@stjernefeltĀ / surprise bitch bet you thought youād seen the last of drunk jay
jay crashes into the door when it doesnāt open and he looks at it stunned for a moment, trying to determine if heās that wasted or if the marsā front door is actually locked. all of the above? āamazing,ā he mutters to himself, backs up a few steps to shout at the house.Ā āfinally, augustine mars making moves to stay alive. i take credit!ā thereās a beat of thought and through the haze of tequila, he remembers -- the fuckinā frog. he sniffs, stumbling a bit as he tracks the thing down, rips the key from it and then bounds through the front door. thereās probably an alarm beeping in a drum roll right now, so heās quick to announce himself.Ā ā-- honey, iām home!ā











