#subway rant

I've been working at subway since February 8th of this year and I have never had more appreciation for fast food workers than I have since getting a job. I'd say I was already a decent costumer but since, I make sure I never leave any trash on the floor and I try to help to make sure that the people working get a tip from me. But the one thing that I hate about working the most is the rude ass costumers who blame employees for prices of the amount of food they get. More often than not(especially at the subway I work at) we're told exactly how much toppings, cheese, and meat to put on your sandwiches. They even tell us how. I want to help you, I really do but I cant do much. And telling me "that's not how they normally do it" is bullshit because I'm doing exactly as my boss has taught me. Its possible that it might be slightly different at another subway, but that's how I was taught. Also yes I know that the food is fuckung expensive. I've been hearing that from fucking day 1. I wish I could make it cost less but I could lose my fuckinh job. So please. Treat employees with respect. 8/10 times, we arent treating you any different than anyone else. We're just trying to do our fuckinh job.

future me: A big old case of the ‘fuck you’s?’ I get that every time I order a sandwich at subway. Just like- If there’s somebody- Just, everything about subway is like, infuriating. Yeah, it’s like- the people in front of you take too long, and like, there’s no drive-thru, and like- it’s, it’s just all- I dunno, I’m over exaggerating, obviously, but subway’s like the land of inconveniences. Cause’ yeah- it’s like- it’s- Ugh, I have to be oka, and they’re like, “What do you want?” And I’m like “Uh, sweet onion chicken teriyaki, footlong, on flatbread” and they’re like, “What bread?” “Ugh, Flatbread.” And they’re like “oh, okay” and they fuckin’ like “Did you say footlong?” “Yes I said footlong” And you already have so many bad experiences with the place that it like becomes self-fulfilling prophecy, like the second you walk in, they’re like, ‘hi how can I help you’ and you’re like “UGGGGGH” With this shit again, not this again- And it’s like, ‘You want cheese?” And I’m like “Yeah, can I get, um, swiss cheese-“ And they’re like ‘what kind?’ and it’s like- fucking- Yeah. You know. The kind I just said. And they’re like ‘toasted?” and like oF COURSE TOAS- YOU CAN’T HAVE THE FLATBREAD AND NOT TOAST IT. IT’S, IT’S LIKE SPONGEY, GROSS, STRACHY-ASS FUCKING BREAD, IT’S MADE TO BE TOASTED. Wow. OF COURSE I WANT IT TOASTED. An’ then they fuckin toast it and they start helping the people behind you and then it sits in the toaster for like twenty seconds longer than it’s supposed to, and you’re like, “I JUST WANT LUNCH” And then they take it out and it’s like another PERSON and then you have to fucking get a read on their personality and it’s like ‘GODDAMN IT’ and they’re like “what do you want’ and it’s like- and I’m like, “Spinach,” and they jUST DESTROY IT WITH SPINACH JUST LIKE AN AVALANCHE OF SPINAcH, and you’re like, “I WANT, LIKE, FIVE OTHER THINGS-“ YOU CAN’T JUST FILL IT UP WITH SPINACH AND THINK THAT’S ALL IT’S GONNA BE. And then he fuckin- and then you’re like “onion.” And they’re like ‘okAY’ and then they put like, two onions on it, and it’s like, MORE ONION, PLEASE- and then when you get some weird combination, like, fuckin- “can I get mayonnaise, but also sweet onion sauce” they fin- they throw up their eye- their upper eyebrows a little bit like ‘whoa, whoa, whoaaa’ and you’re like “DON’T FUCKIN JUDGE ME, I’LL EAT WHAT I WANT- I CAN MAKE MY OWN SANDWICH.”

Working at Subway has it perks. I just haven’t found them yet. 

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