#sub!gaara

kakashi

i think kakashi is packing. nothing crazy but he’s quite larger than average. i don’t think he’d be incredibly girthy or anything, but he is 9 inches while hard and he has a slight curve that always finds the best spots inside of you.

when you saw his dick and then found out he was a virgin (yes i hc kakashi as a virgin, sue me) you’d be completely flabbergasted. how could dick this good be hidden away and un-used!?!? (luckily you have it all to yourself!)

kakashi doesn’t talk about his size because he honestly doesn’t care. he’d probably get a little flustered if anyone called him small, more-so because it would hurt his ego on why they would think that lmao

but he doesn’t get defensive, because again, he doesn’t really care.

kakashi in the beginning isn’t the best at using his dick, i mean he was completely inexperienced before meeting you. but luckily jiraiya’s books are so explicit so they teach him a thing or two.

once he knows how to use that thing, trust you will be put into cardiac arrest by the end of the night 😭 he will be ruthless

gai

i think he’s hiding a monster in that green jumpsuit.

i don’t think Gai is the type to tease or really be seductive (unless he’s drunk, but that’s a story for another time…) so he really wouldn’t boast about it.

he doesn’t think he’s anything special, and actually he doesn’t talk about it since he was bullied as a kid for having one ‘the size of acorn.’ (love that ep 😭 🙏)

he’s 10 inches, honestly. and the first time you rip that green outfit off, your jaw drops to the floor. how he was able to hide it is beyond me. He wouldn’t really understand the hype, but he’s happy that you’re happy.

I know Gai may seem clueless and stupid; and trust me he is. but also trust me when i say he knows how to use his dick.

Gai would say he has no idea what he’s doing. and he’d keep asking you if this feels good. but on accident, or the shear power of god idk, he hits all the right spots and makes you cum at least three the first time you fuck.

the guy is a secret sex god idc what anyone else says

he’s also super attentive and always prepares you well 🙏

yamato

yamato is average, but it’s still great!

he’s more long than he is think, probably about 6.5-7 inches while hard.

he thinks he’s small, especially compared to his comrades he feels very small. he always tries to hide while changing in the locker rooms lmao.

the first time you take off his pants, he gets super sweaty and nervous, apologizing that he doesn’t have much to show but he promises he’ll make it up to you.

he doesn’t understand that his size is still pretty big, and it will reach all the right places.

Yamato doesn’t know how to use it at first, but he’s a quick learner. he doesn’t ever talk about his cock since A) he thinks he’s small and B) he doesn’t like to talk about stuff like that.

also is you ever give him head and worship his dick he will be busting immediately 🙏 he needs some love

jiraiya

oh he’s big. and he knows it too.

most people that flaunt how big their dick is are just compensating for the fact that it’s actually in-fact not big at all.

but jiraiya…oh he’s big. i mean this guys has got to be pushing 11inches honestly. and the girth on this guy is insane.

oh and he’s be the type to be so fucking smug about it too. If you joked around with him, calling his dick small, he’s just sit there and man spread with a laugh. “whatever you say baby…” then he’s wink, and you’d look down to see just how big it is in his pants.

and he knows how to use that thing too 😭 🙏 and the dirty talk would be insane! saying shit like “don’t worry, i’ll make it fit.” or “look at you taking my big cock so well, such a good little cock slut.” Jiraiya pls 🙏

naruto

i’m sorry but naruto is definitely someone that gets defensive when someone calls his dick small (and trust kiba always does because he knows it makes naruto mad lmao…he’s the number one ragebaiter)

while naruto may be average when it comes to length, i feel like he really makes up for it with girth. he’s probably like 5-6 inches, still a good amount to feel full. but the girth is the crazy part.

Naruto is very impatient and also very rowdy, you’ll have to remind him that you need to be stretched for him. because trust me if your not that stretch is gonna burn 😭

oh and naruto knows how to use it. he’s wild about it too

he’s slapping his tip alllll over your clit before going ham and slamming into you like a mad man. i also hc that naruto likes anal so trust me all of your holes will be used that his dick.

he’ll give good after care though (or at least try!) he’ll clean you off and dress you and make you instant ramen.

sasuke

sasuke pretends like he doesn’t care. he’ll just turn his head to the side and ‘ignore’ whoever is making such a claim about his dick being small.

but trust me when i say, he secretly takes it to heart. ^my dicks not small…right?^ he would over think it for sure.

unlike naruto, sasuke in the opposite. he’s a very lean built man, he lacks a bit in girth but he makes up for it in length. he’s probably around 7-8 inches? while he may not be as big as kakashi 7-8 inches is still quite long, and it definitely takes a hot minute to get your body used to it.

sasuke doesn’t know how to use his dick, and it would probably be best for you to ride him the first couple of times you sleep together because he’ll be too hesitant. he also gets a little freaked out when he feels resistance while pushing in because he think that’s not supposed to happen. you just have to remind him that everything is fine lmao.

