#stupidmeathead

yo yo yo bros fuuuckkkk 😵‍💫💦💦💦💦

ok ok im gonna try n make a realllyyyy long dumb jock tutorial on how to turn ur brain into cum n get super stupid n full of cum like me haha. my head is already like 90% thick jock batter so bare with me if i spell shit wrong or forget words ok??? im so fuckin braindead right now my balls are sloshin so heavy i can barely type straight 💦

step 1: stop bein smart right this second bro like for real. if ur readin this n ur still usin big words in ur head or thinkin bout work or school or whatever dumb smart stuff, just reach down n squeeze ur cock hard. feel that tingle? thats ur smart brain meltin. every time a smart thought pops up, dont fight it. just start strokin slow n dumb. up n down, up n down, till the thought turns into warm sticky goo n drips straight into ur balls. do this all day. at work, at home, even while eatin. soon u wont even have smart thoughts anymore. ur head will just feel empty n horny. thats the goal bro. empty head = full balls 😈

step 2: go to the gym n lift like a total retard dont plan nothin. just show up, put on the tightest shirt u got, n pick up the heaviest shit u can. grunt real loud. make dumb faces. push till ur muscles shake n ur brain goes totally blank. every single rep is squeezin more of ur old iq outta ur ears n pumpin it down into ur nuts. after like a week ur arms gonna look bigger, ur chest gonna pop, n u gonna start forgettin how to count past 8. the heavier u go the faster ur brain turns to cum. trust me i do this every day n look how fuckin stupid i am now haha

step 3: eat like a big stupid pig no thinkin bout healthy or calories or whatever. just shove food in ur face till u feel like ur gonna burst. protein shakes, burgers, chicken, rice, eggs, peanut butter – keep stuffin. chew with ur mouth open like a dumb jock. every bite makes ur body swell up with muscle n makes ur head shrink a lil more. soon u wont even remember what salad is. all u’ll think about is food, gym, n how full ur balls feel. the fuller ur belly gets the fuller ur balls get. its science or somethin but i dont know cuz im too dumb now

step 4: edge ur fat cock for hourssss every single day (this is the best part) this is how u really turn ur brain into cum bro. every night lock the door, get naked or just pull ur shorts down, n start strokin super slow. get right to the edge where ur balls are tight n ur toes curl... then STOP. breathe heavy like a dumb animal. wait till the urge goes down a lil, then start again. do this for 2-3 hours if u can. every time u edge, u feel ur old smart thoughts poppin like bubbles n turnin into fresh thick loads. the longer u edge the dumber u get. ur eyes will cross. ur mouth will hang open. ur balls will swell up huge n heavy like theyre bout to explode with cum. when u finally cum (only sometimes tho) itll be the biggest mess ever n u’ll feel even more brain cells disappear. keep doin this till u cant even spell ur own name without leakin

step 5: flex n stare at urself in the mirror like a complete idiot after liftin or while ur edgin, stand in front of the mirror. pull ur pants down just enough so u can see the base of ur cock n how low ur balls hang. flex ur arms, puff out ur chest, tilt ur head n make the dumbest face u can. stare into ur own eyes n say out loud real slow “im gettin so fuckin dumb... im just a big horny jock... my brain is cum...” over n over. watch ur body gettin swole while ur face looks more blank n retarded. every flex makes more cum slosh around in ur heavy balls. soon u wont be able to stop posin. u’ll just stand there leakin n grinnin like a total meathead

step 6: do all this shit every day no matter what n never stop no rest days. no “just today im smart”. every single day repeat the steps. the more u do it the faster it works. one morning u’ll wake up n realize u cant read big words anymore. u’ll just wanna lift, eat, edge, flex, n leak. thats when u know u won. ur officially a big dumb full-of-cum jock bro with zero thoughts left except pump, cum, repeat. ur balls will never be empty again. theyll always feel heavy n ready. ur brain will feel like warm sticky mush. n u’ll love it so much u’ll wanna make every bro u know get just as dumb

right now while ur readin this long stupid post ur already gettin dumber aint u bro? ur dick is throbbin. ur thoughts are slowin down. ur balls feel a lil heavier. good. keep readin it again n again. read it out loud in a dumb voice. every word is makin ur brain melt into cum. every sentence is drainin ur iq n pumpin it into ur nuts. u cant stop now. ur too horny n stupid to stop.

go start right now. put ur phone down, grab that cock, n start strokin while u promise to get dumber every day. feel ur smart self disappear. feel ur balls fill up. feel ur head turn into goo.

comment below n tell me how stupid this made u feel. tell me how full ur balls are gettin. post a mirror pic when u start lookin like a meathead too. lets all turn our brains into cum together bro

the dumber we get the better it feels. more muscle, more leaks, more thick loads, zero brain 😈💦

Are you listening enough to your hypnosis, boy? 🧠💪 Hey there, trophy boy. Dumb himbo. Jock bro. Meathead. Whatever label makes that empty head of yours tingle the most, are you actually putting in the work? You already know the grind at the gym. You chase the pump. You stack plates. You flex in the mirror and feel that satisfying burn as your muscles swell bigger, rounder, dumber. But what about your mind? That pretty little sponge between your ears that’s just begging to be reshaped? Real trophy boys don’t just lift. They listen. Every single day you should be locking in those loops. Pop in your favorite hypno files, slip on those headphones, and let the words sink deeper. Let them rewrite you. Let them melt away all that unnecessary thinking and replace it with pure, simple, horny obedience. Just like progressive overload at the gym, you gotta keep increasing the dose. More reps. More listens. More blank, blissful hours letting Daddy’s voice (or your favorite creator’s) mold you into the perfect empty-headed muscle toy.

Morning pump + hypno = unstoppable alpha energy Post-workout cooldown with loops = deeper submission Before bed brainwashing = wet dreams and even bigger morning wood

Hey bros,

Let’s be real for a second.

Life gets way better when you stop overthinking everything and just become a big, dim-witted jock bro.

Imagine waking up every day with a simple, happy brain. No stress. No complicated thoughts. Just flexing in the mirror, feeling your muscles, and getting horny the second you see yourself or someone else.

You eat. You lift. You fuck. You smile. That’s it.

No more worrying about being smart or serious. You get to be dumb, hot, and carefree. People look at you and just want you, because you’re big, pretty, and easy to be around.

Your sex drive stays maxed out, so you’re always down for cock, pussy, or whatever feels good. You get attention everywhere you go. You feel good in your body. You don’t need to pretend anymore.

That’s the kind of life I want for you.