for the shipping meme: Crowbar/Stitch? >:3
who is more likely to hurt the other?
- Crowbar is 100% not afraid to use his crowbar on anyone. This extends to Stitch. Luckily Stitch is like, the least annoying out of the whole group, so it happens to him very sparingly
who is emotionally stronger?
- Crowbar. Do you see the shit he has to deal with? Stitch would last maybe like, a day
who is physically stronger?
- Stitch! The Stripes are reliably stronger than the Solids, and Stitch is indeed a Stripe!
who is more likely to break a bone?
- Crowbar. Stitch mostly stays in his tailor’s office during skirmishes, though that certainly doesn’t make him invincible.
who knows best what to say to upset the other?
- Honestly? Both. They’ve both been through so much shit, let these tired old men have peace plz. They wouldn’t really fight much.
who is most likely to apologize first after an argument?
- Neither. “Sorry” isn’t really something that gets said around the mansion.
who treats who’s wounds more often?
- Stitch’s job is literally to patch up other people’s injuries
who is in constant need of comfort?
- Both, like goddamn, but Crowbar needs it more. Does that mean Crowbar will accept comfort from Stitch? Ehhhhhh… Stitch’ll have to wrestle him into it.
who gets more jealous?
- Neither lmao I don’t think Leprechauns even HAVE a concept of monogamy, much less adhere to one
who’s most likely to walk out on the other?
- Equally likely. Again, Lep relationships don’t really have a lot of pressure, which means if the relationship isn’t doing it anymore neither party is gonna be sore if they end up drifting away and/or jigging with other ppl.
who will propose?
- I honestly don’t think either of them would enjoy the concept of marriage.
who has the most difficult parents?
- Does Caliborn count as their dad….
who initiates hand-holding when they’re out in public?
- Neither. They’re a little too old and frumpy for that. Stitch initiates when they’re in private, tho
who hogs the blankets?
- Stitch. Crowbar’s fine with it, he hardly ever sleeps anyway.
who gets more sad?
- Neither really, but if Stitch can coax him into vulnerability Crowbar has a LOT of issues
who is better at cheering the other up?
- Stitch
who’s the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes?
- Crowbar. First time he does it everyone (including him) is surprised.
who is more streetwise?
- Crowbar
who is more wise?
- Crowbar again
who’s the shyest?
- Neither
who boasts about the other more?
- Neither
who sits on who’s lap?
- Crowbar sits on Stitch after losing a bet
