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can i request a crack/smut fic for reader checking up on kitsune!jeongin but he lets his animalistic instincts get him and trys humping anything he can and this goes on for days and each time reader scolds him for it tired of his behavior but also amused
2k Followers Event | animal urges
pairing: jeongin x reader
synopsis: the young fox won't stop humping things...
warnings: kitsune!jeongin, smut, dry humping, jeongin keep humping everything, everything, public embarrassment
event masterlist: #2kShootingStars
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AN: this is the same vibes as pomegranate kisses | jeongin x m!reader in a way
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You’re not sure what the final straw was, maybe the first time he humped your pillow. Or the third. Or maybe when he went after your leg while you were refilling his water dish like some desperate stray.
It’s been four days of this nonsense, at first you thought he was just joking around, but this is getting ridiculous and you’re about to throw him into the pond.
“Jeongin!” you bark, and the kitsune jumps, ears perking up guiltily from where he’s currently rubbing himself against the corner of his bedding. Again.
“Not the furniture,” you deadpan, hands on your hips. “We talked about this.”
He whines. Actually whines, crouching down like a scolded dog with a too-fluffy tail curling over his back. His golden eyes glimmer with pure dramatics.
“It’s not my fault!” he huffs, “You’re always coming in smelling like flowers and moonlight and ugh- I have instincts!”
“Instincts don’t mean you get to violate everything, Jeongin.”
He shifts fully back into his fox form, ears twitching, eyes narrowed, and sulks beneath the stone table, where he promptly humps one of the legs like a beast possessed.
You pinch the bridge of your nose.
“Do I need to call Chan?”
“Don’t bring the naiad into this!” comes his muffled protest. “He tried to bathe me last time!”
You fold your arms. “Maybe he should. You clearly need to cool off.”
“I just- Ugh! It’s the season! My tails get tingly! My soul gets tingly! I can't help it if every soft object looks breedable right now!”
You snort. “That’s not a word we use in this house.”
“Says who?”
“Says the person whose blanket you defiled yesterday.”
Jeongin yips. “You saw that?”
“I stepped in it, Jeongin.”
He goes dead silent.
“…Was it warm?”
“JEONGIN.”
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By day five, your eye is twitching.
The Sanctuary’s other residents have started noticing. Minho side-eyes Jeongin whenever the fox starts sniffing around the mossy corners of the common space.
Even Changbin, chaos incarnate, tried to cover Jeongin with a blanket. “He needs to be swaddled,” he said solemnly, like Jeongin was some possessed Victorian child.
You’ve tried giving him space. Extra food. Cold compresses. Nothing’s helped. He’s just too pent-up. And the worst part? He still insists on being sweet and shy when you scold him, like he doesn’t have ten documented humping incidents today alone.
You find him today pressed flat to the floor of his room, panting, one paw twitching in his fox form, a visible blush creeping up his snout. His tails are puffed out in every direction.
“…You good?”
He lifts his head slowly.
“I humped a dream,” he whispers hoarsely. “Thought it was real… but it was just an illusion and-”
“Jeongin!”
“I said I was sorry!”
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By the time you enter his quarters again on day seven, you’re armed with a spray bottle.
He tries to mount a throw pillow and gets misted in the face.
He yelps. “What the hell?!”
“You’re not neutered. This is the next best thing.”
“You can’t spray me like I’m a cat!”
“Can’t I?”
He shifts to human form, half-naked and glistening with some kind of self-inflicted sweat, glaring at you with amber-ringed eyes and zero shame.
“This is a hate crime.”
You raise the bottle. “You wanna test me?”
His hands go up. “Okay, okay. I’m trying. Really. Just… there’s too much of you in this room and not enough self-control in my body.”
“That’s your problem.”
“No,” he murmurs, gaze hooded now. “That’s your problem. Because one day you’re gonna walk in here, all soft and pretty like you always are, and I’m just gonna lose it. Right here. Right on the floor. I’ll make you watch.”
You blink. “That was… graphic.”
“I want to be graphic!”
You pause. “…So you’re saying if I lock the door-”
“and sit on my face,” he finishes, hopeful.
You blink again. “I mean… meditate or something.”
“Oh.” A beat of silence. “...But, if you wanted to sit on my face?”
You throw the pillow at him.
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By day eight, you've just about lost it. You've tried letting him work through it on his own, offering a den further apart, he keeps finding his way back somehow.
You try to be professional. Really. You come in with ointments for his paws, a calm demeanor, and absolutely no intention of letting him mount your leg again.
