#stevanda

It's not my fault that kids who play Billy and Tommy had photos with Cap's shied and helmet.

Billy and Tommy are fully Wanda's by blood so why can't Steve being their dad now?

And also while getting her children back Wanda merges universes and now muntats are in the MCU.

And during that time Loki changes reality that makes a minor detail that Pietro did not die.

Oh, yes. Also there is a lot to unpack in general, like bad writing. Especially with Wanda. Shitty (and offensive) retcons and unmatching sequences, ugh.

Marvel just need to get their shit together and give them writers who know the story acrs of characters of Steve and Wanda greatly, and try and let it make sense all over again.

And then I personally would prefer if they could build up relationship that has come from an old friendship and they couly finally talk about their feelings. Like, that they had crushes on each other in the wrong time. Like, when Steve had a crush on Wanda she was already with Vision. Or when after divorce with Vison Steve and Wanda had sex a couple of times but didn't went further with it he ended up with Sharon again. And then Wanda was with Simon and so on. But, like they would still have feelings for each other.

Avengers mansion:

Steve: That's the plan. Is everything clear?

Billy and Tommy: Yes, dad!

Steve: ...

Steve: Did you just call me 'dad'.

Billy and Tommy: No. Uh, no way!

Steve: Pretty sure you did!

Other Avengers: *nodding.

Wanda: Well, to be fair Vision's contribution as a father...

Pietro: Wanda, you wanted kids with an android.

Wanda: Pietro, you shit!

When Steve and Wanda represent Avengers:

Other people: Are you two are a couple?

Wanda and Steve simultaniosly: Ha, no way! Unless you want us to be of course.

Wanda: You are the only man in my life that Pietro doesn't hate.

Steve: I am flattered. Why though?

Wanda: He said that you are the only man in this universe who did not treat me like shit.

Wanda to Steve: Oh, I like your paintings a lot.

Pietro: Of course you do! 90% of those are your portraits.

Steve: We need to reorganize this place.

Wanda: You know, I am literally called Queen Of Chaos.

Steve: I still don't understand what it supposed to mean.

Wanda: It means if there's a mess - it's my oder, Steve!

Steve: Why do you talk of yourself in the 3ed person?

Wanda: I wanted to scared him.

Steve: You levitated a whole bulding above his head!

Steve: I am too old for that.

Wanda: Ugh, come on! Your biological age is not far from mine.

Wanda: Steve, America is not the whole world. US problems are not the top priority!

Steve: Wanda, but you've been an American citizen most your adult life! It should bother you too!

Wanda: So now I, what? Need to erase a map of Europe or what?

Steve: I love you.

Wanda: Oh, I know.

Steve: Are you referencing Star Wars?

Wanda: No. I've just used my magic to know if you love me. But, yeah, it's nice to hear from you.

Steve: ???

Wanda: What?

Steve:...