#stoner101

Words for Weed

🌲 Cannibas

🌳 Dope

🌴 Herb

🌱 Ganja

🌿 Reefer

☘️ Maryjane

🍀 Bud

🍃 Grass

🎋 Pot

🌹 Chronic

🌺 Dank

...

And I saw what looked like a tea bag in the drain. I had no idea how it got there, but I figured that High Me must have dropped the tea bag in the bathtub at some point...

There was no tea bag.

Do you know how high you have to be to not only

A) see a non-existent tea bag in the shower

but also

B) Accept that it’s logical and reasonable that a tea bag may have been placed in your bathtub earlier (by you), and that you just forgot about it

...

Limits

Weed VS My prescription pills

One of the main reasons I smoke is to get past the side effects of my antidepressants and mood stabilizer. The medications make me feel constantly full and if I eat, 9/10 times I’d end up with horrible nausea. After smoking, I’m hungry and I have no nausea eating even a full meal. After I’m high I never even feel sick from eating. Occasionally I will have a random manic type state for a day where all day in minute long stages I would go from numb physically and mentally to an almost unexisting outer body, to a sore scalp from gripping my hair and screaming in anger, to sobbing my eyes out, to a giddy upbeat attitude, and back to numb. On days like those, weed has kept me in the world. It made it more manageable and bearable. I could move again.