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How many fezzes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't knowwww
I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically
burnout from not doing anything

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You're the kind of guy who'd wear a tinfoil hat and think it does anything but make you look stupid.
okay
you are the type of guy to wrap yourself in tinfoil to try and conduct electricity
i feel like I'm more of the type to wear a duct tape suit to my next business meeting
By yaoi curse do you mean you can't help but find Theodore irresistibly hot even though you hate him? And you can’t get him out of your mind no matter what you do? That's why you’ve always been on his ass, right? I bet you wanna kiss him so bad it hurts~!
..........WHAAAAAAATTTTTT.........????? you are beyond help
yaoi curse
...Yaoi curse?
I got a curse put on me, I think im more of a homosexual because of it
Fez, that's a blessing.
if that's the case, then i will be blessed with having a gay thought every minute. gay thoughts include: "i wonder if that guy would tie my shoes for me" - that is the age-old gay question, if you didn't know
I did not realize that shoe-tying was gay. For reference: I am gay.
Guess not being able to think of anything but men is a curse afterall.
crap! how do I remove a yaoi curse. what is the quickest way....
... I have looked it up on the interweb, and it turns out i am not cursed, i am a perfectly normal watchdog i am just gay.... I don't think yaoi curse is real, I am just regular cursed
yaoi curse
...Yaoi curse?
I got a curse put on me, I think im more of a homosexual because of it
Fez, that's a blessing.
if that's the case, then i will be blessed with having a gay thought every minute. gay thoughts include: "i wonder if that guy would tie my shoes for me" - that is the age-old gay question, if you didn't know

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yaoi curse
...Yaoi curse?
I got a curse put on me, I think im more of a homosexual because of it
yaoi curse
yaoi is HAPPENING !
@detective-fez
(Previous) Fez made sure the door was completely shut and locked. He held the phone to his head and cleared his throat. “Alive, sucking air.” He replied, his voice now more gravely and hoarse, not like the gentleman’s boisterous tone he once had. “Thanks for calling, I appreciate that.” He mumbled, dragging his Iv stand towards the mirror along with himself. He stared at his reflection for a short while, then rubbed his eye. “Um, so did Walters come in? I’m sure you heard plenty of what happened already from him.” He mumbled, sounding conflicted. On one hand, Walter’s had saved his life. He felt grateful and confused. He had a job to do but he knew in a way that this would get Amy away from Walters, then he’d stake her out and get her locked up, that’s the least he could do. He read back his plan in his head, still needing to figure out exactly how he could execute all of that. Thoroughly mapping it out was his best case scenario. Still… Poor Teddy. “How are you?” He asked Patty suddenly.
“From the right place too.” After a short, awkward pause Patty said, “Sorry. That was insensitive. I’ll hold the quips back.”
Then her office chair creaked as she sat down. “Frankly, I’m stressed. I gotta figure out whether to treat Walters’ custody as witness protection or criminal containment. And he’s not admitting to anything.”
The chair creaked again as Patty quickly sat up. “Oh, but he did tell me that their bishop can teleport and use blood magic.” She paused to bitterly chuckle. “Swell, huh?”
Then she sighed before saying, “Anyways, he did but I wanna hear it from you. It was pretty biased.” Against Detective Fez, that is. Although it wasn’t undeserved.
Fez stiffened at Patty's voice. Her words weren't any better. He rubbed his shoulder and sighed.
"Um, right..." He awkwardly spat out, letting her talk. When she was done, he muttered out. "Well, I'm sorry you're stressed." He replied frankly, sympathetic. He knew what happened, so he kept it brief and tried to keep it unbiased.
"Right, I told Walters that Amy knew... I had evidence against him. Then she turned against me and, without my wishes, went on a hunt for him. Then Walters, Judith, and I were moving out of the laboratory exit... Thing, and Amy ambushed us. Walters took Judith into the corner without me, so I was left out there." He swallowed.
"Then I charged towards her to try and grab her blaster or tackle her, then I got shot, Judith then saved my hide and Walters... Um, by shooting the ground with her project, blaster thing, chemical warfare, which scared Amy away." He sighed.
"Then Walters saved my life by keeping me alive until the EMT came. I owe him a lot." He scratched the back of his neck.
"Anyway, I went back to the scene and found more DNA, cleanup residue. If it comes back as Walters, we'll have some solid evidence he was there during the foul play. Should be here any day now. It turns out somebody uses vents to get around also." He mumbled, scratching his head.
"Hope that gives you some insight." He shrugged, sliding his back down onto the ground and rolling his Iv stand back and forth.
i miss hockey. what is it called when you can't stop thinking about something for months, then it goes away? that was me with hockey

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why are you calling me that..... and waffles, with coffee
Fez was stuck in the ICU, and as glamorous as getting injected with morphine was for his aching shoulder and lung, zero special treatment, and dogs who were in much worse shape than him, didn't leave him with much entertainment other than occasionally staring at his phone from boredom.
When he was instructed to give Heath, his boss, a call about his injury, he dreaded it, but then again she was the only one to actually give him consideration, he was grateful for that eternally, reminding himself to thank her. Yet, it led him to stay silent for a while. He stared at the foam ceiling tiles, and then his expression firmed up.
"Wake up." He mumbled to himself, whipping out his phone and dialing Patty's number.
He got to his feet, snagged his rolling IV stand, and trudged to the one person's men's bathroom, stepping into it as his phone rang. He anxiously waited for her to pick up, wondering what she'd say to him.
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Inspector Heath had spent the last few hours updating now-solved cases using the information Doctor Walters gave her about Amelia Harcourt’s crimes. It was a long, boring, thankless task that didn’t even matter when the Glornch kept her from brining their members it. Yet she stuck to her principles (and got what pleasure she could from closing each case for good.)
Talking to Detective Fez was a good excuse to put a pin in it for now. Once he finally got around to calling she quickly answered with, “So how’re you holding up?”
Fez made sure the door was completely shut and locked. He held the phone to his head and cleared his throat.
"Alive, sucking air." He replied, his voice now more gravely and hoarse, not like the gentleman's boisterous tone he once had.
"Thanks for calling, I appreciate that." He mumbled, dragging his Iv stand towards the mirror along with himself. He stared at his reflection for a short while, then rubbed his eye.
"Um, so did Walters come in? I'm sure you heard plenty of what happened already from him." He mumbled, sounding conflicted.
On one hand, Walter's had saved his life. He felt grateful and confused. He had a job to do but he knew in a way that this would get Amy away from Walters, then he'd stake her out and get her locked up, that's the least he could do. He read back his plan in his head, still needing to figure out exactly how he could execute all of that. Thoroughly mapping it out was his best case scenario.
Still... Poor Teddy.
"How are you?" He asked Patty suddenly.