#sub idols

who loves vanilla sex the most:

jungkook seeks to be with a partner who craves it twice a day like he does: everything else wouldn't make sense. it's as natural and easy to him as breathing, he has no hang-ups (erectile dysfunction? 'post nut clarity'? four minute sex? what is that?), because this man is some type of ramen-powered superhuman, and he will never get enough. in any position of your choosing. in fact, he got himself a reversible vasectomy a couple years ago, he knows that makes it easier for him and his bed partner. he doesn't entertain a hesitant person who struggles to be sensual, mutual comfort is priority. if his partner is not self-assured, he cannot feel confident, either.

jin should never be underestimated here. even though he doesn't take an athletic approach, he just... wants to be buried inside someone and not do or think about anything else. living in the moment. moaning when you bounce on him. jin truly lives a dolce vita. "just relax. we can wind down together, okay?" even if - and this will surprise you - sex actually has a serious atmosphere with him often, it's not just jokes and fooling around. still, he doesn't want to get bogged down, no drama, no excess talking. it's lights out, doggy style, vibrator for your clit, lube and protection and just two people on this bed. jin will be as casual or committed as you like it, and the chemistry pops.

hoseok, thinking about sex all the time when he cooks or dances, would occupy the second place if it wasn't for him being cleanly. there's a household to look after, he is busy, he trains, he mentors, he carefully curates outfits, socializes... not as much time left. but other than that, he can pick up the pace, and he wants to lose himself in it with a partner. hobi is more fickle and not as toughed-up than his stage image suggests, but he can give it to you the way you request it from him. he is too dutiful for his own good, this guy just has an impeccable ethic. you'll see him as emotional rather than dark in moments when he can't grind and think of all the important things at once anymore. then, he will resemble jimin, falling dead asleep, rest takes priority.

taehyung needs a build-up. a story to it, an arc. five one-night-stands in a row, oof. would corrode his self-image. like he wouldn't have any esteem left. sure: he can be nasty. but there has to be a web of context, interaction, life points... without the dining table and the walk in the park it's not cohesive and enjoyable to him. like jimin, he needs the talking aspect. he won't strip for a disagreeable person. taehyung's fine sense is very strict here, it kills his drive fast if even a little thing is off and two people don't gel. if there's seamless, "we complete the other's sentences" compatibility, he will indulge. needs four hours to prepare himself, however. no sex without a really good perfume on.

jimin is often 'stuck on' the getting cozy aspect. snuggles are life, i feel you, jimin. "it sucks without cuddling!" is his signature complaint when someone just wants to take off his clothes and go. jimin hates that so much. like he is flattered, yes, but why so fast? he is the most excellent lover you can think of when it comes to thrusting and changing positions, but he is focused on two personalities being emotionally satisfied first. conversation is not just foreplay to jimin. he does like bodies doing body things. but his dancing and tour routine can leave him collapsed on a hotel sofa for hours,

yoongi almost ties with namjoon, but he can get surprise flashes of horniness that even catch him off guard. those will be the most intense ahem studio sessions ever, it's so hot. yoongi loves sex on the occasion, he likes his partner's body, he likes pleasure. but he also loves to sleep, and the security of being beside someone. and his life is packed with work over sex. he doesn't make it a sleazy life philosophy. he thinks some good ass pov porn is pretty yummy, though. he likes the human form more than sex itself, if that makes sense. he's a pillow prince, but yoongi's backshots and "but your legs over my shoulders" can make even someone with no sex drive moan out loud. he knows how to use his hands from certain angles in certain positions, that's what's fun to him.

namjoon, like all intellectual people, prefers to think and write and research about it first. safe sex is smart sex is educated sex, right. it can be a voyeur role, which is why he's maximum perverted, even in the last spot on the list. like you could not picture what his mind can conjure. maybe that's why he struggles to turn this into reality, depending on you as his partner. i.e., he's smart about more things than he's tried, and always worried about sti-related things and pregnancy (same, namjoon). his libido is either dormant or his stamina comes to life for hours.

bonus sub!bts ranking - who loves kinky sex most?

taehyung - especially sensory deprivation

jin - especially roleplay and impact play

jungkook - especially bondage and butt stuff

j-hope - especially CFNM/nudity themes

jimin - especially feathers/tickling and degradation

namjoon - especially somnophilia

yoongi - especially gentle femdom and teasing

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Okay but that's a whole ass mood

I really thought I wouldn't be able to write smut or sub boy stuff specifically but I started off with short not-smut sub fics then moved to short smut and so on and so forth and here we are lmaoo

But for Wonjun 👀👀 I would write whatever kind of sub thing you want for him without a doubt, he's an adorable sub to think about but I haven't had a good prompt for him yet

I'm esp curious to see where you'd put taemin, jin and jungkook!

some subby crack awards.

the king of self-awareness has got to be our dude taeyong. “shawty give me whip, whiplash, whip me more so I can feel it more?” such succinct prose, he’s knee-deep in. fuck a stage image, he pens it all into his music at maximum warp. lee soo man can’t stop him. this guy has written the most jawdropping shit aimed at confusing anybody who isn’t in on the femdom grind.

very likely to be practicing: probably someone you’d not expect, a lowkey mf... kang daniel, e’dawn, that kind of person, he dates kinky mistress hyuna after all. but i especially nominate mister seokjin. “nice, i like things like that” — ok mate, speaks volumes. he knows the deal. so, award for knowing his stuff goes to him. probably told jimin all the details, thottius park is THIS close to spilling the tea to us.

the #1 when it comes to sending signals and being out there, taemin of course. he’s done all bdsm practices in the book on live television. without anybody ushering him out, we’re that used to him pulling the masochist card and grinding on the floor. as we know, he tells his art directors what concepts and details he wants, it’s not all the company’s idea. his classic request, i quote: “the ropes were my idea!”

where to put jungkook... probably most knowledgeable after religiously studying every femdom hentai out there. he’s curious, he knows what he needs to know in his own words. you bet your ass the guy has a less than vanilla browser history. bts have admitted to sharing clips back and forth so there’s that.

unsurpassed most open to be nasty and kinky, yuta nakamoto is all about that stuff. oh jesus christ, we all know the guy is a menace. down for things u didnt know existed. but he especially takes the crown for horny disease. the members often talk about how openly nsfw he is. quote by johnny: ‘red youtube’.

the dark horse award goes to none other than baby bear taehyung, if you tell him he’s a sub he’s gonna be confused af but think about it for hours while hugging a pillow at night m’kay.