#submittion

snape: lockhart, if the next two words out of your mouth aren't "see ya", the third will be "oh my god, my crotch, you've punched me in the crotch."

lockhart:

Saki: “Pfft, you believe in the moon?”

Kotaro: “You stupid zombies. We’re living on the moon. Neil Armstrong landed on Earth.”

Luna: Hello Harry.

*Jumps, and turns around*

Harry: Hey Luna! What are you doing inside, it's such a warm day! You should be out with friends!

Luna: Well, I reckoned that since it's Saturday, I would read more about harbingers.

Luna: And besides, Harry, I don't have any friends.

Harry: Oh. Well Ron, 'Mione and I were actually going to Hogsmeade-

Luna: Oh. Well have fun.

Harry: -how about you join us?

Luna: Really? I am, after all, Luna "Loony" Lovegood. Why would you want to be seen with me?

Harry: Luna, you're my friend! Of course I'd want you to come! And you're not loony, you just act differently than others. I'd reckon that makes you special mate!

Luna: Oh. Well if you insist, Harry, I suppose harbingers can wait for another day.

Harry: Awesome! Meet you outside in 5 minutes?

Luna: Sure!

Harry, already dashing off: Ron, 'Mione, I invited Luna to come too!

i was scrolling and this popped up

@ailns

You.