#sumthing.nsft

(closer to the top are ones that are rancid, and the ones near the bottom are more tame)

I'll say this to begin with, all of their farts are bad, most of them exclusively eat pizza and drink bloxycola. They are all kinda rancid, just some more than others

Shedletsky has the worst farts. His diet consists of pizza and fried chicken, plus he's 40 something and Wheels a sword so you know that those farts are just coming out of him so easy.

Noob is next, they also have a very greasy diet being pizza and burgers, they also naturally have soda on them. The only reason that they don't tie with shedletsky is that noob can hold their farts in better.

Dusekkar is only up this high because he's like 40, and also I'm certain magic does something to his farts, I just can't prove that yet-

Guest 1337 and builderman are tied. There both older (guest is probably around 40, and builderman is in his 50s). Guest dose a lot of physical exertion, and builderman builds sentries and Dispensers, i.e he's probably really greasy (which I don't think does anything to farts, but it would probably make him smell really bad to go along with his farts).

0o7n7 is right below guest and builderman, mostly just because he's like 40. teleporting probably doesn't help with his stomach very much tho.

Veeronica is new so I don't know much about her, but what I do know is she's a robot (I think), so that brings up the question of can she even fart? In my heart, she can. She'd have "exhaust fumes", and it smells like gasoline. I love robots farting it's so good.

Two time was apart of a cult and if said cult was on a compound that would probably mean that the cult had a specific diet which was probably not pizza. So two time probably farts alot and they'd be pretty bad. However they're not any higher on the list because at some point they'd go back to normal. Bodies just do that when introduced to new foods and diets and then it goes away at some point.

I have it in my heart that because taph handles subspace trip minds, that her farts (like dusekkar's) are affected by them. But I once again,, have no proof.

I'd imagine that Elliot tests all of the pizzas he makes, so depending on if something like the cheez went bad or anything, would affect his farts. One of the more normal stomachs tho.

Chance would probably have the most normal of farts out of the group at least (which isn't saying much but ykyk).