#suashi

*mr. rogers voice* “i’m the reaper”

we'll form a squad to bat away spoilers with foam noodles, it'll be great

seraphrobotics replied to your post “guess who has p5? not me”

same, but am actually frequenting the tags in hopes of more coherent spoilers

two kinds of people :| (saints and sinners)

@knifefightexpert replied to your post “guess who has p5? not me”

same. why am I so poor

i wish money grew on trees. sobs.

@posona replied to your post “guess who has p5? not me”

:( I was just about to start it. I don't usually get real spoilery while I'm playing games but I'll make sure to tag #p5spoilers

“Who’s in charge of that?” asked Aoife Mahsa. 

There was a small crowd gathering by the docks at Aleport, and they were dropping coins into a battered sunhat. Hanging above the crowd between a streetlamp and a stepladder was a banner reading “VOLUNTEERS FOR THE FIRST EXPEDITION OF S.S. ULTRA MEGA TURBO DEEP SEA EXPLORER 2: WARE THE GIANT CANNON YE DENIZENS OF THE ABYSS! 50 GIL PER PERSON! FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!”

“Me, myself, and I,” answered Yun. 

There, moored to the docks, was a round yellow submarine with a hatch, a single porthole, a periscope, and a Bertha cannon causing the whole thing to slightly tip. Aoife burst out laughing as the periscope wobbled and fell off the submarine into the water. L’lakshai, the head technician and lead engineer, stopped painting the submarine’s long name onto the side and cast a fishing line in to reel the periscope back up. 

“I think you should add another five exclamation marks in the name,” said Yun. “You know. For emp-ha-sis.”

“Go bugger yourself. We’re nearly out of glow in the dark paint,” L’lakshai snapped.

“Glow in the dark? So are you going underwater to visit Leviathan?” said Aoife. “I think I might come along for that! But only if I get to fire the cannon.”

“Not exactly. This is a tactical vessel,” said Yun.

“A what now?”

Yun cleared her throat and began to explain as L’lakshai fixed the periscope back onto the submarine. “I intend to return to Othard soon. The situation there has begun to escalate for reasons I do not fully know or particularly care about, but I must prepare some way to ferry my tribesmen across the sea to Eorzea. If I used a boat, the imperials will blast us to bits, so we will go underwater with a submarine. Genius, no?”

Aoife snickered. “That sounds bloody stupid. So, do I get in through the hatch here?”

“Get to the back of the line.”

As Aoife walked off sulking, the first ten people piled into the submarine. L’lakshai slipped in to sail it, Yun closed the hatch after them, and the passengers began to mess with the Bertha cannon at once, swinging it in circles using the steering wheel within the vessel. Then Yun whistled for everyone’s attention.

“Behold! The first voyage of the S.S. Turbo Explorer or whatever begins now! They will return in fifteen minutes having witnessed the wonders of the sea from up close!”

Yun untied the rope and the submarine gurgled to life. The propellers spun frantically, and soon it began to sail away from the docks. The crowd cheered and shouted as it sank with a burst of bubbles. 

They waited, and waited, and waited. Two hours later, a periscope floated to the surface.

lou I keep wanting to ask but what is multiloot

OK so there is this map in gw2′s expansion that has a meta event going every 2 hours, and this event has an eploit that has been pretty popular for like a year or so

once the meta event is successful you have access to the underground of some city where you can loot a bunch of chests

people join a squad (50 ppl max) and split into subgroups, each subgroup takes care of a map’s event and at the end of the event, people switch from one successful map to another so that they can loot 10 maps’ chests

among other things it caused a specific item‘s price to just drop massively and now it’s finally going away and i will be able to sell all my stacks of it

um do you have an alternative to channeling my inner shiki then??