#stop whispering

Dear sir, i have a complaint🫤

I cant remember what it issss🤔🤔

Doesnt matter anyway😪

[A] Oh. We're just getting right to it, huh? Okay then. [S] So just straight to a challenge?

[A] Not even 30 seconds in and there is crying. Ugh. [S] There will be so much crying. I'll just start watching again in five minutes. [A] Probably for the best.

[A] Karishma's husband looks like he has no idea how to handle her being emotional.

[S] Noura's sister looks so much like Noura. [A] Oh god there's another Noura.

[A] Janet is adorable. "I've done some things, hun."

[A] They let a 13-year-old on? Neato. Guaranteed to be picked if he doesn't win because who's going to deny a 13-year-old a view at Survivor? [S] I have always wondered why we never saw young children in the loved ones reunion. People always say this miss their kids.

[S] Jeff is awesome.

[A] GO TOMMY AND JANET!

[S] JANET WINS REWARD! YAY!

[S] Now the awkward pick someone. Just let the people who lose a challenge lose. [A] Called it (Dan being picked for family time).

[S] Realistically, if Karishma can make final tribal...does she get any votes? [A] Yes? 

[S] "Loved ones, we don't want to talk strategy." Yes you do.

[A] Karishma, shut up.

[A] Noura, also shut up.

[S] "I'm like the Karishma, but I'm enjoyable to be around." Holy shit Noura, how rude.

[S] It is bothering me that Noura didn't wash off the sand before this rant. 

[A] Noura: "What's it [the immunity idol] look like?" Me: LIKE THAT THING YOU PULLED OUT OF KARISHMA'S BAG AND DISMISSED AS NOTHING.

[S] Of the four, Elaine is who I would want to find the idol. [A] The only person I want to find idols is Janet.

[A] Ace being the broken record here, but I am really tired of endurance immunity challenges. [S] Has every individual immunity challenge been concentration/endurance? [A] Sure feels like it.

[A] Uh, Janet...maybe get that looked at? [S] Eww, Janet. That toe looks gross.

[S] Is Lauren crying during the challenge?

[A] All this focus on Lauren struggling - Elaine's going to drop unexpectedly.

[A] See. Like that.

[A] I don't think Noura has ever read Lord of the Flies.

[A] Or taken a math class.

[S] Stupid whispering during tribal. [A] How is Jeff okay with all this whispering? [S] Seriously, fuck all this whispering. 

[S] LOL Elaine just shoves her head into the meeting.

[A] God damn, Noura. Drop all the facts: "All three of them are going to vote Tommy and Elaine has an idol. There you go."

[S] Noura has no strategy whatsoever. She just says literally whatever is on her mind. I'm sure the producers love it.

[S] Y'all had fucking hours to strategize on the beach. Stop this shit. Lets vote. 

[A] Ya'll just need to get rid of Noura. Easy vote. Done.

[A] Rob: "She screwed herself." PREACH. [S] What Boston Rob said. If anyone screwed Noura it was Noura.