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[ drafts – 4:52 a.m. ]: i’m happy for you. of course i am, you’re like, one of my best friends or whatever. i just can’t shake the feeling that you’re not supposed to be with her. it’s stupid. i don’t know what that means. i also don’t know why when i see you together i feel like there’s an empty feeling in the pit of my stomach. maybe i’ve got a future in divination. 

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[ sent – 6:30 p.m. ]: so i’m walking down the halls being innocent and harmless, as per usual and filch sentences me to late night chalkboard cleaning duties.[ sent – 6:32 p.m. ]: totally out of the blue.[ sent – 6:33 p.m. ]: entirely unjustified.[ sent – 6:36 p.m. ]: for the record, yes i did study for that quiz and no that parchment tested for invisible ink was not mine. [ sent – 6:40 p.m. ]: long story short i’ll be late for practice okay great chat you’re amazing bye

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[ sent – 11:52 p.m. ]: THE WEIRD SISTERS ARE PERFORMING IN LONDON[ sent – 11:52 p.m. ]: LITERALLY OVER CHRISTMAS BREAK[ sent – 11:52 p.m. ]: IF YOU CARE FOR ME AT ALL YOU WILL GO WITH ME TO THIS CONCERT I SWEAR TO MERLIN STURG I CANT MISS THIS

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[  sent  →   11:56  pm  ]     WHERE U AT     ??     

[  sent  →   11:56  pm  ]     bITCH

[  sent  →   11:56  pm  ]     w E  finna  fighttt     ? 

[  sent  →   11:57  pm  ]     JK  BITCH  FOUND  U

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[  sent  →   9:42  pm  ]     I  dunno  man    .     Sometimes  I  feel  like  I’m  going  nowhere  fast      .     I  don’t  wanna  be  a  fuck  up  forever    ,    you  know      ?     

[  sent  →   9:42  pm  ]     But  maybe  that’s  what  I  get    .  

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[ sent — 5:02pm ] : hey hey im running late to your practice :((([ sent — 5:05pm ] : you are not gonna BELIEVE what i just had to deal with[ sent — 5:06m ] : starts with mei ends with chang

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[ sent — 10:15am ] : omg omg listen!![ sent — 10:16am ] : madam pomfrey’s gonna put in a good word for me at st. mungo’s[ sent — 10:16am ] : remember how i was telling you i wanted to be a healer??[ sent — 10:18am ] : well it might really happen. just have to keep my greats tip-top[ sent — 10:22am ] : pls dont tell anyone. alastor already said it was a stupid idea, he can be such a prick sometimes.

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[ drafted – 10:12 p.m. ] : i know this may seem a little unprecedented, but i enjoyed our conversation the other day. very much so, in fact, that i was wondering if i might pick your brain again? perhaps over tea? i’m not sure what else you might drink. i apologize, i don’t have any alcohol. 

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[ sent – 3:11 p.m. ] : hello, sturgis? it’s narcissa black. i hope you don’t mind, but i asked for your number from your rather colorful bandmate. 

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[ sent – 6:45 p.m. ] : i cleared out my schedule! i will be at your next show. please don’t tell anyone. 

[ sent – 6:46 p.m. ] : i’ll be disguised as an elderly british man with a horrendous haircut. 

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[ sent – 7:34 p.m. ]: sorry about the broken fist debacle of last friday. i know i’m frustrating as fuck and i appreciate your patient level of crazy. 

[ sent – 7:34 p.m. ]: crazy level of patience. 

[ sent – 7:35 p.m. ]: both work.

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[ sent – 8:34 p.m. ]: just got recognized by a sexy milf outside of the hog’s head. there’s a joke in there somewhere about my hog getting a head, but the REAL moral of the story is … free booze. 

[ sent – 8:34 p.m. ]: i’m bringing some back! prepare to write songs under the influence. because fuck all knows we can’t do it sober. 

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[ sent – 9:34 p.m. ]: so do you and amora fuck or what?