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ANNCR: Have You Ever Chipped Your Tooth on a Glass Bottle?

COLLEGE STUDENT: Well here’s an affordable insurance plan for your freshly bonded, and quite expensive, tooth. The Contigo AUTOSPOUT 20oz Straw Ashland Water Bottle is a lightweight, glass water bottle with a soft rubber spout-to prevent any further damages to those pearly whites.

ANNCR: We’ve Got Your Teeth Covered.

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Girl chips her tooth on a beer bottle and has to scrounge up half a years pay to pay for a tooth bonding. When she finally gets her tooth fixed it shows her drinking at a party from a plastic cup looking sad. 

Camera pans to someone drinking out of a bottle with sorority letters on it and it gives her an idea to go to Target to get a cute bottle to drink out of so she doesn't look lame.

Cuts to her at target holding a few cute plastic bottles with flowers and “cheers” on it, until she comes to the contigo AUTOSPOUT 20 oz Straw Ashland Glass Water Bottle. She takes one look at the soft rubber spout and immediately drops the plastic bottles. 

Cut o her at a party pouring a beer into the Contigo AUTOSPOUT

ANNCR: Brown, (Put the Dishes Away, Make the Kids Lunches), ‘N Serve!

MOTHER:  In this fast paced world it is hard to live in the present; we spend our nights planning and preparing for the next morning, and we are constantly thinking about what the future will bring. During the 5 minutes it takes for Brown ‘N Serve Sausage to cook, you can tidy up the kitchen- instead of coming home after a long day of work, to a pile of dishes. Or make the kids lunches fresh in the morning-instead of the night before and coming home after a long day of work, to your children complaining about their soggy bread.

Pregame With Alt-J 

ANNCR: New Years Eve planning takes months, so why do we wait all day to start the celebrations? Alt-J understands your anticipation and they will be hosting and performing at, our first ever ‘Pregame with Alt-J’ at the Red Rocks Amphitheater. The concert starts at 4pm, but the bar opens at 3pm.

DONUT-JOE NEWMAN: Our motto is, the good times rise as the sun sets. Hi I’m Joe Newman, lead singer of Alt-J. One of my New Year’s resolution is to give something other than my art to society; that is why Signature Brew will make their US debut by sponsoring Pregame with Alt-J. They will be donating their proceeds to hunger relief and youth empowerment efforts made by our friends at Conscious Alliance. So drink up! The only thing you need to remember is that your money went to a good cause.

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