But the second you kneel down to check his ankle, something shifts. He makes a soft, breathy sound, almost like a whimper, and then he’s crawling forward, warm, solid, glowing with something not-quite-human behind his eyes.
You stiffen.
“Jeongin,” you warn. “Don’t.”
He growls, low and hungry. “Don’t what?”
His tails brush over your legs, silky-soft and teasing. He’s so close your noses nearly touch. His breath is sweet, like candied herbs and ruined self-control.
“I told you,” he murmurs. “You shouldn’t smell this good. It’s dangerous.”
“Then maybe you should stop sniffing me.”
“I’ve tried.” His mouth brushes your jaw. “I even tried humping a tree, you know that? A tree. I thought maybe I’d feel better. I didn’t.”
You lose it, you laugh. You cackle.
Jeongin looks at you with a wicked smile, all teeth and heat and glowing eyes, and pounces. You don’t have time to scream before he’s on top of you, arms braced on either side, tails curling around your limbs like binding silk.
“You’re gonna let me rut, or I swear to the moon, I’ll start dry-humping the trees again.”
You stare up at him, breath caught in your throat. “…That’s not a real threat.”
“I moaned loud enough last time the dryad heard me.”
“Hyunjin?!”
“He left me a flower crown and said ‘get well soon.’”
You groan. “Fine. You wanna fuck? Then fuck.”
He blinks. “…Wait, really?”
“Yes. But you get one go. And if you hump anything non-living after this, I’m telling Chan.”
“Deal.”
His mouth crashes against yours before you can take it back, hot, hungry, almost grateful, like he’s been holding himself back for days (because he has). His fingers tug clumsily at your shirt, nails catching the fabric, his other hand already buried in the curve of your waist like he needs to anchor himself.
You're flat on your back in his blanket nest before you realize it, pillows scattered, the floor padded with soft pelts and rumpled quilts he’s clearly been making a mess of for days. It smells like him here, spiced honey and heat, and too many hormones for anyone’s good.
“Can I?” he breathes, eyes wild, cheeks flushed. “Can I rut you like I want? Need it,”
You arch a brow. “Define 'need’”
He whimpers. “Clothes off, on all fours, me behind you, I lose my mind halfway through and cry a little.”
You blink. “...You’ve thought about this.”
“So much.”
He makes a desperate sound when you start unbuttoning your pants, and he lunges like you're prey. His mouth leaves open kisses on your belly, your hip, your inner thigh, and then he’s nuzzling between your legs with such reverent intensity it makes you laugh through a moan.
“You’re not even inside me yet, and you’re shaking.”
“I know,” he gasps, nipping at your skin. “I’m gonna blow my load like a virgin if you look at me too much, fuck, you smell so good-”
You barely get the words, “Then do something,” out before he’s sliding into you with a full-body tremble, like he’s been waiting his entire afterlife for it.
He groans, high, sweet, and downright filthy, as his hips snap forward, almost feral, the sound of skin on skin obscene in the otherwise soft, fabric-muffled den. His tails twitch with each thrust, wrapping tighter around your calves and arms like velvet ropes. He kisses you sloppily, constantly, like he’s scared you’ll disappear beneath him.
You reach up, fingers tangling in the soft fur at the base of his tail just to see what happens.
He screeches. Actually yowls. His hips stutter. He bites your shoulder and moans like a banshee.
“Oh my gods, don’t do that unless you want fox kits.”
You snort, biting back your own moan as he speeds up, practically humping you now with little finesse, but a lot of enthusiasm. His rhythm’s all over the place, needy, quick, messy, but it doesn’t matter because he’s so into it, eyes wide and glossy, chanting your name like a spell.
“Mine, mine, mine,” he babbles, face buried in your neck, his illusion magic going haywire as little bursts of foxfire pop and sizzle overhead. One tail knocks over a pile of blankets and reveals a stuffed pillow with a suspicious stain on it.
You stare.
“…Is that the-”
“Don’t look at that,” he huffs, thrusting harder to distract you.
You laugh so hard your legs go weak, and Jeongin nearly sobs into your chest from relief and overstimulation.
He finally finishes, with a trembling whimper, his body curling around yours like he never wants to let go. He’s flushed and panting, still moving his hips lazily, like his need hasn't quite worn off.
You brush the hair from his face, letting him catch his breath.
“I’m still telling Chan.”
He moans. “He’s going to boil me.”
You smile and press a kiss to his sweaty temple. “…Worth it?”
He grins. “…I’m gonna hump that pillow again.”
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