#sterek!au

I just saw Doc Deaton in the show Person of Interest. All I could think of was a sterek!au where Stiles is the billionaire computer genius and Derek was the ex-CIA op who went in after 2001, he became Kate ’s partner until she killed his family and he ran from the organization. Now he is working with Stiles to help people. I’m iffy on who would be Lionel, maybe Jackson as bad cop good cop with Lydia as Carter. Our Scott as Carter, that would probably work better. Allison as FBI while the rest of her family is CIA and the alpha pack, darach, raeken, and nogitsune as the crime syndicates they try to take down.

SupportiveBitchyBestfriend!Erica is playing around on my first attempt at a Sterek fic. She's the only one I can envision telling Stiles that he's supposed to be "getting porked by the Fuckable Fire Extinguisher".

Skyrim!AU where Stiles is the Dragonborn (because he never stops shouting) and Scott accompanies him to Whiterun after the dragon attacks Helgen where they both join the Companions with Derek and Laura as Farkas and Vilkas and then Talia dies because Kate Argent’s a vampire and Scott and Stiles both become part of the Circle to avenge her death and then afterwards Derek starts to get FEELINGS but doesn’t want to advance on Stiles because he has lycanthropy and thinks Stiles would find it weird because he turned it down when Scott was turned and Laura thinks they're all idiots when Stiles leaves to find an Amulet of Mara because he loves Derek too but wants to do things right meanwhile Derek goes off in search for the cure but nearly dies when vampire!Jennifer tries to kill him and then Stiles rescues him and makes him realize that Stiles really doesn’t care about the lycanthropy (finds it sexy) and he has the amulet so they get married and then they live together in Jorrvaskr. And also Lydia is Lydia (housecarl to Stiles) but totally screws him over and basically makes his life better. And Peter is the Jarl of Solitude. Also Allison as Aela because duh and Boyd, Erica, and Isaac there as well. Cora too. And then Malia and Kira join the Companions. And Chris, who replaced Talia, becomes Jarl of Whiterun and then they join the Civil War for the Imperials and they discover that Papa Stilinski and Melissa were captured by the Stormcloaks so Derek and Stiles fight like badasses with the blood of their enemies washing over them as they tenderly kiss in the light of the burning embers surrounding them. Then they honeymoon to Solstheim because Derek likes the ruins.

Just saw an article about "rental boyfriends" in China.  Who knows if that is accurate, but I want all the Sterek fic with Derek renting a boyfriend (Stiles) to get his family (Talia/Laura/etc.) Fake boyfriends trope for the win!