#steve:

Steve is mad at Hopper for pursuing a relationship with the mom of the guy that his girlfriend cheated with (Hopper doesn’t know this. Steve didn’t tell him). Since Hopper is pissing Steve off, Steve is going to piss him off and he knows just the way.

“Munson!”

Eddie has just barely sat down, has barely opened his mouth to speak when Steve shouts his name. Eddie looks and Steve is walking over to the Hellfire table and -

“What did you do?!” Jeff asks at the same time Gareth questions, “Are you going to get beat up??”

Eddie doesn’t even have time to roll his eyes at them before Steve is up in his space, looking at him like he expects him to read his mind, “What?”

“You’re queer, right?”

That’s not a question you fucking ask in the middle of the goddamn cafeteria and Eddie hisses that sentiment at Steve. He rolls his eyes, “Are you or not?”

“What’s it matter to you?”

“You are, good,” Steve nods. “Wanna come over after school and make out?”

Eddie asks, “…What?”

Hellfire asks, “…What?”

Steve rolls his eyes like it’s annoying to have to explain shit, “I’m trying to piss off my dad. You in or not?”

Eddie’s in.

He’s so in. He’s in Steve’s bed, actually. With the door shut and music on. With Steve pushing his hands down lower on his hips and telling him to give him a hickey.

It’s great.

Eddie’s in heaven and then the chief of police walks into the room, and turns out.

However cool a character is, they will never be as cool as Matt Murdock hijacking’s Captain America’s shield and using it better than Captain America, while FIGHTING CAPTAIN AMERICA.

heather: thanks babe!

steve:

robin:

steve: hey robin your-

Lady villager: Hello

Hero:

Lady villager: Can I help you with anything?

Hero:

Lady Villager: Sir?

Hero:

Hero:

Hero:

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