#stheere

ps!Dave:  how can i miss him when he wont go away

ps!Jade:  dave!!

ps!Dave: what

dude literally has like feral packs of birds following me around

busting into my sleeping places leaving notes

im supposed to be the bird person here dude is harshing my deal

ps!Jade:  >:(

ps!Dave: ok fine i miss him sometimes

call me old fashioned but avian stalking details just feel so impersonal

where is the human touch

where is the meaningful eye contact

where is the soul

nm its in the bird i forgot next question

when i was younger the level of stalking was comparable but there were many less feathers involved

also mostly he skipped the stalking and just stared from across the table or the campfire or inn feeding trough or wherevs

sb!Dirk: Well.  In a manner of speaking.

It’s not like it’s unheard of for someone to bond two or three entities that blend nicely into their neural setup; they just usually don’t do it on purpose.  Or quite so... extensively.  So Hal and I are sort of a proof-of-theory.  The theory was it would be a really stupid thing to do.  

...Yeah.

Anyway, you want unusual, look at Sollux.  He managed to bond two shadows, but they’re such different aspects they never really merged.  Or if they did, then his shadow-bro is enacting a very elaborate and dedicated 24/7 duality-kink complete with split personality.  Which, having met Captor, actually sounds surprisingly plausible.  

Long story short, brains are diverse, shadow-host symbioses are going to be just as diverse.  We get geeky over the physics, but we do actually try to remember that there are people attached to all the math and theories.  

ps!Dave:  ha ha ha

no

i mean to be fair to the furmonster he doesnt actually get to be around people other than me and jade much what with the whole secret demon wolf thing

and then i guess theres the devil gifted bird person thing

and jades got her funny little moments

ok guess were all a bit undersocialized these days what can you do

oh but you know what sometimes slick finds people funny in the i wont kill you yet way 

haha yaayyyy ff7!

...and i really have trouble with the whole sinful thing, like, wow. what even counts as sinful anymore. shipping cloud/seph is a good start but really just the very start. there is such a stunning array of noncon possibilities available when one of them mindfucked the other into his personal meat puppet.

also i like the idea that zack and cloud had despair!sex while prisoners together. (before cloud went completely catatonic at least.) i mean dude they were living in those big glass tubes for five years, they totally fucked (and there was totally a scientist or three taking bored notes while they did it, too, probably. :( )

1. name ur politically correct ship that no one ever questions 

Rei Hiroe is my entire aesthetic / otaku life (source: japan-ssdyuk, eBay)

Hi Curlicue! I found this HUGE bug on the way back from work, just chilling on a tree trunk right next to a suuuuper busy footpath. Any idea what it is? It was about as long as my hand!

(I hope the image goes through, trying this from mobile =S)

whaaaat is that.  I really wish I could see more detail on the head; it looks like a couple different things mashed together.

Okay, having now consulted with 9 other entomologists, the consensus is mayyybe a just-molted cicada (the wings are rlly odd for a cicada tho, and the abdomen is a bit extended), but perhaps more likely some sort of moth, such as Cossidae, which are large and are somewhat cicada-like in body shape.  The wings still look pretty short to me, but maybe if they were extended out towards the side that is an illusion of the camera angle.

… i feel like i should direct the second one at adiduck. hm. will consult.