I know we need to be gentle with #Melania, after all, she just discovered she’s been #golddigging in an empty mine for years and years, not to mention the shock of finding out her #prenup is in reality an #iou... can you just IMAGINE discovering you slept with that greasy waste of orange flesh for NO REASON for years? #studygirls #studyhard Anyway, I do hope she recovers in time to put up the #fuckingchristmasdecorations in #trumpsgoldplatedwhitehouse and they don’t break #tradition of being #tackyascanbe #tackyfest After all, that’s all we pagans care about. #yayitsxmas #ohwait (at Cachagua) https://www.instagram.com/p/CGXFKAksIpqsoCLadmgAM2jiWBjReUgXWqe5Xs0/?igshid=xd7cea0896op