kiba

oh kiba would go on and on about how big his dick is. he would talk about it all the time, it would actually start to get annoying as hell.

and the first time you get him in your sheets, all you wanna do it deflate his ego and make fun of him dick, but when you hit the girthy monster in his pants, you can’t say shit. and he knows it too, because he’ll just be sitting with with a big smirk on his face.

kiba is around 6-6.5 inches, but girthy as hell. and veiny, it’s a lot of work to get it all in.

and trust kiba isn’t nice about it either. he bullies his cock inside of you and makes fun of you for crying or trying to crawl away. “don’t run away from me baby. take my cock like a good girl.”

he makes your tummy bulge no matter what, that’s his goal. and if his dick doesn’t do it, his cum definitely will (again…that’s a talk for another time *cough cough breeding kink*)

oh and whenever he’s turned on (which is all the time) he won’t even bother trying to cover the tent in his pants. he wears it with pride.

he does get defensive though when the guys call his dick small. it makes him so damn mad. he may the number one rage baiter, but he’s also very easily rage baited lmao.

shino

shino doesn’t care if people tease him about having a ‘small dick.’ he won’t say anything because that is the least of his problems.

it’s also because he is packing.

10 inches…..

he doesn’t talk about it nor does he boast about it. and if any of the guys say something about it in the hot springs he’ll just ignore them. he doesn’t think his dick is a big deal.

but he does love dominating you with it.

he knows he’s too big for you, and he knows it’s a lot to handle. and he also knows how obsessed you are with it. the only time he’s ever smug about his size is when he’s fucking you

shino is like a mastermind. he’ll prepare your body just enough to not tear but still be able to feel the stretch. he knows your body like the back of his hand, which is a cursing and a blessing all at once.

shikamaru

like shino, he doesn’t talk about his dick size nor does he care when someone makes fun of him. Shikamaru genuinely couldn’t care less if he tried.

the thing is though, he’s packing. shikamaru is very lengthy, with the right amount of girth. i say maybe around 8-8.5 inches.

He knows he’s above average; but he doesn’t really care. so the first time you see it and have a big reaction, he just looks puzzled. “it’s a dick…nothing crazy…” he clearly doesn’t understand just how big he really is.

foreplay is a must, which is unfortunate for shikamaru since he hates doing work. honestly, when he’s really tired and doesn’t feel like stretching you, he’ll just have you dry hump him and make out instead of going through the whole process. “it makes things easier and faster…” he claims

shikamaru doesn’t really dirty talk, but he does dirty text.

so expect to get a message while your in the middle of grocery shopping. it will say something along the lines of “can’t wait to watch your little pussy stretch around my dick tonight.” he’ll claim he didn’t send that to you…but trust that’s what he’ll be doing

choji

choji is embarrassed of his size because he doesn’t think it’s all that. (i also hc that choji is just insecure in general) and actually for a while he is the only one pleasing you simply because he just doesn’t want you to even look down there.

eventually you pry past his walls and convince him to let you give him head. and to say you were impressed was an understatement.

choji is 9-9.5 inches, with an incredible girth. and hello??? expansion jutsu????

the guys don’t tease him too much because they know damn well he’s big, and he can also expand any part of his body so they know if he’s not naturally big he can just make it that way. (i also hc that they don’t bully choji as a joke bc they about his insecurities 🥹🥹)

also he’s so nice to you so trust me he will go very very far lengths of time to make sure you are properly prepared.

neji

ok it’s literally canon that neji is packing.

i wanna say around 10 inches like shino, but maybe even bigger idk 🤷‍♀️. he’s not super girthy, but it’s enough to make you sob.

neji’s never really thought about his dick size before, nor does he partake in any talk about it. he doesn’t notice that all the guys get jealous about it simply because he’s kind of oblivious with that stuff.

he’s a very nervous person when he starts to sleep with you. and when you take his pants off and marvel at it, it makes him even more nervous.

It takes at least a month of prep before he can fully bury inside of you. and when he does, it’s magical.

he makes your stomach bulge every. single. time. it doesn’t matter how thin or big you are, your lower stomach will have a slight bump in it.

Again, he won’t boast about his size or partake in teasing, but he may let out a smug little smirk when he sees you limping your way to training practice hehe

lee

unpopular opinion….hes 9 inches 😛

lee is big, not really all that girthy, but long. and it curves in the most perfect way. Lee doesn’t care for dick size, he’s aware he’s a bit larger than normal but he doesn’t really care that much.

if the guys tease him, he will just be confused. “I don’t see why we are bullying people on something that cannot control!” he doesn’t get the joke. he will also get competitive and demand they they compare 😭 he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit.

lee claims he has no idea why he’s doing when he sleeps with you, but somehow he gets everything right. he fucks you at the perfect pace and intensity that has your eyes rolling back.

lee is the fingering master, it’s an arm workout in his eyes so he loves doing the it. so prepping you is not a problem what’s so ever. though sometimes he will forgot how big he is when you wake up in pain after sex. he’ll be so worried!!

gaara

ok guys you know i’m a sub!gaara truther…but i think this works either way

he’s not that big. possibly around 5-6 inches. he’s never cared until he got a little order and people started talking about size. kankuro always boasts about how big he is and naruto would always be bragging about it too. gaara started to think a little bit more about it.

he’s not a very sexual person, but when he does have the desire to sleep with you, he actually apologizes. “Sorry..i know i don’t have much to look at…” he doesn’t understand that it actually drive you crazy.

