#stuckinuniformdevelopment

Teddy texted Mike shortly after he left Gaap and the horrible hairless pet he accidentally gave him.

[text] Reverend Miriam is still avoiding Gaap, isn’t she?

[text] Uh, yeah. She avoids everyone.

Would you like advice on being funny?

[text] I love how you’re always learning things.

[text] Sorry if my anon messages offended you.

[text] I know I’m a hypocrite.

[text] Ah that was you? No no no it is okay.

[text] I deeply apologize for ruining your birthday with a poorly thought out gift.

[text] Would you like a book?

[text] I can bring you to a bookshop to pick one.

Would you be interested in participating in a longitudinal study on the CAPT Project’s current working prototypes?

@stuckinuniformdevelopment

Teddy immediately whirled around at the sound of lasers whizzing by and rushed back into the lab while pulling Judith along by the wrist. Then he continued to run until they were able to duck behind a corner and got his holographic Skullship map up on his phone to search for an alternative route. In his haste, the fate of their brother went unheeded. (Not that he cared about that dick anyways.)

@detective-fez

Judith yelped once she saw the firearm in this strangers’ hands. She reached for Teddy, but he had already gotten a firm grip on her, and she ran along with him to hide in a corner. In her haste, she had left the only blood relation she knew of to die. The thought snapped her out of her panic, and she went for her labcoat. They took a deep breath, struggling to think of a plan as she unbuttoned her jacket, taking out EFFI, her lifes work. She cocked her blaster and peered out of the corner to her horror, her brother was in a heap of trouble. Fez wordlessly tightened his fists, anger bleeding. He knew in his own mind that his sickened morals needed him to be brave instead of a narcissistic coward. He ducked underfire and sprinted to take down Amy by tackling her.

Seeing Bowtie abscond with the other nerd snapped Amy out of her trigger-happy shooting, which unfortunately made her keenly aware of the detective charging at her. As a knee-jerk reaction, she shot at him, hitting him in the shoulder. 

Amy wasn’t done with Fez yet. Once he was down, she bolted over and clutched her arm around his head in a lock, roughly lifted him up and started dragging him toward the science wing door, all while keeping a firm grip on her blaster.

How can I join the art club?

@necromancer-gaap

Gaap nods and takes it back, slipping it into his bag again. “Sounds like a plan, it’ll be a nice project trying to figure it out.” he says. “And yeah, I’ll be sure to ask her when we both have the time.”

@bishop-percival

Mike nodded, then opened the door for the two to leave. Once they were out, he took care to lock it back up. “Well, I think that was everything important to show you,” he said as he moseyed down the hall. But he paused in his tracks, hearing some chatting coming from Percival’s chamber. “Actually, this here is Bishop Percival’s personal ritual chamber, and there are scome members working on a project in there that you could meet.” Mike knocked on the door first, deciding not to barge in when the group inside were working on such an important—and possibly dangerous—machine. “Excuse me, Tris? Reverend Mike here, I have a new recruit I would like to introduce.”

Professor Trismegistus perked up at the sound of their mate Mike calling their name. They shouted an, “Okey-dokey!” before rushing to the door to let him in.

Then they heard about the new recruit. They paused for a moment, slightly jealous that someone skipped the usual initiation process. Yet it was easily overpowered by the potential implications.

Tris threw the door open while waving at both. “Eya mate, wicked excited to meetcha!” They stepped out of the way and bowed at both of them, all while holding the door open with their back.

When Gaap passed Tris they firmly took his hand and gave it a hearty shake. “I’m Professor Trismegistus, genius scientist, paranormal researcher, and student of the occult”

They waited until everyone was fully inside before shutting the door. “So what’s your deal?” Tris asked as they walked back to their workstation next to the portal. “I mean, you gotta be mighty special if Reverend Mike is personally showing you around!”