#straightbu

their ship name is due to Minemanner’s in game name being Straight, but his name he is called by is Minemanner (that’s also his channel name)

I am begging for straightbu thoughts

-🤨 anon

Wemmbu tryna be a nosy lil demon and ending up discovering another fucking secret civilization. Bro def didn't think too much about the people living there (Pangi was wearing CHAIN armor with a stone sword bro), ofc when they start saying that Wemmbu can't leave now coz they are very conservative about their kingdom, Wemmbu BOOKS it (bro literally only had trash items). He thinks he was gonna escape easily, even if he didn't have enough rockets, bro can just glide down.

That idea was out of the window as soon as this Straight(imma just refer to him as Minem here) guy scared the shit outta him.

Meanwhile, Minem is both confused and intrigued by this pretty stranger who's like a slippery flying cat. His competitive streak def ignited ( •̀ ᴖ •́ ) when Wemmbu taunts that he could just get away and Minem wouldn't be able to shoot him. Wemmbu gets shot midair ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ🔪

Minem seeing the pretty trespasser up close finally… Yeah, he doesn’t wanna ban him. He made sure to confiscate his elytra so Wemmy won’t be able to escape that easily. He’s gonna stay here now ദ്ദി(ᵔᗜᵔ) Wemmy keeps ragebaiting Jaron to the point he wants to kill Wemmy and Minem trying to deescalate the situation and just proposing, “I–We should just keep him, tbh.” Ik what you are, Minem. I know what you are. I just don’t have proof. Yet.

Pangi in the background getting a sense of deja vu: ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) gae? 🏳️‍🌈

Then Minem proceeds to say shi like he’ll keep an eye on Wemmy, watch him all day, all night, 24/7 type shi… Yeah, Pangi has seen this film before. 

At start, I’d like to think that Minem was really just interested in Wemmy in a general sense. Like, you can count the population of sky civ with your hands bruh (╥﹏╥) so yeah, the guy yearns to have something new in Sky Civ, and Wemmy quite literally just flew in sooooo…. :3

I think with this kind of set up, we could have a Wemmy who was slowly but gradually interacting more with the other sky people throughout the time he works, especially with Pangi. Then Minem, because he really does actually need to watch wemmy 24/7 because bro keeps trying to escape when any opportunity presents itself! 

But Minemanner brings him to Ash in order to get him indoctrinated or smth. Once Ash sees Wemmbu he remembers that Wemmbu has/had a bad history with Spoke that he could use to his advantage. Along the way Ash learns of(or at the beginning he remembers) Wemmbu’s expertise in red-stone and maybe even his orbital(s) that he used to get rid of the Zampire.

He assigns Minemanner as Wemmbu’s, now Amethyst, bodyguard (at least for right now). Maybe later on Minemanner gets swapped out for Minute due to the value of Amethyst rising, and Minemanner may defect or join the resistance because ‘Wemmbu is his, and his alone.’ So he essentially joins in order to take down the Mafia and have Wemmbu back as ‘his’ once more. Could become super toxic, the other plot lines could still be happening, it’s just that there is now another ingredient added into this suspicious stew.

Minemanner might also, once Wemmbu ‘leaves’ the Mafia, stick by his side in an obsessive and just be supper attached to Wemmbu and always go where Wemmbu goes. However, he doesn’t know about Wemmbu and Ash staying connected, and he is completely gatekeeping the info that Wemmbu is Amethyst.

Wemmbu might keep him around because such behavior was something he was conditioned into not caring about, and he also sees ‘oh, hey, and old Mafia member who’s actually decent at PvP, that’s perfect for when Ash is to rise to power again!!’

(anon hotline?)

-🤨 anon

Day 50 woaw

Aughhhhh I’m sick ,,

"'𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝙷𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝙷𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚊 𝚋𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚎, 𝙸 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚎, 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙰𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗" — JadenBu