat him:

Your arch enemy:

Breaking into his/her lair:

Your ally’s face when you both are captured:

The kindly henchperson who helps you escape:

The spymaster’s reaction when you get back to base:

Your next mission:

Meeting James Bond for the first time:

Your reaction to saving the world with James Bond:

How you dance when Skyfall starts playing really loud in the background:

You chilling back at HQ:

My name is Laura and I approve of this message

NBA Super Agent* David Falk

Humility is generally considered a negative characteristic when you're talking about high-priced "super-agents" for the cloistered group of Americans known as "NBA basketball players," but even this amount of braggadocio makes me wince.