5-6 inches is the perfect length to make you reach your peak and his all those spots inside of you.

plus it makes it a bit easier to give head. it’s so fun to watch him fall apart when you take him down your throat. and when you finally convince him to let you peg him, it’s so easy to just wrap your hand around his cock and stroke him off. it’s also cute to watch it move with your thrusts.

but what he may lack in size, he makes up for in skill. Gaara is excellent with his hands and mouth, trust.

kankuro

like kiba, kankuro brags about his size. and he’s big…trust he’s big. he probably put his face paint on it too ngl…

he’s packing 9-10 inches, and girth. he wears it like a badge of honor.

he’ll smirk at your from across the room, legs spread and bulge showing loud and proud. honestly, when he’s not wearing his black cloak, he has a natural bulge that’s always showing simply just from how big he is.

kankuro knows how to use it too, and he’s a bully about it. he never stretches you enough, he liked the resistance he gets. and he especially loves when he finally bottoms out. your legs are all shaky and there’s tears down your face…and most of the time you cum simply just from that. it drives him insane.

and the dirty talk would be crazy too. “Aww…is my cock too big for you?” he’d laugh anytime you’d go incoherent or sob. “You all cock drunk, baby doll?”

teasing wouldn’t even get to him because he’s too smug about his size.

sai

ok i know damn well hes hiding a monster idc.

9-10 inches, thick, veiny, and curved.

sai had never thought about dick size being important, though he does like to tease naruto about it because it makes him mad. if someone teases him about his dick being small he’ll just look confused. “Well i know for a fact im much larger than you…” he’d expose them immediately on accident lmao.

sai reads a lot of information before sleeping with you. his movements may not be natural but he knows what he’s doing. he prepares you until it feels right, then he push inside of you. the second he feels how tight you are he simply loses composure and forgets everything he’s read.

after realizing how big he actually is, he will brag a little, but only around naruto to rage bait him.

Turn ons:

Praise – Gaara is very insecure about his talents in bed. He was a virgin when you mated, so he’s worried about disappointing you. So praise just helps him feels so much more confident and relaxed. Tell him how good he’s being, how proud you are of him, how beautiful he is. He feels so special under that sort of attention. With a little more confidence, Gaara can focus on enjoying the sensations.

Body worship – He likes when you kiss him all over and tell him how beautiful he is, but he also gets a little embarrassed if you focus on him too much. His favourite thing is to worship you. His face is very red every time he tries this, but he just feels so coy and sexy when he kisses and nuzzles you all over. The way you look at him when he does this riles him up. (he kinda likes worshipping your cock, but shh, he gets too embarrassed to admit that.)

Vanilla sex – Nothing is as enjoyable for Gaara as sex fuelled by love. He’s not a particularly kinky person in general.

Creampies – It feels… intimate when you cum inside him. He doesn’t really have a breeding kink; he just likes the feeling and the intimacy. However, as much as he enjoys it in the moment, he gets very embarrassed when it leaks out of him. Clean up makes him quite embarrassed.

Receiving blowjobs – Gaara is very sensitive. When you go down on him, he can’t do anything but writhe on the bed and take whatever you give him. It’s very intense for him, but he also loves it. It’s particularly helpful for taking the edge off when he’s in heat.

Turn offs:

Degradation – He will be very upset if you ever call him mean names or tease him too harshly. He wants you to love him, not abuse him. He can’t understand why some people like that.

Any aggressive kinks – Anything rough he can’t stand. He doesn’t want to be manhandled, or hit, even biting can make him uncomfortable if it’s too aggressive or frequent. He really, really doesn’t like it you pull his hair. His scalp is very sensitive but not in a good way, it just hurts him.

Roleplay – He would find it waaaay too embarrassing. So embarrassing, that he wouldn’t feel any pleasure.

Bathroom control – He doesn’t know this is a thing, but if you tell him he is very confused. He doesn’t want to question other people’s tastes, but this isn’t for him at all.

Sex anywhere but his bed/nest – Sex for him is always a fairly long, romantic affair. He wouldn’t ever have a quickie and would rather die than have sex in public. He doesn’t even like having sex on sofas. He’s too worried that one of his siblings will drop by suddenly, or he won’t be able to enjoy himself because there isn’t enough space. He likes having sex in bed, or in his nest when he’s in heat.