Apr 7
okay this was fun and I know it sounds backwards: iceland was great can I go back to my shitty american girl life pretty please
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okay this was fun and I know it sounds backwards: iceland was great can I go back to my shitty american girl life pretty please
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no doubt that wind power is very good and we should have more of it everywhere. however it is extremely funny to see electricity prices up to >5 kr/kWh when its windstill and down to negative prices when theres a storm
Raging Dave is here to fuck us up. The wind is so violent it feels like the whole apartment building is about to rip off and take flight Wizard of Oz style. The little forest outside my balcony makes it sound so loud and brutal. Fortunately there's a big gap between the apartment and forest, so if any tree decides to give up I don't think it'll reach us, but we'll see i guess 🥲
For having such a silly name, Storm Dave isn't fuckin about
It's creeking my whole building it's actually scary 🥺
Not normally scared by wind but it sounds wiiiiiiiiild out there!
Anemophobia is ridiculous, what do you mean I want to go to bed but I'm genuinely scared to go outside for the twelve seconds it would take to walk from my office to my house? Because "Storm Dave," the most mild-mannered natural phenomenon in recent memory, is currently mildly buffeting the outside of your rickety shack of an office in a manner that's triggering a primal terror of the elements within you even though you live in a country that doesn't have to worry about actually disasters like hurricanes, tornadoes, or tsunamis, you're literally just gonna cower in fear of The Wind like a neurotic puppy?
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Awright Dave?
Storm Dave is approaching the UK. Reading articles about it, there is the usual uncertainty from experts along with some sensationalist reporting from dickheads.
Take this nugget from ITV:
Now, I'm not the brightest bulb in the fairy lights but 1 in 3 seems to be the opposite of "definitely" unusual. 'Fairly common' feels more apt.
Moving on to the BBC:
This isn't quite false reporting but should qualify as encouraging a pointless endeavour. If you know, you know.
This little snippet from Sky News eased the insomnia a little:
Poor Dave! Perhaps he's loving having a storm named after him. Of course, he could be one of those anti-Jock southerners hoping a few Scottish roofs get blown off, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.
So long as he isn't one of the bellends commenting on a GBeebies article who seem to wish harm upon others:
Alarmingly, it seems geography is not their strongest subject...
Anyway, time to find a different reason to be disappointed in humanity. This insomnia seems to have settled in again so I need the distraction.
Holy shit there's a massive storm raging against like the whole of scotland and ireland rn.
Usually I love the rain but this one of the few storms I've actually been kinda scared of mostly bc I know for a fact it'll get way worse.
there's no way i can take uk weather warnings seriously when they announce Storm Dave like ah watch out Dave's gonna be really windy over the next few days
