steve + wanda

Avengers mansion:

Steve: That's the plan. Is everything clear?

Billy and Tommy: Yes, dad!

Steve: ...

Steve: Did you just call me 'dad'.

Billy and Tommy: No. Uh, no way!

Steve: Pretty sure you did!

Other Avengers: *nodding.

Wanda: Well, to be fair Vision's contribution as a father...

Pietro: Wanda, you wanted kids with an android.

Wanda: Pietro, you shit!

When Steve and Wanda represent Avengers:

Other people: Are you two are a couple?

Wanda and Steve simultaniosly: Ha, no way! Unless you want us to be of course.

Wanda: You are the only man in my life that Pietro doesn't hate.

Steve: I am flattered. Why though?

Wanda: He said that you are the only man in this universe who did not treat me like shit.

Wanda to Steve: Oh, I like your paintings a lot.

Pietro: Of course you do! 90% of those are your portraits.

Steve: We need to reorganize this place.

Wanda: You know, I am literally called Queen Of Chaos.

Steve: I still don't understand what it supposed to mean.

Wanda: It means if there's a mess - it's my oder, Steve!

Steve: Why do you talk of yourself in the 3ed person?

Wanda: I wanted to scared him.

Steve: You levitated a whole bulding above his head!

Steve: I am too old for that.

Wanda: Ugh, come on! Your biological age is not far from mine.

Wanda: Steve, America is not the whole world. US problems are not the top priority!

Steve: Wanda, but you've been an American citizen most your adult life! It should bother you too!

Wanda: So now I, what? Need to erase a map of Europe or what?

Steve: I love you.

Wanda: Oh, I know.

Steve: Are you referencing Star Wars?

Wanda: No. I've just used my magic to know if you love me. But, yeah, it's nice to hear from you.

Steve: ???

Wanda: What?

Steve:...

Part of @wonder7pickle​‘s 30 day OTP writing challenge that you can find here.

Day four

Prompt: walking hand in hand

OTP pairing: steve rogers x wanda maximoff

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Steve’s hand was big and warm, grasping onto Wanda’s lithe fingers. 

“Steve,” she giggled, clenching her fingers around his. 

“What?” he asked. “Can’t walk hand in hand with my girlfriend?”

She smiled, walking into him and bumping her shoulder into his chest. He kissed the top of her head, and when she looked up at him with pouty lips, he kissed those too. 

“Okaaaayyy love birds,” Sam called from behind. “I ain’t thirdwheeling all the way to Scott’s new place.”

“Just hold my other hand, Sam,” Wanda called over Steve’s shoulder. Cap instinctively gripped her fingers tighter, the thought of another man holding her hand just not sitting right with him, even if it was a joke. 

“Don’t tempt me, Wandy,” Sam joked back. 

Steve pressed his lips down to her ear. “Only me is allowed to hold your hand, sweetheart.”