#steve hcs

BUCKY

specifically is drawn to terrors. i cannot help but imagine him w a chihuahua or pom. imagine bucky just walking around with a little ball of hell in his arm. he’s half asleep. they both just woke up at the same time but from the minute her eyes open she is ready to go. he pours his cereal w little feral teeth chewing on his tiddie

that one dog that will scream up hell whenever you walk by? you know the one? she melts into a soft little puddle with him. she will sit on his shoulder, on his head, sprawled in his lap.

it isn’t that he chooses chaos incarnate in dogs... but..look at that face... look at her wild eyes. what If no one adopts her? being loud is no reason to be alone! sometimes when she barks so much at nothing he screams back. or he says. honey i hear it but there’s no one there!!it’s okay. I love you—there’s no in between

there is something to be said...we are all thinking it. Bucky does not like at all to hear a dog or any creature referred to as a monster. there is no irredeemable animal. in some alternate timeline, bucky rehabs fight dogs.

does he care about training? yes. in as far as it matters for the dogs health and behavior and such. he has a voice^tm. she knows when it’s time to listen and time to stop. she knows when to go quiet. for their safety she has to. she is trained in ways that are necessary...

...but he will not try to make his little hurricane docile or extra calm in her day to day temperament, he would rather laugh at her trying to bite through metal when his arm shifts

STEVE

he is... the humble and righteous pet owner. easy “alpha” so to speak. the sort of guy that gets instant respect from animals and trains them well. you’ve given that one rottie treats for five years straight? unimportant. he would rather run around with Steve until the sun sets after meeting him ONCE

I really don’t know much about dogs but I could totally see him with one of those herding breeds, a breed that requires a lot of stimulation and mental challenge. his dog goes on runs, would fetch the paper, does tricks and the works

in some alternate timeline, Steve has a farm and wakes to do farm chores w his little son. there’s an agility course Steve built by hand the length of his land, and baby mushes into a pile of tenderness seeking belly rubs when Steve gets proud at the end

steve has ENTIRE conversations with him. you’ll wake up from a nap and wonder who the HELL is he talking to. the dog. “are you kidding me buddy? every time I come to the fridge you know you can’t look at me like you’ve never eaten in your life. im serious!”—

steve is the kind that had a strict no dogs in the bed rule, but two weeks in had no pillow to his name and a tail wrapped around his neck in the night. he starts old fashioned. he’s the kind to even say... yes we need a dog for security purposes and such...yes very practical but it’s just a dog. you beg him for the dog but overnight he ends up being Steve’s angel, following each time he goes outside

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Chaotic Steve is indeed the best Steve.

There is something about being chaotically good (and occasionally chaotic just to be chaotic) the just makes my soul vibrate.

My fave chaotic Steve scenario would def have to be a friend/roommates to lovers where he actively is shitting on anyone you date because hes Captain motherfucking America and no one wants to even try to challenge him.

Like just picture this:

Steve telling them, pretending to be you, that the date/time/place of the date changed.

Or you bring someone home and he makes his prescence very well known.

Most days Steve will keep to himself, stay in his room or studio or office, but not tonight.

Nope hes watching tv in the living room, or cooking food that smells too good to ignore and constantly asking you to taste.

Knowing you're bringing some guy you've been seeing back to the apartment and deciding to give you a gift

Gifts from steve aren't odd or rare, he likes to buy you knick knacks

But this is a pretty gold dainty necklace with your birthstone

Queue that overly romantic scene of him putting it on you

Hed whisper something stupid or cheesy in your ear to make you giggle

Like "scrawny me would have choked when he saw the price" or just make a weird noise just to make you laugh cause that's what steve does

And your poor date

He would be sitting there so uncomfy cause this god of a man is making it preeettttyyy clear he can treat you better

But then theres also chaotic Steve who gets into an argument with tony and walks into a bar and pays off everyone's tab with Tony's card

Or donates 250,000 to planned parenthood in Tony's name

And Tony's like, dude nice charitywork but RUN THAT BY ME NEXT TIME

And Steve's just *should shrug* "run it by me next time you make a team decision"

Steve would have rearrange things, or move everything a half an inch off to fuck with your head doing a prank war

Bucky telling him "nothing's changed since 1940, huh? You still got all the stupid" or "this is the next step in the evolution of picking alley fights with bullys"

God I could go ON about Chaotic Steve

listen

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rogers is not the type of dom to fuck around. similar to natasha, he wants total and utter obedience inside the bedroom. unlike her, though, he’s a little colder. likes less toys and uses his hands more. he’s a total sadist, and will bend you over his knee just to hear you screech. 

Ok so I think I’ll mix these two together since they’re basically the same thing, but I won’t make it romantic or anything just friendship stuff

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•Sad Steve Hcs•

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•Steve is a walking mental breakdown waiting to happen

•he doesn’t really cry, he kinda just holds everything in

•so when he thinks he ok, he most definitely is not

•always lost in thought when sad, just zones out until someone talks to him

•Soda knows he holds in everything, and when he says he’s fine, he’s not

•so Soda will bother him until he fesses up

•”hey”

“What soda?”

“What’s wrong?”

“You asked me that like a minute ago, I said nothing”

“Oh, Stevie my boy, I can do this all day, so try me,”

“Soda my boy, I’m a very stubborn person so you’re going to have to try your hardest,”

“Hey,”

“What?”

“Are you okay?”

“nO iM nOt OkaY, eVeryOnE iS suCh a suCker,”

•yeah Soda doesn’t even have to try hard for Steve to talk to him

•so Soda just makes stupid jokes, or will say one of their inside jokes and they both bust up laughing

•it’s great

•Steve just gives a brief story of what happened and Soda just listens like a therapist

•BETTER THAT A THERAPIST

•Soda is a very great listener, also great with advice

•he’s the type of person to give great advice to other people but can’t help himself if he even tried

•Soda talks with Steve about his issues, cry together for about 2.5 seconds, laugh and go to Curtis residence

•they are very bipolar

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this has been done a million times but idc because i fucks with this concept!

there are two types of jealous steve: pouty, silent treatment jealous steve or over the top protective jealous steve

tbh

i bet steve fuckin’ rogers love it when you sit on his face - whether’s he’s domming or subbing. It’s a pretty unique position wherein power can be easily transferred between parties, esp if there’s only two ppl involved. 

if he’s subbing, he loves it when you sit on his face cowgirl and jack him off every once in awhile, or just tease his chest and praise him. maybe force him to keep his hands on the bed or tied to the bedposts so he can’t touch you or himself. you’ve eventually let him cum, but for now you’re just enjoying grinding onto his beard and slapping his thighs every once and awhile.