#stereotype maps

Atlas of Prejudice: The World According to Ancient Greeks

Applewood: "APPARENTLY I'M NOT RICH ENOUGH, LET ME BREAK INTO MY NEIGHBORS STEREO CABINETS, LUXURY CARS, AND WINDOWS FOR SHITS N' GIGGLES"

Forest lawn: *puts "Forest Lawn" instead of "Calgary" on their dating website profiles to seem exotic*

Marlborough: *everyone is scared that you'll get killed walking here at night, but mostly the drunk people will just try to hug you*

Kensington: *doesn't want to appear willing to spend 15 dollars on coffee and 2800 a month for a studio apartment* *is totally willing to do just that*

Inglewood: *kensington, but middle aged and bitter*

The Beltline: "It's totally safe here!!! Honest!!! Just put bars on your windows and don't walk around after 7 and you won't even notice!!!!"

Downtown: *Wants you to believe that the covered bridges connecting office buildings are for aesthetic* *in reality they're for when its so cold your flesh will freeze in five minutes*

Victoria Park: "Maybe if we build our neobrutalist condominiums high enough, nobody will notice stampede crowds and people who can't afford the property taxes to live here anymore!"

New Brighton: *little grey houses for you and me*

Center Street and 16th:*makes it impossible to park or detour through the neighborhood* *wonders why business is lagging*

Deer Run and Lake Bonavista: *gets really anxious when they drive by project housing or neighborhoods that don't have private lakes*

Nose Will: "One day our houses are gonna tip over from the extreme slant, but hopefully we'll be dead by then!"

Bowness: "Our bus Route is Number #1 because so are we #secedefromcalgary2K15*