May 7
I'm currently pecking away at this story that's just not working, and I should probably scrap the whole thing. Except that buried in there is an absolutely superfluous one-line throwaway joke about Ilya Rozanov and getting storrowed [*] and like ... have we considered that if that joke dies, I die?
#it's not even that funny the implied punchline is just that he has a big dick i guess?#but i've already told this joke to the one person in my actual life with enough context to laugh at it so we gotta keep going#something something park that big mack truck right in this little 10' clearance bridge#storrowed#heated rivalry#ilya rozanov
