Augustus: I can’t explain it beyond. You met at a con, have a heated argument and somehow end up making out hard core against the elevator wall while still in cosplay.

Todd: toxic straight guy who learns to use therapy type lingo, but like later down the line actually unpacks his ‘straight guy misogyny’ and is a really decent and good husband and dad.

Mr. Grubb: I have no explanation beyond ‘he looked into the void and suddenly he could do some cray shit to you in bed’ like go for it sacrifice me to the ancient ones