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I need that bed. Why? Because I need it. Why? Because if someone were to break in here in the middle of the night wanting to murder us, they would attack this bed first. So I need this bed.

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HESTIA.
❛ moody alcoholic ? ah, so that’s what this is called. ❜ there was a certain bite to her tone, considering their night spent together during winter break. she was regretting it bitterly, especially after he had brought it up in the conversation. ❛ keep talking like that, and i’ll revoke the invitation. ❜ a poor threat on her part, but she kept a serious look about her. of all the people in the entire school to lose her virginity to, and this is who she decided to sleep with. what a mess she had made for herself.
CARADOC.
❛ Might be smarter if ya did . ❜ The boy smirked at that , the skin of his lips stretched thinly over his teeth . She was certainly different . Definitely a fire in her eyes . ❛ Alright , hand it over . ❜ He motioned for the booze as he took a place next to her , his gaze focused on the night sky as he did so .
⁇ ♀ ツ
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[ sent → 11:56 pm ] WHERE U AT ??
[ sent → 11:56 pm ] bITCH
[ sent → 11:56 pm ] w E finna fighttt ?
[ sent → 11:57 pm ] JK BITCH FOUND U
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.
[ sent → 9:42 pm ] I dunno man . Sometimes I feel like I’m going nowhere fast . I don’t wanna be a fuck up forever , you know ?
[ sent → 9:42 pm ] But maybe that’s what I get .
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
[ sent → 11:06 am ] Guess who just bought himself the greatest Christmas gift of all time ? This is the most beautiful guitar I’ve ever seen . It was super expensive . I’m terrible with money and super poor now . Come check it out !
⁇ ✘ ø ( doc )
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
[ jasper → caradoc, 2:26am ] : ur rlly hot. hmu if ur dowjn cardacoc
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
[ jasper → caradoc, 8:40pm ] : next time you push past me in the hall i’m breaking your fucking arm
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
[ jasper → caradoc, 3:47am ] : how do they make the ceiling in the great hall look like that?

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HESTIA.
ever since coming back her mind had been reeling over the recent deaths. they were so soon after her own brother’s demise, she felt as if the same thing was happening all over again. it was all hestia could think about now as she sat on the astronomy tower, drink in hand. she hadn’t expected anyone else to be joining her, yet she didn’t seem all that surprised either. ❛ care to join me ? it’s pretty dull drinking by myself. ❜
CARADOC.
His lips curved in asymmetry ; a smirk forming as realized that she’d been talking to him . There was no way she knew . After all , the last time she’d asked that . . .
The sad fact of the matter was that Hestia Jones looked better without her clothes on . Maybe he should have told her that ( friendly reminder and all ) . ❛ Look at you , tryin’ to fit in with all those moody alcoholics . Now ya just need a drunken hook-up to really settle in . ❜ Tilting his head to the side , he adopted a false look of confusion . ❛ Wait a minute . ❜
ALENA.
❛ can you believe the professors right now ? it feels as if we’ve barely walked through the door, and i’m being swamped with homework ! i understand N.E.W.T.s are important, but can’t we at least breathe first ? haven’t we been burdened by enough bad news as it is ? ❜
CARADOC.
❛ Then they’d have to admit something was wrong first . We poor bastards’ll drown in fuckin’ essays before that happens . Bet . ❜
MARY.
pretending that everything was okay was mary’s specialty. even, perhaps especially, when everything was very far from okay. the safety of the world she had grown to call home was crumbling around her, she had never been lying to her parents more, she in love with a boy who not only didn’t like her back but was apparently a werewolf now, everyone was frightened and miserable, and on top of all that, january was her least favourite month. nothing happened in january. it was freezing, and boring, and sad. especially when one had just come from two weeks in italy. the only solution mary could think of ? face masks. which was why she was now sitting cross-legged on the floor of the prefect bathroom with a mirror, diligently applying a sludgy sort of mixture to her cheeks. technically she wasn’t supposed to be here, but it had been all too easy to worm the password out of a passably cute hufflepuff prefect. “ — if you’re staying, you’re joining me, ” she informed the person who’d just opened the door behind her, her voice light and cheery. as if nothing were wrong. as if everything were okay. “ — it’s exfoliating. ”
CARADOC.
A slew of quick actions not independent from any other damn day occurred . He cursed , furrowed his brow so dramatically that he temporarily aged twenty years , and ran a hand through his already messy hair . ❛ The fuck . . . ? ❜ Was that what women did in their spare time ? No duration was offered , the confidence in his voice awe-inspiring as he shook his head , dark shoes dragging him toward the stalls . ❛ Nah princess , I gotta shit . But stick ‘round for the show . I hear it’ll be explosive . ❜
$ % ⁇ ( doc )
$ FOR AN ACCIDENTAL TEXT.
[ 9: 43 am ]: hey did you happen to grab my books i left them in h=the classroom.
[ 9: 46 am ]: oops meant to send that to someone else lol
% FOR A CURIOUS TEXT.
[ 11: 57 pm ]: i just wanna know… what this dude has been getting at.
[ 11: 58 pm ]: is he teaching ?? it doesn’t sound like it to me.
⁇ FOR A DRUNK TEXT.
[ 10: 17 pm ]: you knoww… not gonna lie you ‘re cute nd all nd i’d totallyyy tap that.
[ 10: 18 pm]: i ,m just sayin.

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i you had to pick a dude from each house?
❛ That Rufus dude, definitely. Arran Goldstein fucker kinda looks like me. I’d obviously screw Sturgis. I’m a great friend, man. And shit, I’m a teenage boy, so I’ve definitely fucked myself on occasion. Masturbation nation, am I right ? ❜
please never say vaginal hubris ever again
❛ moist vaginal hubris . . . fuckface. ❜
who's your latest fling?
❛ Baddest bitch with vaginal hubris. Ariel Mackay. ❜
what is your deepest desire?
❛ Got three. Music, power, puss. ❜
Incorrect Novum Quotes
Caradoc: I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to, 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

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Incorrect Novum Quotes
Greta: Hope you get run over.
Caradoc: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.
Incorrect Novum Quotes
Hestia crying over the death of her brother: What could be more painful than this??
Caradoc under his breath: Earphones with only one side working.