Jan 6, 2021
Sideswipe: don’t worry! I have everything under control! I know exactly what I’m doing!
Sunstreaker: not even primus knows what you’re doing, Sideswipe.
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Sideswipe: don’t worry! I have everything under control! I know exactly what I’m doing!
Sunstreaker: not even primus knows what you’re doing, Sideswipe.
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Spike: so. Bumblebees not here so I’m hanging with you. What’s the dumbest thing you guys have done?
Sideswipe:
Sideswipe: Sunny left for a drive so I bubble wrapped prowls office, took away every access to Music Jazz had, and locked Ironhide out of the base for almost three hours.
Spike: why?
Sideswipe: Sunny’s practically 85% of my impulse control.
Spike:
Sideswipe: ok yeah I practically live by “you’re only in trouble if you get caught”. But the impulse thing’s true! Which is why when he’s gone I do as many stupid things as possible to get me into trouble. I never got caught for any of those things either!
Sunstreaker:
Sunstreaker: what the f-
Finally meeting up again after a long time apart;
Sunny, hugging Sideswipe: I hate you.
Sideswipe, hugging back: I missed you too.
Prowl: what the fu-
Sunstreaker: what are you talking about? Sideswipe has perfectly fine impulse control!
Ratchet: he’s literally about to play a prank on Grimlock.
Sunstreaker: no? He’s dumb, but not downright stupid?
Ironhide: who’s the idiot pranking one of the Dinobots?
Ratchet:
Sunstreaker: oh primus he is downright stupid-
TFP Starscream in wheeljacks intro episode: I, too, know how to prepare a proper welcome.
Us (the twins):
“Ok but we really don’t think he knows....”
~Sides
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Outside the decepticon base
Sunstreaker: they know our names they know who we are-
Sideswipe: no it’s because-
Sunstreaker: we can’t come here
Sideswipe: no
Sunstreaker: we’re too famous, I can’t go here anymore
Sideswipe: no it’s literally because we’re fucking autobots
Sunstreaker: I don’t remember us becoming autobots-
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“Should I make these posts daily? With one animation or drawn post a week?”
~Sides
SunnySidesup🍳 Sunny, Sides
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